I was hoping you guys could give me some feedback on some new business ideas. I want to make shirts which say funny things. One shirt would read, "I'm a suicide-bomber.". Another shirt would be, "I'm an airplane hijacker.". And the third, last shirt reads, "Fuck you airport security cocksuckers, I know my 1st amendment Right to say any God-damn fucked up thing I want.", and in fine print it would read, "P.S. I'm a suicide-bombing airplane-hijacker.".

Does anyone think these shirts would sell?