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Razer Talon. (10 comments)
( Forum: HW)
Posted by toop @ 10:51 CDT, 1 April 2011 - iMsg
http://www.razerzone.com/razer-talon

Looks interesting..
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<< Comment #1 @ 10:58 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By United States of America Ziel 
April fools.
<< Comment #3 @ 11:47 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By Hungary burgonya  - Reply to #1
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<< Comment #2 @ 11:09 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By Germany butchji 
"Please note that the Issue Restoration Massage Mode is only intended for use on the hands. Exposing the Razer Talon to other bodily areas, while tempting, may result in excessive strain of and potential loss of said area."
<< Comment #4 @ 13:27 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By Denmark McFly 
Haha, brilliant.

The best part is the "Razer Snake Oil Hyperesponse Lubricant".


And under the warning label:
"If Razer Talon begins to behave erratically, move on its own, or become self-aware, unplug unit and barricade yourself/loved ones within a safe location and contact Razer Support. An armed team of product specialists will be dispatched to your location to dispose of and RMA your affected unit."


They really put in a lot of work into this April fool.

gj
Edited by McFly at 13:29 CDT, 1 April 2011
<< Comment #5 @ 13:44 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By United States of America illwill_ 
It's not even that much of a stretch from typical Razer products which is why I think the joke works well
<< Comment #6 @ 13:47 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By USA_UK Jamerio  - Reply to #5
Exactly.
<< Comment #7 @ 14:19 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By Ukraine Mitritch 
Is it only me or only Razer was really creative this April Fools day?
<< Comment #8 @ 15:02 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By United States of America erok 
ahahha best april fools joke ive seen all day
<< Comment #9 @ 15:20 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By cpm_biohaz_2 stunt.us 
holy shit they went all out. props to razer.
<< Comment #10 @ 15:21 CDT, 1 April 2011 >>
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By grey kg 
I feel they overdid it a few times, but still a nice effort.

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