cooller lost
eyes are glossed

Where is your god now!!!1

that joke only works when rapha loses

he lost

it's not lan

Its still 100 euros.

not everyone is broke.

I know you think you're being clever, but all you're really doing is showing how raged, desperate and opportunistic you are.

Still, if I carried your shame I might be like that too.

yes, I usually get up on sundays, beginning of 2 weeks vacation all desperate and raging.

Good, I look forward to trolling you over the festive seaon.

Thing is, he has a decent sense of humour. And even if you disagree with that, it is at the very least better than yours.

Don't be ridiculous, he's German.

Yes how could i, i must be out of my mind... Look i just take it as i see it. You're Russian, big deal! Wtf does it mean on this faceless internet?

I'm not Russian :(

Germans aren't funny, everyone knows this...

"Germans aren't funny, everyone knows this... "

Well your not, that much i worked out. You have a Russian Flag, i'm not doing background checks, i'm not Jamerio...

That is why I informed you that I was not Russian.

What? My point was, it's not where your from. But please explain.

the "german's arent funny" is a stereotype and ini iss well aware of that.

he will of course now point out to me that the stereotype is true-.-.. u get the point

German humour is no laughing matter.

silence or we invade!

letse push this shit all the way to the edge boys!

come on... reply to this. i dare you.

german ambassador of comedy

I can see how jamerio is easily more funny than any German, but it's neither due to a sense of humour nor deliberately.

:DDDDDDD

sorry, my flight leaves early on the 23rd, won't have internet until the 29th.

I guess you need something else to do over christmas.

Off to Poland again?

nope, to the 17th German state down in the mediterranean sea.

Mallorca?

yup

Ha! The fact that you quiver over the idea of losing 100 euros just shows how utterly pathetic your life must be.

i am superior, you're just looking for excuses!

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HA

the fact that you are willing to accept a loss makes you even bigger retard

what?

The fact that you and the nazi cunt jump to such stupid conclusions is even more funny.

Boy I must have really fucked some of you up :).

I'm richer and better at games than both of you so save me your whine. There ain't nothing for you here but resentment.

EDIT

You're both Germans, so it applies to you both.
I guess this is karma for beating up the German kid at the holiday camp as a kid.

you sure you don't mix something up? the amount of stupid text you are spitting out rather suggests that you got beaten up quite badly a couple of times :/

Hardly impartial are you?

i am half polish, makes it even worse :/

How unfortunate :(

dude, he'd be nr1 at quake if he tried, he has more money than any of us can count AND he beats up germans. maybe you shouldnt mess with him

The fact that you're stupid doesn't change anything. You are insignificant. Please cry.

You when know when telling someone they are really insignificant sounds really convincing, when they don't say they are to begin with.

that's when you know you are :)

Oh and princess, you reg'd in 2009 and have 59 posts, you couldn't be more insignificant if you tried.

:D rofl retard

"you couldn't be more insignificant if you tried"

Says captain quantity over quality

Thanks for crying. I just knew you couldn't resist. It must be difficult for you to have an inferiority complex and be so insignificant. Cry more.

Boy, shucks, you sure did, you negative nancy

Really what the fuck is wrong with you. A am beginning to think you actually mean some of the stuff you say....?

"I'm richer and better at games than both of you

lol

he's also made out with a girl befor :(

i feel really ashamed

why do you keep coming here?
it's obvious that no one here likes you. everything you say gets laughed at. what's the point?
if you find it funny i guess you have some severe illness

I like him.

It's all fake but you all bite. It's quite sad that he does it though, really.

IT'S ALL FAKE? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

i thought so too at first, but its way too shitty done to be fake.

what's fake?

pansen

fu

With duel in 15 mn, this match in ZTN is maybe the best match of last year. But no..."American fast food spirit" think "shorter is better". Duel in 10 mn its a fail ( like T9 ).

(sry for my Frenglish)

sign your every word.

yea that makes sense, good job

it was a good match because it was 10 mins.

cooller lost because he gave up too many easy frags when he was out of control.

He's being fairly reckless in a lot of matches/maps (ztn & t7 here, t9 he wasn't so much) just like he was in Q4 post-WSVG Dreamhack.

It's really strange he tends to just "rush" the opponent over and over then changes strategy altogether and suddenly gets control and frags. It's not like you can even say his rushing opened up the opportunity for that to take place in a lot of these cases.

Anyway, I'd say if it had been on LAN and both had played as they did then I expect cooller would have ended up winning ztn & t9 but lost t7 (No idea how dm6/13 would go).

True that rushing business Cooller does is odd.

always has been tho

seems like he makes lots of stupid rushes lately, as in neither making a frag nor breaking control or anything, just giving away cheap frags a lot. didn't do that in the past/q3 :(

i remember the zero4 vs cooller game from i think it was eswc masters or something.

was on ztn and at one point cooller seemingly mindlessly jumped from gl down to mh with only mg to confront a fully stacked zero4.

dunno if he just has blackouts or what. but he's the only top player that does apparent stupid stuff like that, so that kind of makes me wonder: maybe there is a point to those attacks

Yeah, he's been doing it since summer 2006 (post-WSVG Dreamhack).

Before that 02-05 cooller was pretty top notch in his aggressive, never off your back while keeping control game. Everything he did had a purpose and a result, with even his failed attacks usually benefiting him.

makes for more entertaining games tho if you ask me

and THAT is why he does it.. he likes to put on a show for ppl more than winning i think

that was a time where he was rocket jumping everywhere across maps.

wtf was with that?

ya, he still won the match tho

Faster than waiting for a bus

"american fast food spirit"

lol

at least its not in the "french gay as fuck pussy faggot" spirit.
as soon as another player joined you would have to /quit out of fear of conflict

I bet youre fat, thats why ur so pissed

You mean 10 minutes and 5 seconds? :P If it was a 15 minute game there is no telling Spart1e would not of got control back, and went on another fragging spree.

That's a pretty silly agrument anyway though if you ask me. There can just as easily be a 15 minute game that ends the same way.

We're like goldfish in a big tank.

alltimes lucky! :D

IT'S BECAUSE OF PING GUYs, ONLY PING!!!! WHEN YOUR FAVORIT PLAYERS LOSE IT'S ALWAYS PING.
And don't you ever forget it!

thx capt. obvious

From what i remember, when the stream joined the server it looked like a password Moscow server, although i may be totally wrong or they switched or something.

Sure thing swede, its just that swedes all have superior skills online than lan, nothing at all to do with their connections.

Dont be bitter just because you britons have inferior skills both online and on lan.

eheh n1 zpaart!

Good to see Spartie back on form :)
Cooller is playing really well atm imo, so to take three straight maps off cooller is something else!

Cooller > Spartie. Spartie isn't as good as Cooller. This is strange to watch.

coollers arrogance made him lose.

"Look at me im good, i dont have to pick up the mega cuz im so leet... wait, i lose :("

Too bad :-/

cooller is shite online compared to lan, I've played him enough and specced enough to see a huge difference. It's hardly even the same player in terms of both aim and overall strategy

Strange, you'd have thought that 'everyone' would be better on-line, at home in their own comfort zone. I can agree with you from what I've seen in demos. His LAN performances look a notch above everyone else, always top of the community at any given time. But the on-line demos I've seen look alot more scrappy and careless.
His LAN game's better than his On-line game, respectively. Strange :o
I can understand things working the other way around as people often mention with Noctis. Noctis being one of the best players on earth on-line, but then not quite being able to hold the same level at LAN. Maybe Cooller rises to the occasion of a present live audience.

WHY FOR FUCKS SAKE

where did i ever fucking play so much better online?!

Don't you have a 100% online tournament record???????

If ever there was an online hero it would be people like Strenx.

:) calm down :) I've read 'it' so many times I pressume its true? my bad?
I watched a bunch of your recent'ish QL demos vs world class players from on-line matches and I was massively impressed. I don't wanna sound like a kiss ass but you played some of the best all round quake I've ever seen. I even had you down to beat Rapha not so long ago.
I've been into the Quake scene since Doom (does that make sense? :p ) I've played and kept up with the tourneys and players since QW . Not that that means my opinions gospel by any means.
I still think you've got a major win waiting to happen.

edit - LAN win ;)

do you also believe jamerio is super rich? cause I've read that millions of times.

I also heard a million times that Jamerio is a cunt. I guess it must be true

not vs me that's for sure!

:-dDDDDDDd

no need to play good vs you =p

raged.

I think LAN is pretty much home and comfort zone, quite sure the Russians in Moscow play a shitload on really low pings or on LAN right away while the rest of europe is gambling around on low pings, but well, still online (stfu sweden). :>

Not in QL though :P

allright, spartie is back!!!!!
I was waiting until someone would hit the rail like he did on t7: 3:28

thats a pretty common shot for most players i think (still looks cool when it makes a frag)

haven't been so actively watched t7 games but please link a demo or a vod from a lan tournament that had a shot like that. or if that is too much just name players and possibly who they were playing against. thanks :)

if we're even talking about the same shot, I'm pretty sure i seen a couple dahang and rapha games where they hit them

i have also seen many players in practice games hit it including me when I used to play more often.

Sorry, I can't remember specific games though.

yeah. i'm pretty sure he was talking about "pro" level games. and it's not really interesting when some newb from pub server manages to pull it off. even i can hit a shot like that and i'm shit.

Boom shaka laka 100

Spartie even beat cooller on lan, 15 min matches, 2 maps to 0.

Hilarious to see all the ANALysis people do to justify why (obviously) cooller lost and why (of course) he is better than spartie.

Cooller isn't what he once was.

Spartie played better.

obvious troll is obvious.

too bad for you I wasn't trolling. I was conveying the obvious truth.

yes yes. obvious.

just watch the demos. maybe you see?

maybe, you see!

See you maybe!