When I heard the news, I just didn't know what to do. Without Glenn Beck around, what is left for me at Christmas? My only hope, is that, even though he won't be on air anymore, he'll keep reading. That way, when Christmas comes around, I can still ruin it for him.

Christmas is shit. It's so appropriate, Jesus was supposed to be born the same day. A fake evil son of a bitch, watching you at all times... even when you sleep (pervert)... he knows when you're good, he knows when you're bad, and if you ain't good and shit, he'll damn you to hell for all eternity. Fuck both of them, and fuck Christmas.