go be a bitch and use x00bs/mambo/joomla/ pay $12 for php nuke, use word press,. shut the fuck up and use a real nuke for a real site you can have a community on, with a custom user banned message you can have a picture on shit troll sites like this
the quick fix is some obvious real retarded glitches, download it and use it, any other glitches are hard to find