you watch the gayest shit. ever.

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I'm sure they are awesome




For 12 year old girls

he is a 12 year old girl :)

The name gossip girl almost scares me away already, imdb put the nail in the coffin. DRAMA AND ROMANCE.

You are gay :p

this

Don't care what caused it, I'm glad it's gone.

The Daily Show and the Colbert Report are also on vacation apparently.

No clue what networks these are on, but if it's TBS or FOX, it's because of MLB playoffs. Hell's Kitchen isn't on either, and I wanted to watch that :\

Why would you want to watch hell's kitchen ? it's so bad :/

That's exactly why it's worth watching. Raj this season was hilarious.

You look like a fool with those buns.

I watch:

1. Dexter
2. Leverage
3. Criminal Minds
4. Supernatural
5. The Mentalist
6. White Collar
7. Castle
8. The Event
9. Chuck
10. Burn Notice
11. Board Walk Empires
12. True Blood

The rest of tv can fuck off. (except food channel)

Is it possible you're a woman? Except for Dexter you watch the exact same shows my girlfriend watches

Your girlfriend watches good shows that is all?

Leverage is a great con show. A Master theif / Genius Hacker / Professional Assassin / Grifter and the MasterMind come together to work con's on criminals. It's got great cons and hilarious character interactions.

The Mentalist is about a guy who used to be a psychic (cold reader) and was attempting to gain fame by trying to read a serial killer through his tv show and get him to stop killing. The killer code named 'Red John' got pissed off and slashes up his wife and daughter. Now the guy works with the CBI (like FBI) and is trying to hunt down the killer. The main thing about this show is that Patrick Jane - the cold reader - is fucking badass (says when he finds john he will kill him and anyone in his way - even the CBI he works with). Also he traps people in mind games and gets them to confess using all sorts of tricks and cons, its great.

Criminal Minds is about serial killers. Every episode features a different type of serial killer and the profilers that try to catch him. How can you not like this?

Burn Notice is about a Spy that gets 'burned' which is blacklisted. He has no identity or bank accounts etc and all the other spy people don't want to get involved with him. So now all the people he has fucked in the past know where he is and can find him. Every week he does cons and fights the bad guys in ingenious 'spy' ways.

True Blood/ Supernatural are about monsters and are fun to watch - fuck you.

You make valid points, I'm just gonna keep the idea of you being a woman in my head though! :P

this is a wild guess, but you don't have a job don't you?

i'm between jobs, fucker.


ANYONE SEEN MY BONBONS?

it's ok, black people aren't supposed to be doing anything (cept watching shows and eating kfc of course)

If you're not watching Mad Men, you're missing the best show on TV.

whats premise?

"The series revolves around the conflicted world of Don Draper (Hamm), the biggest ad man (and ladies man) in the business, and his colleagues at the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Advertising Agency. As Don makes the plays in the boardroom and the bedroom, he struggles to stay a step ahead of the rapidly changing times and the young executives nipping at his heels. The series also depicts authentically the roles of men and women in this era while exploring the true human nature beneath the guise of 1960s traditional family values." Taken from: http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/about/

Every episode is like a mini-movie. Everything about it is near-perfect in tone, from the writing and acting to the sets and wardrobe.
Season 4 just finished, but a few weeks before it started they showed all of Season 3 again. Hopefully they do the same with Season 5, and if they do I suggest you check it out (and/or watch the previous season on NetFlix or something).

you're such a faggot

watch some real shows:

Battlestar Galactica
Breaking Bad
Californication
Dexter
House
Stargate Universe (i know, cheesy crap)
Misfits (beats heroes by far)
The Big Bang Theory (cheesy geek humour ftw)
The Sopranos
The Wire
Weeds

and ive probably forgot a few good ones..

SGU still has potential

Started off much better this second season (ignoring this weeks episode which was painful)

Big bang theory is such a crappy show.

If only the humour really was geeky. The show consist of nothing eles than tacky one-liners trying to sound like something intelligent peopler would actually joke about. But because the show is aimed at the common masses these jokes really can't be intelligent nor geeky, and are just lame.

It's almost painfull to watch how hard the show is struggling to be funny.

rofl

What's painfull is your lack of a sense of humour

The show just isn't funny and it's annoying to watch it trying to be.

again, if you do not like Sheldon you must have suffered some form of a lobotomy

I'd rather watch the entire gossip girl library in one run than a single episode of big bang... he described it perfectly.

yup, it's true. Tried it again today. It's complete bullshit.

WOW

Agreed. It sometimes makes me smile here and there but other than that, I think it does try way too hard.

Exactly.

Yeah that's what I thought at first too. Stereotypical nerd jokes. Hoo boy!

It's a good thing Jim Parsons is so good in his role as Sheldon though. Now I just think of it as "The Sheldon Show" and ignore the others. I find them very boring.

Like how I feel about Barney Stinson in HIMYM. I find most of the other characters boring and annoying but Barney's epicness makes up for it all :D.

yeah but the newer seasons are written really badly and even his performance cannot make up for it.

True :(

There all all equally annoying and badly written imo. Neurotic nerd genius is not funny, because one can't relate to ANYTHING he does.

While that probably goes for most sitcom characters out there, except ALF, it's the utter tediousness of all the characters that destroys the viewing pleasure for me.

badly written yeah... but his acting is still great.

it crowd is geeky, bbt isnt, but i think its still funny anyway

Battlestar Galactica - already finished
Breaking Bad - on break until like summer 2011 or what?
Californication - cba
Dexter - maybe once it ends so I can watch all seasons in a row like series should be watched
House - no thx
Stargate Universe (i know, cheesy crap) - cheesy crap indeed but maybe it'll turn out not to suck
Misfits (beats heroes by far) - no comment
The Big Bang Theory (cheesy geek humour ftw) - no thanks
The Sopranos - already finished
The Wire - already finished
Weeds - no thanks

Trust me, Dexter doesn't need to be watched all at once, the series are like individual stories. Check it out it's really really good.

this, kind of. i watch dexter per season with the exception of the current season cause theres not much else to watch :)

this. i just started watching 2 episodes back and its still interesting.

mad men

Maybe to get the daily dose of Christina Hendricks :3

dexter season 1 and 2 are the only ones worth watching, 3 was plain bad and 4 was okay but not that great. But the intensity of the show fell after season 2, I am an avid fan of the show from 1st season 1st episode, and now I just see it because of habit but the show lost its charm after season 2. You should see season 1 and 2 in time order in a series of marathon runs :)

I'd say SGU is one of the less cheesy Sci-Fi series I've seen. Certainly less so than it's predecessors (well SG1 was $ when it started then sorta went a bit too cheesy)

Also: the end of BSG wasn't cheesy? Actually it wasn't, it was fucking stupid. I guessed it 2 seasons in and thought "nah, that's fucking retarded... they'd never do that."

omg, i just finished watching season 2, and i hope its not what i think it is...

Its not, you can't guess how much they'll fuck up the last 20 minutes of BSG because the previous 4 seasons were so amazing.

Never understood the stargate series hype. I tried watching the movie but it was fucking boring.

Is it like sliders? or.. ... ?

No they can control where they're going, also it's in the same universe, the stargate is just a transportation device.

I guess the stargates were never the most amazingly written shows but I still really liked them, and it was some of the best sci-fi there's ever been (although that doesn't say much.)

What is TV?

Tuvalu.

shit you download and watch on your laptop in bed?

I watch:

Two and A Half Men
Lie To Me
House M.D.
Rules of Engagement
The Big Bang Theory
30 Rock
Community (<- I high recommend this show. So funny..)

edit:
Californication (summer break though)

Arrested Development


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u seemed to need it, cock.

I'm gonna be the worlds second analrapist when i grow up.

i made the mistake of "just" popping in one episode last week, cause i was bored. Then i got sick, now I'm done with my 7th (i think?) watchthtough, and as always, I'm both excited because i found jokes i missed before, and sad, sooo sad.

I've lost count how many times I've watched through the series' and still have discovered small new jokes

I used to feel sad too, and I still do a bit, but I'm also glad it ended early before it turned to shit.
Instead of 10 seasons with maybe 4 good ones and the rest being shit, we got 3 seasons of perfection. Can't ask for much more than that. :)

I hate you more than anyone else on this site and I'm not joking.

You haven't really even done anything to deserve it, I just fucking hate you. I hate you. I fucking haaaattttteeee yoooouuuuuuuuu biiigggg chiiinnnkkkky nigggger fuuuuccck yooouuu

Sure he has.

i recommend 'the only way is essex'!

Chuck
Big Bang Theory
How i met your mother
Family Guy
Inbetweeners (<3<3)
An Idiot abroad (Fucking genious)

Can't believe nobody mentioned 'Sons of Anarchy'!

It's alright like, took me a bit to get used to it and it still has the problem of thinking it's cooler than it is.

How far in are you? I'm on ep. 7 of season 3, it just gets better mate. Stick with it! And... it's definately cool.

I'm up to date with it now, I have gotten into it and it was REALLY good for a while but it's sorta slowing down now plus I really don't like the actor who plays the main lad, he acts too 'hard' and doesn't look that tough.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

watch that

atm i watch

battlestar galactica

bored to death

southpark

The Inbetweeners
The Office (UK version, see below)
IT Crowd
Skins series 1&2
An Idiot Abroad
The odd bit of Top Gear and Only Fools on 'Dave''

Everything else is shit.

Fuck off Americunts. You're shit as well.

New Inbetweeners is shit. Tries way too hard. US version of The Office is actually pretty good (well, second series onwards), Skins I've never watched and never intend to and Top Gear nowadays is shit

I actually quite liked the new series, the first episode was so unbelievably shit it nearly put me off watching the rest of the series though. Episode 5, I think it was, was just absolute genius.

should watch the event, sheet just finish on e4+1.. too much happen in first episode, then got alien teleporting a plane and sheet, just needed some BMX bandits riding across rooftops

its inner city lost Vs flash forward Vs xfiles, with aliens n politics and sheet n sheet some more init

Where the hell was house this week? Another damn stupid break I bet..

house+cutty = fail!

Hell no, cutty + bending over = win...

I saw a little bit of the new amc show, walking dead. looks pretty good. gonna watch the entire 1st episode tomorrow.

i got it too, but think ill wait till there are 3 or 4 eps. pilots always have this thing where they explain whats going on and its boring as fuck 99% of the time, need some eps after it to get it rolling and rate it properly :>