wat

oh jesus

a fatal1ty desk will instantly boost ur skill so u can compete at top level

just have to bring ur desk to each lan sadly

"We know that Johnathan, as "Faltal1ty", WAS a world champion gamer,"

fixed

/edit: lol they spelled fatality wrong

its spelled fatal1ty....hes number 1 in the world if he wasnt it would be fatality

read the quoted portion

"Faltal1ty"

guess hes more like fatal17y now

That's an insult to the 17 players who actually play.

they probably meant Failtal1ty

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This wordplay is so bad that it justify the comeback of [-]

whatever

now imagine him comming to the lan with his own desk and a chair

cooller would say his furniture is nothink on the lan

I don't know whats wrong with the standard office chair and the cheapest table you can find in Ikea, works for me and pretty much everyone else.

...but this desk goes to 11.

Yes, but this only cost me £11

For 2000 euros I can build you one that goes to 12

D=

What next Fatal1ty gaming condoms and gaming dog shit scoopers ?

chair with potty functions.

Yeah lol with life support functions aswell so you can sit in it and play games till the end of time

oven on table, fridge with slots for 8 pizzas and 12 coke bottles.

prostitute storage compartment

sif a hardcore gamer would know what to do with one.


huge kleenex dispenser on the side of the chair, however ...

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/hooker

I guess you're right but I think you should have it on just in case this gamer has some sort of life or did at some point.

don't be unrealistic, please ;)

I guess...

Nothing wrong with wanting to have a standard gaming setup in the world of progaming. Almost every lan I went to had cramped tables or crappy chairs where i had to move this or that, or just make do.

Almost every professional sport has some kind of set stadards on equipment. What's the pint in having a great mouse and pad if the chair sucks, the screen is in your face and your legs are cramped?

Problem with a lot you guys is you don't really leave your bedrooms so you're unable to appreacite the idea in its full glory.

And the you resort to your usual mocking of it.

It doesn't change the fact that he's out there earning moeny doing deals that give him a future while you're still bitching and moaning on a gaming website inside your little rooms.

Doesn't it suck to have someone who knows more than you and be publically critical at the same time?

I think someone's a Fatal1ty Fanboy.

Doesn't it suck to have someone who knows more than you and be publically critical at the same time?

well, you're they expert on that, so tell us how it feels to post here.

hahaha!

please explain the concept of leaving the bedroom

I heard of one who did it and never was heard of again.

I for one am staying where it is safe!

I got it:

unbreakable keyboards!

No sorry it's already been made.
http://www.steelseries.com/us/products/keyboards/7g/information
and it only costs $149.99 (Bargain).

they need to be lightweight so makav3li can still throw them

That's a good point.
If Fatal1ty makes a chair he will need to add suckers to the bottom of the chair legs so, [Insert name here] doesn't throw a chair.

forever?

Gaming timer clock: activated manually by feet on item pickup, gives you a small pleasant electric shock in the nuts 5 seconds before item respawn.

It works through pavlovian conditioning

AHXANXHAHXANHA

that's pretty close to my plan, have one of them chairs but i'm afriad if i switch it with this uncomfortable office-chair i'll never get up again

Actually this is perhaps the first Fatal1ty product that could be useful.
If it's done right and not just a cash grab like his crappy hardware products.

well the HS-800 wasn't to bad considering the price/performance and was durable but they just felt a bit cheap.

But most of the gear is just a Fatal1ty picture slapped on the side.
I think he might of had a little bit of input on his mouse it terms of the shape and weight but I don't see him recommending creative on putting a laser senor in the mouse.

http://www.fatal1ty.com/press-releases/fatali...-furniture sucks ass and get bord waiting for it to work

gaming desk needs to be 3feet x 6.5ft, with leg space centered, and room for you ash tray and beer either side of the monitor, so its not likely to kill your keyboard, and a cove under the desk either side of the leg space for your b0x

or just space for 2 more screens on each side of the main monitor

That's silly :D

the price would be silly, everything else costs a bomb, a desk would be more then $1000

your stuck with these from argos
http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00nejEBKZq...D-603-.jpg

and kill all manhood you have thats been created from your life, or screw some wood to the wall, and make your own

I have a awesome black desk which is 120 cm wide, 90 cm in depth with adjustable hieght that cost me around $165.

I don't see why I should pay alot of money for a desk just because it's branded "Fatal1ty".

look at the xfi sound card. and a little fan to put on your card.

a desk would be over $1000, with the surface covered in the laser mouse material, some tinted black glass shelves, and a built in usb/xfi hub, and a dark blue neon on the back you can switch on and off with a chrome rock switch

and a pair of these saiteks pointing up through the desk near the rear corners, with some tight chrome mesh dust covers

http://www.itreviews.co.uk/graphics/normal/hardware/h1451.jpg

with volume and bass controls on the usb hud CP

Wth are you talking about?

And btw:
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what a fatal1ty would be like, or any specialized desk ingeneral, DJ mixing desks, studio desks, a modern gaming desk would be no different, it would cost close to a $1000 anyway with or without fatal1ty name on it

Ah okay. We thought the same thing (more or less). What I meant was: Why should one buy a fancy desk (with or without Fatal1ty's name on it) with all these fancy things when a standard desk is more than enough.

most people dont buy specialized desks, unless you a artist or something thats not just a flat desk. gaming desk might sell a few if its not gurlie, and keeps your cables clean

a man can look forever to try and find a desk, but they are all for moms and the middleclass

say fuck it and spend £200 extra would probaly be the case, desk then becomes your dinner table, and work desk in general, move the keyboard you need some space in a single mans yard

if you balence the design right, then its just a posh computer desk, and probaly be in more shops

this is as close to a bachelor pad desk as they get, and still gurlie and curvy

http://www.glasstablesandchairs.com/catalog/i...50x450.jpg

http://www.itreviews.co.uk/graphics/normal/hardware/h1451.jpg?

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bachelor pads have a big choice of some like

in the same varnished color
http://www.jhfurniture.co.uk/products/office_desk02.jpg

1 of these in the same nasty color
http://www.dimensionsguide.com/wp-content/upl...e-Desk.jpg

or a typical computer domestic desk/workstation made to safe space, and just looks crap
http://www.allproducts.com.tw/manufacture100/...oduct4.jpg

theres no such thing as a computer desk, dedicated to computers, and non that you would actually have in your living room and anywhere in house, because they are all shit looking and for moms

fatal1ty is gonna make a desk, fill the void in the market

I actually like the one in the middle :x

it wouldnt exactly blend in with the big TV and all teh scifi gadgets, in a bachelor pad, its a desk, not some furniture, you get all fancy dinner tables.

desks are complete shit and exactly the same principle but used for a computer to they dont matter, and a gamer who spends $/£1000s a year wouldnt want ot put a modded b0x ontop of any of them mom desks

fatal1ty can fill the void and probaly sell a 1000+

jezuz xrust that lean glass texture is infecting everywhere

Everytime Matteo will throw a chair, Fatal1ty's sponsors will have a cardiac arrest.

missed chance imo, all it needed was a built in blowjob simulator extension available on the press of a button.

Now that shit would sell as far as gamers are concerned