not funny:(

Of course it is lololol.

Someone paid for him him to fly to america to play a videogame he loves, while you sat behind your computer bored, broke and depressed.

Nothing like injecting a bit of reality into the minds of the deluded.

Sorry to hijack your thread.

blablabla blablabla

Mister perfection has talk.

Sorry asshole, but u know NOTHINK of my life.

I'm profound without reflection. It's a gift.

So how are your fantasy businesses coming along? Making enough money to pay for your medication?

he has 8grand in his drawer.

Actually its 9k now. I just finished some work for sky news.
Perhaps if you didn't get through life on benefits, videogames and sponging off your parents/torrents you would not see it as such a big deal.

Then again, 4-5 years worth of your annual benefits in one lump sum labelled petty cash must be like a fortune to someone like you :)

Suck it you little bitch.

gold

hahhaa

loling ind8

How can you make money with torrents?

2nd this

!Cos someone who gets up at 8am and is mostly on war through phone is CLearly on benefits. So far you have struggled to write anything even mildly offensive. Even projecting your own frustration and misery has failed to help. Keep trying brosef c:

Projecting my own misery and frustration?

Lst time I checked this thread it was you making unprovoked jibes about my finances and it was someone else making jibes about my businesses.

I then reply, and I'm the fantasist?

Haha, that' some amusing personality disorder you have going on there, but I guess you wouldn't be in the hole you're in if you were capable of looking at the source of anything.

I just prefer real life to deal with you :)

Enjoy.

"unprovoked jibes" you keep strutting about how awesome your life is.

And then when someone jokingly comments, you start ranting back and questioning the person who joked's nationality/social status/whatever and seems like you have a lot of pent up rage about people on benefits and people who play computer games. You then claim that you are trolling and completely unbothered by those allegations, yet you write a wall of text to prove you are unbothered.

Project much?

When did I say how awesome my life is, more likely some depressed elifer like you jsut can't stand anyone who isn't in the same rutt as them because it happens nowhere else. Isn't that strange.

Not once in this thread did I talk about my life, job or finances, yet here we are again.

If you were not frustrated or bothered by it you would not bring it up.

And you've posted over 15 times since you started your imaginary job this morning. They are lucky to have you.

my job can be quiet at times, this is one of those times, im preparing audits, can alt+tab frequently c:

Im neither happy with my finances nor upset. Also like, i never made assumptions about you, just things i picked up that were written by you. Also like, still don't see any unprovoked attacks from me. You seem to be in rage mode though.

And your point about being raged due to being unemployed and wasting life on computer games doesn't make sense. I would actually love a month or two break. I mean, every day is a weekend, no 9-5 schedule, freedom to go see friends, ability to sit at home and eat pizza. And waste some time on computer games which u end up missing out on. For about a month that would be AWESOME.

p.s. please stop projecting

In the post below you said "android correction", and now you're talking about ALT+TABBING which is not really something you would associate with such a device given you've already said you're posting in your spare time.

Try and be more consistent with the lie. You're starting to trip up :)

i have phone AND pc

im on the 08:27 train every morning for approx. 15 minutes.When on the train, i either read the metro or look on Websites on my HTC Wildfire (£21/month, 3g network c:). when i get to work, no need to use the phone for acessing the internet. Where's the lie braw? c:

Stop projecting please

Lmao@jamerio

i just [+] myself.

IS FOR SCIENCE

Rofl, you've owned Jamerio so hard, which is refreshing because normally he self-owns with everything he writes...

AMIRITE, ANON WITH HUTCHINSON 3G IP?

on esr* fkn android auto correction :c

Aww still sore about the money and the fact that you're not getting anywhere in life?

Nevermind, download another TV show and have another game to pass the time of day away. Mummy will have tea ready soon!

Big boys with 3 businesses don't post on ESR at 02:24. Cos they have 3 businesses to run. Not playing streetfighter until they fall asleep on couch in their underwear

Maybe he can manage to do all this if he's a pimp :p
3 businesses = 3 hookers working for him

But that's cheating! Cos it's still just 1 pimping business. Like if he ran a pimping, late night Miss Cleo info-mercial and late night pizza delivery business, it would be 3.

Don't think Jamerio delivers pizza though. Pimp maybe. I can even imagine how he gets nwe hoes. "Hey baby wanna make some money and work for me... ima treat you good ima give a nice cut, you gonna be all wearing mink coats and shit you can be my bottom hoe... and you know im good for it cos I did some beta testing on Goldeneye for N64, we even recieved a BAFTA for it"

Frustrated that you dumped a life into videogames and came out with it with nothing more than an account on a gaming site.

haha.

Im posting from work. c: And not frustrated at all. Stop projecting plz.

ok Bill Nye the science guy aka Jamerio the 2nd Raythenoob

u are retard without helmet

So when are you going to QCON to finally prove us all wrong?

you're still fucking retarded though

(and yes people have flown me to foreign countries to play video games before you try and hit me with a similar pathetic burn)

I don't believe and nobody cares what you think.
Deal with it.

looks shopped

all chicks to cooller, hail to the king!

they probably don't know anything about the players, and just assume the one in the middle has won it all =p

hehe, tres subtile hypothese

poor bitches just how wrong they are...

all chicks are cooller

Like this, it is perfect

;-)

haha he was talkin shit before my game and i went over to him and got quiet. was funny

what?

what what?

In the butt?

You went over to him and got quiet?

yeah it totally owned him

so you outstrenxed strenx?

Probably couldn't take the stink of hair gel and spray tan.

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Wonder why Cooller is 7,000 and not 7,000.00 like everyone else

So that he can add several more zeroes to it

love how cyphers legs are inline with his body

Just another one of his magic tricks

that was the only way to win that hub

strenx finished top 8 by losing to cypher and cooller, who finished #1 & #2 :p ul.

worse result possible.

switzerland defeated spain who won the worldcup, still worthless.

Switzerland didn't lose to Spain and Holland did they?

Neither did Pakistan, Hongkong, Bermuda and Vanuatu.

So what exactly does this have to do with my first post?...

It doesn't matter who you beat or lose to, only your final placement. Many people call Greece's 04 success a fluke, but fact of the matter is they went through the qualifier, went out of the group stage and all the way up against all odds. They had to beat the best of the best, including the superbly motivated hosts.

What the fuck does it matter who Strenx lost to? He's an online hero, fuck him.

This is all, of course, in the context of Strenx being an incredible dick, saying he's smarter than Cooller and whatever the fuck was that faggot spewing about.

LOL

Holy shit you're dumb. That Greece example has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm talking about. I'm simply pointing out that strenx finished top8 by only losing to the two guys who finished #1 & #2, therefore his top8 doesn't necessarily mean he played worse than any of the other guys who ALSO finished behind the top2. It doesn't mean he should be top3, because he'd have to prove himself by beating the other guys, but he was unlucky to only lose to the two guys who ended up in the final and yet only finish top8 without a chance to compete against the other guys.
edit: and he didn't say he was smarter than Cooller you moron, read the interview again.
edit2: in case you don't get it, your earlier examples of Pakistan, Hongkong, Bermuda and Vanuatu are unrelated PRECISELY because they were NOT eliminated by only losing to Spain and Holland, and neither was Switzerland (in fact it was the opposite since Switzerland beat Spain).

Ok bro, take it easy. Here, i come bearing peace offerings, take this kitten.

I know they were unrelated and i was vague on purpose. I was just trying to illustrate the point of beating/losing to specific entities having no merit in the context of your end result.

Also i'm pretty bored and a bit drunk so i might be just talking out of my ass. 8<

Imagine a single elim where player A beats player B in the 1/8th final. Player A ends up winning the entire event. Does this automatically mean that player B is necessarily worse than every player who finished ahead of him? No, it means player B is worse than player A, it doesn't say anything about his level compared to the other players. Does it mean he would have finished #2 if he had played all the others? No. Does it mean he would have finished top16 if he had played all the others? No. It doesn't say anything else than player A > player B. Do you understand this?
Now apply it to DE and player B losing to player A and player C who finish #1 & #2.

If you know X > Y and X > Z, it doesn't tell you anything about Y compared to Z.

I'm not sure what are you trying to prove. Should every tourney feature a group stage every step of the tourney to truly define who the best player is? No, you gauge skill relative to the placement in competitions, not to the opponents they beat/lost to on their way to said placement. You might draw your own conclusions, parallels and what if's, but they are meaningless. So it doesn't matter if Strenx lost to Cypher and Cooller or Ali Naab and me, he's still at the place he is at.

That being said, i do understand your point, i just don't see why are you so vehement in presenting it. Are you Strenx's PR agent or something?

It does matter who he lost to, precisely because of what I just posted. If you "understand my point" then you understand why it matters who he lost to. And no, only my first post was about strenx, the rest are about the proposition underlying my first post, which is apparently a bit hard to grasp for you and the other guy.

No. You derive the fact of who Strenx lost to as some sort of indication that he can "do better" or things would "be different". We won't know that unless the same scenario is repeated in the same exact conditions but with different opponents pitched up against him. The sheer supposition of your argument makes it NULL and thus, MEANINGLESS. Maybe he would have done better, maybe he wouldn't have. We do not know that, and we will never know that, so why the hell should it matter? What i have trouble grasping is not your core argument, but the whole point of you presenting it.

You derive the fact of who Strenx lost to as some sort of indication that he can "do better" or things would "be different".

No, wrong, I did not say he would not have been top 8 had he played other players. I said he was unlucky to finish top8 without having had the occasion to play other players. I said absolutely nothing about this being an indication that his finish would have been different if he had played other guys. Read below.

The sheer supposition of your argument makes it NULL and thus, MEANINGLESS.

You are addressing a supposition that is not present in my posts.

Maybe he would have done better, maybe he wouldn't have. We do not know that, and we will never know that

At this point you're repeating what I already said. Let me quote myself: "Does it mean he would have finished #2 if he had played all the others? No. Does it mean he would have finished top16 if he had played all the others? No. It doesn't say anything else than player A > player B". I'm the one who said his result didn't tell us anything about how he would have fared against the other guys. You're agreeing with me.

so why the hell should it matter? What i have trouble grasping is not your core argument, but the whole point of you presenting it.

It matters because it is logically moronic to make fun of a top8 finish when the only two people he lost to finished #1 & #2. All I said was that it was unlucky for him not to have the chance to play against other guys. Again, I made NO supposition as to what his final placement would have been in the case he hadn't played Cooller and Cypher.

I already said i'm talking out of my ass, what do you want from me?

Gimme all your money and your shoes and your iPhone and that sock on your hand braw.
Don't mess with me braw. I'll cut ya braw.

THATS WHAT I WANT. LMAO SELF PWN HAHAHAHAH \;D/

Dude he was right. :c

NO HE WASN'T LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA

pretty sure i would have won that argument if i only was not so drunk i completely misunderstood what he wrote 8<

Don't worry he made a fool of me too. :@

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Nice

;-)

Took my few seconds, to understand lololol.

I totally lol'd :D

fyp

haha, nice

top center.

The whores are of lower grade this year :(

Imagine what they were saying about the 1000's of 3 day wearing nasty ass mutha fuckers playing videogames for 3 days solid!

and get black lips, fukc what any biitch say. ur doing it wrong puss y.

why i am I getting Jamerio's replies :o

He received so many ignores that the var got overflowed all over the site and random sh1t started to happen...

I'm glad this thread was bump'd