I know the Saints will win, because I kidnapped Peyton's Manning's children. They keep telling me they're not his kids. Clever little rascals, just like their daddy. They are somewhat convincing though. Maybe it's possible they are telling the truth? One of them is black. Does Peyton Manning have any black children?

Ok, well it's time for Plan B. Tonya Harding has already been contacted.

Seriously though, the Saints are the under-dogs here. Everyone thinks they will lose, but everyone is wrong.

Can any of you socialists offer some tips and tricks to help the Saints win?