When both in Krakow, a friend of mine, Wojciech "Vh" Guzik, gave Shane "rapha" Hendrixson a small gift. Since not only the ESR community had a laugh out of the infamous avek's interview and, in particular, the fragment about stealing one's cell phone and shoes, Vh came up with this little idea.

What he has given rapha is a small piece of hardened paper that looks like a classic Polish student card. Every university, college, basically every educational establishment that teaches people on an above-high school level gives out one of those to their students.

This kind of ID entitles you up to 50% discounts on prices for travelling by public transportation. It's also written in the upper-right corner of every card, "This card entitles you to..." and so on. I guess that it's the same in every country.

What's so special about this specific card is that my friend has entitled the card, "Quake player ID" and altered the text in the right corner, so a loose translation goes like this:
- This card entitles you to not lose your shoes when encountering primary school pupils;
- This card entitles you to not lose your cell phone when encountering primary school pupils;
- This card entitles you to not lose your watch when encountering primary school pupils.

Here's a picture of the card:


And here's a pic of Vh giving the card to rapha :)


Just wanted you to know that there are still some Poles that aren't raging about everything :)