My brother started calling me tbone when I was about 10. Just a nickname for my real name, Tyrone, I suppose.

hahah cool story

is you black?

Watched a shit load of Robot Wars in the beginning of 00's

three letter nicknames were cool in the previous millenium, so i thought of 'meh', which was rarely used at that time.

when i went pro (at not giving a flying fuck), i changed it to 'm3h'

awesome, innit

the perils of pioneering xD

\o/


ages ago tbh...

had this competition in my class back when i were 8 where the task was to say 'funny bunny', and then put another marshmallow in your mouth and say it again, whoever could say 'funny bunny' with the most marshmallows in your mouth won, and a friend got stuck at 'funny, b-uh' all 3 attempts he had with 5 or so in his mouth.

funnyb!

diclaimer: this is not an homoerotic story censored by PG-13 standards.

we all know what was actually used instead of marshmellows :P

disclaimer!!!

we got it, instead of 5 dolla's you were getting paid in marshmellow currency.

i was just a kid, i didn't know better. see how i managed to sneak the amount of 5 into my post without giving too much away!

jajaja brilliant

made a team with my roomate and other friends and we decided on the rule the everyone had to use a beer nick.

We were young and needed the money.

from running? np

I thought Zero. Realized that was probably overused. Tried Zeri, thought that was too short.


Put a TON on the end of it...


???


PROFIT

back in 2000 with starcraft. I was looking for a badass nick, i was ~11-12 yo at that time and then decided to take a look at the english dictionary, found Heartless, added some numbers few years laterz cuz i thought that it looked better that way... I was young and retarded (am still retarded btw :P), so... CBA to change my nick, that's why i'm still with this retarded emo kid's nick.

u r still on 11-12 y o kid lvl sorry

probably, but at least i'm not poor like you.

ouch

;DDDDD

aw :( i thought it was from kingdom hearts, i'm dissapoint son

made it up out of thin air

no influence by the Duke?

lol

it all started with a freind of mine fakenick'ing on ra3-servers, he was on the name goenk and when i asked him on rw (roger wilco, voice-com back in 2000 :x ) what the heck this nick was all about he said that he just likes the way how retarded it sounds when you say it. i kinda liked the idea and here we are :)

for q3ctf i was sort of forced to shorten my nick to 4 letters (unified looking nicks because of the clantag style with the clantag behind the actual nickname) therefore i changed to bnki for ctf only

now i'm stuck with it on quake live :)

haha rw, good times

saw a nice piece of graffiti once, that said "mash". also I heard that some Final Fantasy character had that name?
took the name because of the graffiti tho.

.

It's the result of a subtle combination of words.

raw + david hasselhoff + rogue = rawgue

It takes some time to see its genius.

this is genius. medal time.

moral of the nick:

there is a little bit of an alcoholic in all of us

this comes from the guy with the beer nickname.

Nice =)

!!!

wow great!

you're going to have to explain this to me bra' :(

=(
Let it sink in a couple of days, it's much more satisfying if you figure it out yourself.

you shall now be known as rawguelhoff

the greed that is destroying western society, the smartest people dont choose fields like engineering and science where they could do the most good, they choose lawyering and banking where they make the most money being a fucking burden on everyone else...also when i fuck your MAM, i will spray it ON her.

isn't your nick 'nvck'?

i dont play ql anymore, been using mammon elsewhere

It's what my family has called me since I was born :D

It means something like "sweetheart" in Dutch.

your family must told you what's the word for sweet dream, to change it for esr community

or wet dreams, something like that

i thought the swedes just pronounce "livia" something like "liefje".

d3c4y = I got called "fat rott" when i was a kid by my brother and his mate (from the expression "tommy rotter" or something + being chubby), i used to use this on the 1v1 DM7 servers years ago (Hi Enhancer), someone took the piss and called me tooth decay, so i took decay and used that, which then eventually became d3c4y when i turned elite.

Six16 = Wanted an alias for QL so i chose this, was watching an episode of QI when they mentioned the real sign of the devil was 616 not 666 like everyone thinks. Not that i'm devil worshipper or anything, i thought it was cool and i didn't think anyone would get it anyway. I never really liked it much really.. but il stick with it.

Weapon in Chrono Trigger.

Not that bitch in DS9? :(((((((

i guess you mean "vedek" which is only the title for a bajoran priest

lol nerd!! ;D

actually a vedek is more like a bishop then a priest, remembered that wrong and now i'm awfully sorry for feeding you with false information :/


:D

I know :P

Ah fun game. I wish they made chrono trigger into an action rpg like its bad ass predecessor The Secret of Mana.

book character

cool stories bros

bob marley

I nick gl00my in ql.Every other name i could think of was taken so i got depressed :P
Fascinating !!! And pretty emo :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drexciya

It should be Drexciyan but i only heard the word at the time and used ian like martian :(

an angel came to me in a dream and informed me my ESR nick shall be 'hnns'. similar to what happened to the virgin Mary if you're familiar with that story.

i thought you were suffocating :(

it was actually autoerotic strangulation and he wanted to type 'on' instead of 'to'


and your nick shall be .... HNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS

asphyxiation*

FuriaKutasow (eng. FuryOfTheDicks)

It somehow reflects my soul.

when I was playing CS, graine was the nick I used when i go on public servers.
It means dick in french. I tought i was funny because 1- english people have such a hard time to prononce it 2- It must be shitty to get owned by someone called dick :P
Anyways, when ql came out, I didnt give a shit nemore to try to have a e-athlete name, so i just went for my pub name.

Nut->gland->graine or did canadian french evolve even more strangely that I thought?

btw, faerie looks nice and sounds nice too, There's no real story behind it. The 1 was chosen to make people think I'm as old as my posts hint I am.

tu sais que sa se passe a fond ici au québec, mon cousin.

wat

un francais qui parle pas francais?

pas suivi non plus j'avoue :0

ban plz

sorry i forgot about transltion, i said in first post

You know its going down here in qc my cousin
and then the guys goes wat? so i said

a french guy that dosent speak french?

bay harbor "butcher" from dexter first season in 2006, used a gay ass name before that period, "PissMaker".

fake nick which evolved into regular nick

I wanted the dumbest nick possible so i chose fUcKH3aD. Shortened it later on when I was bored.

when i was too young(about 1 year old or something) the first word i said was: agu(because i was trying to say: gugu - http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gugu_Liberato ). so instead of it i was saying: aguaguaugaugaug. hahahaha. my family calls me gugu and my father, my brother and all my friends call me: agu (which i found original , doesnt really sound a pretty name but i like it)

this is just a random nick i made up, it's a short form of a phrase regarding a special 'event' in my life. it's not my actual nick, just something i use as a login name on sites. in games i am actually known as memph1s_ . i don't really know where i got that from, just a word that sprung to mind when i started pwning and wanted a proper nick. i expect some influence from Nicolas Cage's character from Gone In 60 Seconds.

Fake that involved into real nick. Used to be Firefucker way back, but no one got the helge schneider reference :(

I did before I got to that part of your sentence, don't be sad.

Then again a former roommate is a huge fan, soo... tu ma lieber die Möhrchen.

slept on my keyboard

My parents trolled me.

put my penis between g and h on the keyboard and then just used the letters surrounding it

your penis fits between the g and h key?

He says it feels almost like a real person.

True story, I swear!

thanks for saving at least some of my penis honour

do you see the triangle?

ok bad wording, I aim my penis between the h and g key =(

derived from my real name.. and since luke is too common, one guy who was writing entertaining reviews for a czech gaming mag at that time under "HiDDen" fake nick inspired me to add another 'K' and voila! history was made..

hmm

When I started playing ra3, someone said "Yikes, this guy sux!" So I changed my name to "yikes! this guys sux" and had that for about a year until my comp died. When I got a new one and reinstalled q3 I shortened it to just 'yikes'.

I still suck, tho. :(

always tried to be a cunt especially in duel games ("spite") to work up people and mess with their game + watched lots of lakerman games back in the days + lulz -> spyteman

good thing you didn't watch fatal1ty back then, spytal1ty just sounds ridiculous :D

if you got this idea while watching cooller, you'd name urself spitooler
^_^

at least better then spooller ;)

:D

I see what you did here

Mail backwards.

imagine girl's reaction when the message arrived: you've got Liamed!

They usually cry in the shower.

this must be a tough one
"Even BEFORE they smell your breath"?

Thirteen years ago I was reading Robert Jordans The Wheel of Time and I took the name of one of the characters as my SC name, and then on to q2 and so on. To make a long story short, theres still two books to go in that series, and the author have already been dead for a couple of years...

dasdasd

omfg i remember this

I think I still have that thing!

hst as abbreviation for "hunter s. thompson". was really into the books and stuff he wrote, years ago.
later, people on teamspeak started calling me "höchst", probably cause it's easier to say than to spell out "hst" all the time.
so now i'm pretty much going under both names, hst and hoechst. but gaming almost only as hst.

hätt ich das mal geahnt :D
HA ESS TEH

yosen.. swedish for yes no!?

NO?!

jo

already told you, no :/

was an epic fail :[

ja. :D

In 1999 I seen some graffiti on a wall from a distance, thought it said 'ASTROGLITZ' which at the time I thought was totally cool and original. So when I next played UT I changed my nick to that... A while later I decided it sounded a bit weird so I shortened it to 'astz' (still sounds weird?). The rest is history!

I seen the wall again a while later and it actually said 'ASTROGRAFIX', so I guess it is original after all! :D

The last few years I sometimes play as 'Im_A_Helicopter' though and thats the best name ever. Fact.

AND ANOTHER STORY!

.

that explains a lot

I knew you were gay

Worst fake story ever

.

"dude in red dress", cmon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

Rather this?

When I was younger I took the dictionary and looked for cool ingame nicks, 'cause my first nick slayer was not evil enough for me and I went with enThrone :P. In the end I grew up and realised how stupid this sounded. The Idea behind ffx is that I just took the first letter of each of my three prenames.

me and my friend watched the movie "hackers" at the time we both got the internet and decided we needed aliases.. like ya do.

anyway i chose meltedflame and later shortened it when i wasnt 13

and he chose hacwa (hacking and cracking with attitude) :D.

There was a section called "Dingabagi of the month" in turkish hustler magazine. And i had no idea
what it meant and still i dunno. but sounds funny

I'm Terifire!

I terrify people! muhahaha



I was 11 or 12...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Auer

We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

love that show. and love ignignokt and err. DA MOON RULEZ #1!

What about booger?

From Revenge of the Nerds.

meh ,from batman ,didn't like the movie,but liked the name of the Jim Carrys character ..still think that movie is shit

http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hejduk

I played starcaft. I liked Zerg back then.

it's my irl name.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

way back i would go by boo, eventually it got annoying that everyone thought i had taken it from dbz, which i didn't even know about by the time.

then i went by nenik for quite a while, that one orinigated from me typing "nenik1" insted of "nein" and i thought it looked quite cool. at some point a few yeras later i changed it to dansen and stuck with it.

a software called blaze mp :P

Named after one of sci-fi characters.

it was my female character in ad&d based on this:
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Valvalis#Final_Fantasy_IV

Been using "j0sh" online for many years, but someone already had it on QL so I added the underscore.

No, really. True story.

you serious? n1n1n1n1n1n1n1n1



;)

My usual nick was taken come sign up time for a QL account. I knew I had to type something. I was surprised it wasnt taken, so just stuck with it. I was called MadRush in CS as I always rushed with an awp during scrims, which sometimes worked, and was shortened to mad, which is ridiculously common. Meh.

i don't remember :(

Sound of keel voiding

I was using a "Player Two" for a good while there, and one day i was watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind which is one of my favorite movies and it's distributed by "Focus Features", and it kind of struck me how appropriate it was to focus on the game. Almost completely blocking out all outside distraction and truly focus.
Which of course became f0cus (which is how I still do it in game) but I changed it to 'focus' here on esr so I wouldn't get messed with about it any further than I already had been.

EwocK

EeewocK

wocK

wocK_

James Joyce, "Ulysses"

didn't joyce play for clan vikings back in the day?

Yep, they won Dreamhack 1910.

I was thinking nathan leopold x)

Back in LOMAC i was named "Painted". When i switched to BF2 name was taken so i went for "Boleslav" after a historic guy i was reading about at the time (for some reason name seemed funny to me). To add more fun to it i added "69".

Zelda game -> link

origin: im super sexy, leet, and i rule

i used to have a really stupid kiddie nickname when qw came out
some night i got home really drunk and played some cs beta on a public server - i had some cookies on my desk so i used "KruemelKek$" on the server (german for ~crumbling cookie) later i came to quakenet (in like 99 or 2000) where i could use neither the $ nor my entire nickname because of our sweet-ass clantag so i shortened it to KekS and well.. stuck with it ever since (german for cookie)

fear him:



;)

there was another person in my school called "christian", though his name was spelled "kristian". so after a while the "christian with c" and "kristian with k" got shortened to "k" and "c". consequently i was "c" for most of my childhood. over the years variations popped up, "cpl" slowly replaced "c" and now as i've grown up "lains" is often an option.. (even "clains" has invaded some subsets of my friendcircles)

simultaneously when i started playing online i wanted something more than "cpl", or simply "c", since i gathered that it wouldn't be matchless in an internet-future.. though i did try having cpl emails; "cpl@japan.com" for like 2 years, followed by "cpl@chello.no" which lasted even longer..

anyway, i realized only my latter surname is sufficiently original not to drown in copies, so i matched it with my given name and first and second surname; which becomes C.P.Lains, which i realized is quite ugly, so i switched between it and the somewhat more aesthetically pleasing, C.Lains

in sweeden, where i played alot, CP was synonymous with the label for the condition "cerebral parese".. and that was my biggest obstacle (also was a norwegian clan named cP) until i realized that CPL which really unified my name was captured by CPL the organization, and i was even banned from using both "CPL" and "CPLains" in CPL events :o

later i also found 4chan and with it another even worse association with cp; in additon "cpl" was also commonly abbreviated form of "corporal" so i tried to give up on the "p"; the roots to that side of the family should be fine with my mentioning Christ with my C, right? but then i really couldn't get away from the p, because it propped up both from history and from registrations at uni and even on the net when "clains" (!!) was taken i'd just give up and go with cplains..

so, overall, i'm not really satisfied with alternating between "cplains" and "clains", which i use most often now, but i don't have the heart to make up something out of nowhere or think to myself that what i chose now will keep stable.. sooo, yeah hmm, story of names, i wonder

Kristian Lachica ?

w0t lul

ShadyAK: Shady + Initials
Dworak: trivia where i heard the name Dvorak and thought it was the stupidest first name ever (It was antonin dvorak's surname however so doesnt make sense c: )
Chujario: aNk in-joke about Mario
Tr10: Troll #Ten (also plays off cos my short name is Tem so kinda like Troll Tem as well c:)

Hate the new games where you cant change name cos in q3/urt/rtcw/sc1 its easy to compulsively change nick, which i have been doing for years c:

so it was back in 1943 when i jumped on my horse and i accidentally farted cos i was sweaty in the anus and then someone laughed at me so i kept trying to be the best when the carrots kidnapped whole my family i had nowhere to run, yet i played cards with my two pals Garry and Larry, they were from another dimension but still living in planet earth, i took advantage from a few steps i met in college when i was still a riot talker with river the manly man :)

Whoa !! time to lay off the weed dude ...

The mean, 'spikes all over it's body', scary time-travelling killing machine from the 'Hyperion' series .... not the small flightless bird with the same name hahaha

hi what is this?

take a picture will you :D