Men who like fake-breasts are gay. Why, if you truly like women, would you want a fake woman? Might as well feel-up a pillow-case. If you notice, all fake-breast lovers are misogynistic... why? Because they prefer men.

My brother always points out these gay things Cris Collinsworth says. I never notice any gayness to the things Cris says, until my brother points them out. My brother's girlfriend has fake breasts. My brother lives in San Francisco. My brother's best friend is a gay man (one who always tries to have sex with me too, it's very annoying; take note gay-people, do not try to have sex with me).

Sometimes, when the dots are connected, they form elephants. Other times, they spell 'homo'.