Look, you fucking prostitute whore's (with an apostrophe), no one will rather watch a realism football video game simulation than a real game of football. At least, when you include things which could never be done in real football, you have a chance of making something people prefer.

Get with the program, cunt-faces, 'cause this is no bullshit. Do you see how I mix curse-words with perrrrfect punctuation? My cat taught me that. Go fuck yourselves!!!!!