:c major plz on grounds that this isn't a Jonesy column

Here is my five step program to help you become a better person and improve your social interaction skills! Be like Jamerio, TODAY.

Step One:

X

Step Two:

d

Step Three:

p

Step Four:

l

Step Five:

z

Hello, madbringer.

I just came to note how exceptionally fine the above example is. It emphasizes the chaotic nature of Man, his constant yearning of change, be it small of big, and how important it is for us not to stand idly in one place, evading the danger of becoming boggled in routines, subscribing to the same stale aspects of our everyday lives. It's more than the point you made, though, it's also how you made it, how you presented it to us, the crowd gathered outside the windows of the gallery of your mind. I mean, the masterful usage of rhethoric, dynamic underlining with emoticons and acronyms, random punctuation which may seem sloppy, but is in truth inspiring (after all, the less you type, the more time you save! Brilliant!), and of course weaving ever so subtle insults into the literary tapestry of what may well the post of the century. Amazing job, it's like witnessing the emergence of a giant dick-headed whale from a crystal blue ocean of thought, fire spurting from his nostrils, huge glasses on his diminutive eyes, the emerald rays of Gods beyond raining down on earth, caressing it's colossal yet beautiful frame, enhancing the imagery by materialising the wise words you bestowed upon us in a rainbow of explosions across the sky.

Bravo! Greetz indeed, Madbringer. Greetz indeed.

FU STOP STEALING FROM RESPECTABLE WRITERS greetz jeff

i just wrote some lines in polish then put into google translate :c

same league as jamerio, osef
thx, but no thx

btw, jonesy is one step above already