cant w8, approve

There's a few easy steps you can follow if you wanna reach up to my level.

1. Install the game.
2. Find Shadowmaster155 on a server.
3. Enjoy the sweet success that comes with being on top.

Be honest: how easy was it?

Have you tried militia? \o/

^^

oh fu--

you need at least 5 steps to make it work

classic

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

all rail no brain?

If you want a rematch, I can enable autoaction to record a server mvd :)

Looks like we've got stat dumps for all games played in the last couple of years, too, if we want to do a mathematical comparison of how he compares to other players... :)

( 2010/05/15/19-57-43.xml is the stats to this game so I can confirm its definitely genuine... and it also highlights that Shadowmaster committed suicide in that match, for those who hadn't added up the number of kills and compared against score)

I have billions of stat files from around 2007 I guess if you feel bored

Na, think I'm alright ;)

Actually we seem to have stats from the fragstore server all the way back to 200. I think I need to stop it logging stats of all-bot games though since there are rather too many games like that ;)

Logging bots' games sure seems a bit pointless!

Great on over 1800years of logging tho : )

/o\

2006 is what I meant to type

.

Good stuff.

Played.

to further extend the "humilliation"...

what was the last time you played q4?
btw i want you to say never or only release date lol

<rockz> u play q4 regulary?
<k1ck-ani> no
<k1ck-ani> i never play q4

LOL, the sounds made me crack up :D

yee, i have to smile everytime xD

love you <3

Yes you beat me, But i had huge freeze lags like every 30 sec, And if you will rewatch the demo you can probably tell that i couldnt even bother to attack RA cause of my lags. I just stand back and shot rails at you. Lets play a game when i dont have any lags?

Just stfu, bringing up excuses, no mater how true, always makes you look bad.

.

You will always say you had lags until you finally win a match. No reason for him to do it.

Oh and a Quake 4 "top player" who claims he has a shot against toxic should rape someone who doesn't play the game nor ever was at the top at it. lags or no lags.

:D bad luck homeboy

u lost.

Yes i did. If he ever would have a rematch vs me i know i would, Especially if we would play FY 1v1 then i would probably beat him 30-0 or something.

ESR SHOWMATCH AHOY


ALL-IN ANI

Lags?!

You got a better ping them him! Albeit by 1ms!
You also have better accuracies then him! So how did he beat you? Thought you were the all-brain fragging yard pr0

Besides, if Cypher can challenge people with 80ping and beat them, I'm sure a Toxjq beater like yourself shouldn't have a problem

I would rather have a constant 60+ ping then Freezelags every 30sec where i cant move or do anything for a few sec.

Cause of these frags i couldnt bother to attack RA if i would have got a freezelag when i attacked so i basiclly just was shooting with rail the entire game. As you can see on the screenshot

HAHAHAHAHAHA you pathetic faggot.

did your ancestors come from wales by any chance?

No i dont think so, I think we are all from sweden.

sry thought you were sotrix. honest mistake.

Major pls.

I'm surprised he didn't claim the screenshot to be fake!

major plx

Nevermind majoring, I'm determined to make this the 2nd coming of we meat again

haha well, it sure has the potential and, most importantly, the right ingredients!!

* random noob called shadowmaster (BADASS nickname btw)
* claims he's the best
* ESR tells him to fuck off (default reaction)
* more smacktalk from him
* ESR laughs at the obvious trollin
* more smacktalk
* ESR slowly realize this guy is actually serious!! haha wth?
* more smacktalk
* more smacktalk
* more useless videos
* more smacktalk
* more useless videos
* more smacktalk
* more smacktalk
* more useless videos
* guy fails to enter an online cup since 'he has never used irc'
* more smacktalk
* more smacktalk
* more smacktalk
* http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1880803

hah i love this :D where's jamerio? i want his opinion on all this so he can eventually turn the subject into something completely different, irrelevant and personal... maybe something about him growing up.

This is epic, but not that epic. Would have been better if he was raped.

Think he might be, but not so much raped as fragger and a little less then Jamerio (that is if anyone or anything would even want to rape him)

who is shadowmaster128 ?

a self-proclaimed q4 pro gamer

I still have q4 installed. Where can I rape him ?

maybe send him an IM.

well I don't know his age, but considering his posts, I'd say he should have been put in bed already by his parents most likely :/

agreed.

would love to see another screenshot tho.

he is in fact 22 years old

good question because he has no irc

Please play him :)

I created a xfire account for a few days ago. shadowmaster155 is my name there.

webirc - quakenet - /join #esreality

less talking, more playing!

you can arrange to play demon right here, so you dont find any new excuses.. and noone uses this shit xfire shit

hey pro, just tell us when you are playing, and people will come to rape you.. just post the time and the ip here

in all honesty, 5-11 is a good game. :)

WP Shadowmaster. That's not a bad score against a k1ck member.

To be fair, it's not exactly bad, but I think it did put him in his place. Considering (I'm assuming) Ani never plays Quake4 and would be absolutely dominated by the likes of Toxjq, and yet poor Shadowmaster thinks he'd give them a run for their money :p

lol yeah, I certainly wouldn't put him in the league of the likes of tox, dahang, av3k, cypher, etc., just saying he wasn't completely annihilated.
But yeah, if a rusty ani can beat him by more than double his score, then he would get 30-0 (as he's so fond of saying) loss to toxjq or the like.

Don't feel too bad, shadowmaster, you're not a total noob, but you're far, far, far from "one of the top players".

tox in shape 30-50 to nothin trust me :P

he doesn't need to be in shape tbh

I remember playing him in 1.2, on LAN, at ISC. Shadowmaster wouldn't get a frag on him then, nor would he have fragged him when he started dominating 1.3, either.

my words

I certainly wouldn't put him in the league of the likes of tox, dahang, av3k, cypher, etc.

You wouldn't be saying this even if he hadn't brainfrozen everyone on this site.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but that's okay.

erm, sure its ok if you have no idea, but i think its pretty obvious what i'm saying.

I've read it like, 20 times. Still clueless.

damn!
ok, let me try an explanation although if my skills at english are THAT bad, it won't be fruitful.
See, what i said was, if Shadowmaster192 hadn't trolled us all so much with his "i'm the best in the world delusion"
you wouldn't go comparing someone like him to toxjq, avek and whatnots.
If that's still hard to understand i give up and shall stop posting in english -> use my native language instead.

nono, that makes perfect sense now. =] and your english is fine, I'm just a dumbass.

nah, i just din't make it coherent enough.
My bad :]

I think the problem might be the "even":

"You wouldn't be saying this if he hadn't brainfrozen everyone on this site."

yup, but tbh, i really was surprised when ppl said that had ABSOLUTELY no clue what i was going on about.
Din't think i was that retarded, anyhoo, expect a "I'm the best PK player in the world" post soon from me.

well, I did have a theory and it was pretty close to what you meant, but at the moment I'm working on a project with Czech engineers, so I'm used to "interesting" sentences ;)

[+] for being so awesome

O.o


but I got one example from today:

MND gave to us requests for timeline for documentation for BD (basic
design) - needed for building approval and for DD (detail design) needed
for execute documentation.
Please look and write me your opinion about this timeline in view, that
order for enginnering will be issued up to 15.6. Note, that it will be
committal timeline.

It's always possible to understand something, but I'm always afraid I misunderstood a part :D

it makes no sense.
sorry

FU, don't try and make sense everywhere :P

I [+]ed you for the effort but I'm not really sure I understood what you wanted people to understand.

That slovakian guy really messed with my english.

thanks brah, i've tried again. :(

lol that plus of you makes us read that sentence more than once in order to understand what he says and why it was plussed. It's a trap!!!!!!

Have a [+] sir.

Look at ani's weapon stats, they are way lower than they would be if he actually still played Q4. I played against one of norways best Q4 duellers when he hadn't played in many months and won easy, while I know I would have lost by a lot of he was still active. Now imagine shadowmaster155 going 5-11 vs a guy who hasn't played the game in years, now imagine what the score would be if ani was still active in Q4. Prob something like 22-0 to ani.

someone gets it.

you guys are sad

moar of them screenz!

ani new champion of the world!

awesome thread is awesome!

btw he managed to rape me while I was playing around with my duel server :) great job there! I'm wondering how long it will take him to put that into a video, claim that he bashed someone good and post it again on esr :)

just for the note: I hardly ever play q4 and I'm the worst duel player in the world :)

no need to admit anything, just blame freeze lags and not attacking any items ;)

I had immense freeze lags like 20 minutes and didn't attack green armor! that's why I lost! otherwise I would have pwn3d him!

I believe you!

Hmm...... alright then!

Also mention that if you knew the complicated way to run irc, then u would've entered the q4 tourney and won it.

We can stream any rematch on Holysh1t TV, feel free to ask us!

;)

who is this guy?

Laughing stock of ESR.(not ani, SM155)

i wasn't around during q4 days but is he pro, he's not featured in any of the big tournies. It's a Jamerio in training..

and i thought ani would get 100 %

lg whores

i bow to this guy for making everyone believe he's actually serious.

i'm pretty sure everybody has thought about it, but his youtube videos go back several months

either he's serious or he's taking this waaaay too serious :p

krogoth is the new master

Ani, what happened to your LG aim?

Don't you think I can out-shaft toxic, or what do you mean?

I would expect you to hit 22-26% not 17.8%

I've actually played 2 pickups now as well, so now I'd hit 22-26%, plus I'd be able to move around the map =)

needs details or VOD

I heard that yuka returned to q4...does anyone know if this person is valid and not fake?!

yes i heard that from a friend

saw him maybe about 7 months ago playing and he got raped and his aim accuracy was bad.

needs a new mouse!

he knows how to fix that.

yeah he's on #spontanq4ctf

Ye, i sometimes play with my little yuki :)

needs more kragoth

doesn't matter how good you are, sotrix will rape you at ictf

just ask him

\m/

oh snap

its threads like these that make me come back to check esr

<3

How about doing a "shadowmaster challenge quickcup", in which him and the selected esr players (ani and demon) play each other and the best 2 get to the final.

Streaming by holyshit, lvlup, etc.
Usual league maps (from 2006 lol).
No excuses, for example lack of practice (that's why demon and ani should play the game at least once) or lag (so 1999) or not knowing how to use irc, and ofc I expect everyone to show up.
And hopefully a Prize to the first place so he has motivation because the best player ever won't play for free right.

lets all go back to q4 plz

yuk!

Steve Wiebe

A+

would read again

lol, those shaft accuracies at that ping.

Yeah I know, I told this dude before that I could aim better than him drunk with no pants on.

(I'm sure many can)

wasn't there this one tdm team?

Which?

can't remember exactly, but with one player or more that was used to playing in boxers at home. So they did that on LAN as well. memory is failing me

Was it evolve (aCtion ligan)?
Can't remember :{

yeah, I think so. Might have been that Atlantic finals things in Quake 4?

Think it was some french lan, in q4 yea.

100+ replies, no mention of cooller ¬_¬

who? what do you mean ? coorwa?

not sure,i googled ,this picture came up

http://www.proplay.ru/images/articles/2009/10/cooller%281%29.jpg

some random WoW kid i guess ,i bet he sux hard ,go back to kindergarten little one

omg u are bad men!!! :(

:p

cooller in cooller school?

To Shadowmaster: you're doing it wrong.

ironic

Not really my fault, but I guess.

shadowmaster, do you give lessons?
trying to get better at q4
i can pay

I can help you for free. Just follow my 3-step-method, which i posted earlier, and you will reach beyond shadowmasters skill level. Maybe YOU can be the next toxjq, ani or av3k!

a top-tier / celebrity / q4 legend like shadowmasters would never loose time playing
against me unless I pay.

LOLRAPED

HI MY NAME IS SHADOWMASTER156 I PLAY MILITIA AND DARE YOU TO CHALLENGE ME BUT I TELL YOU KNOW I HAVE 40 SECOND FRZEELAGS EVERY MINUTE AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE RA IS SO IF YOU WIN WITH LESS THAN 50 TO -2 IT MEANS YOU SUCK AND I CAN BEAT TOXJQ AND FOX IN A 1ON2 !!!!

Just play demon already. Or forever stfu