What is home anyway? According to George Cocksucker Bush, home is 'Amurikka'. According to some people, home is where you are born. Since I was born on Earth, and in the Universe, does that mean the Universe is my home? No, it doesn't... according to some people. To conservatives, those mini-fascists, mini-Hitlers like George W. Bush, home is the square-meter where you popped out of your moms cunt. That fuck, George W. Cocksucker Bush, because he loves his fatherland... I mean... homeland so much, formed the 'homeland security department'. The goal of the agency is to protect the square-meter where you popped out of your moms cunt. Because as everyone knows, home is where you're born.

Yeah, that's right... here in Amurikka-land, you are free to do whatever you want, except what we tell you you can't do, because that's freedom. Unfortunately, me and my kind are dying out due to crazy liberal things like dentistry and education, but freedom will reign and rain a-gain. Yeah.

Apparently, the Super-Bowl happened yesterday. I completely forgot, because I was too busy watching golf. There is nothing more captivating than people standing around 96% of the time, and whenever else, riding around in carts.