Our favorite friends the conservatives love to talk about how liberalism = dependency. Not only is any dependency resulting from liberalism entirely incidental, but what's so bad about dependency anyway? I mean, sure, in some cases, independency is good... but are conservatives suggesting we should be independent of everything, even though such a thing is clearly impossible? Our dependencies on nature, oxygen, food, gravity, plants, animals, climates, etc. conclusively prove the idiocy of absolute independency and therefore the stupidity of demonizing dependency.

Conservatives, do everyone a favor and leave the Union. Your moronic, no-future-having policies suffered a fatal wound the instant our Constitution was entered into law. It's only going to get worse for you here, and we certainly will not allow any kind of coup or usurpation. If you leave, we will not follow. Most of you have no money anyway, and your power is quickly diminishing. The fact is, we will deliberately make things as miserable as possible for you, just to spurn you out. Let's see... how many liberal things can we install and conservative things can we repeal... hmm, this should be fun (for us).