I have recently been informed by some of my Muslim friends, that Christianity is in fact Satanism, and the Pope sits on a chair bearing an inverted-cross. It is because of their convictions, not because I personally have or have ever had anything against Christianity, that I have formed the Muslims Against Christianity coalition. If you want to contribute, you can go to the nearest Christian church, steal all the money from their collection plates (and everything else of value you can find), and donate your bounty to the nearest mosque.

Together, we can rid the world of the Satanism that is Christianity. Thank you for your support.

P.S.: Christmas was designed by Pagans to corrupt the birth of Jesus with polytheistic, anti-Christian ideals.