Christmas is too much beer,
too much Gluehwein,
too much food for your own good

Christmas is too much to do, the days leading up to it
and not doing enough for making it in time

Christmas is a friend just called
seems like I will start drinking at 2 pm today

Christmas is inevitable failure as a family man
Christmas is scared shitless to disappoint
I need to buy this thing but
the white noise outside seems hostile
I dont wanna go there
I'm here
I'm going