Name: Kevin Cold
Location: Mongolia
Posts: 1731
Location: Mongolia
Posts: 1731
Over the past 4 months, approximately, I have been playing QL on a regular basis, multiple hours, almost every day. I have had many accounts, due to the fact that I got banned constantly. Well, that's not quite accurate, since it wasn't I who got banned, but my random, made-up-in-10-seconds nicknames. But this is something that the pathetic beings that spectate QL duel servers (and seldom play, and even then, only vs noobs bigger than them) as a way of life cannot grasp. Or maybe cannot accept. These laughable creatures take this game seriously: they have clans, they watch demos, they hunt pros on public servers to spec them, they have Wolfcam! (which they use after every 2 minute ragequit to search for cheats on the opponent that just prison raped them), they make threads like "What's the best mouse for QL, Which xair should I use for lg, How big you think Cooller's dick is?????", etc., they analyze (!) duels in team chat, while specing, along side their fellow nolife n00bs, they read and write on ESR (which is probably the homepage of many of them - LOL) relentlessly, and last, but not least, they make a profession (albeit a non-lucrative, pointless, and pathetic profession) out of recording demos and writing emails to the QL support team, reporting 'cheaters'! (Btw, I think I remember a word for that, lemme see, hm, maybe this?). One such troll even said once to me: "I catch cheaters for fun!" Oh, ok, so this is an example of what many of you mean when you ask someone whom you accuse of cheating "what's the point in playing with 'cheats', where's the fun?" Alright, I get it now: people playing and winning games (even using codes) is boring as hell and 'pointless', while spectating, recording and reporting is what's really fun! After all, that is the definition of a quaker: someone who records and sends demos.
Now let me enlighten you on the topic of cheating as well. Even though I've never used hacks, I can relate to the mindset of a hacker. People who cheat actually have fun (Oh noez, really, Daddy? Yes, son, really). I'd say they have the most fun, because they achieve their goal with minimal resources: to gain power over others, who have invested tons of effort in a silly computer game, power gained as a result of a mere 5 minute download. Cheaters are smart. And they always win. The cheaters in online games are the guys that steal your money, kick your ass and fuck your wife in real life. While you record a demo. Well, maybe it's not as bad as it sounds... After all, you can jerk off watching that demo afterwards...
Anywho, if I missed smth that I wanted to say... who cares. Now I'll just post the list of the nicks I've used during this time, since this is my one and only post of this kind, and since I know many of these nicks have gained many admirers :* Therefore, for my QL insect-fans! :
daddy05 http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/daddy05
n0a1m http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/n0a1m
hopsiosugi http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/hopsiosugi
BrokenSScene http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/Brokensscene
t33nsRt1ght http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/t33nsrt1ght
CowAndChicken http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/cowandchicken
badmousepcnpad http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/badmousepcnpad
rapemOde http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/rapemode
Tony_Soprano http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/tony_soprano
howsurmom http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/howsurmom
d13h4rd http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/d13h4rd
def4ult http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/def4ult
auschwitzforeva http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/auschwitzforeva
KuKlaxKlan http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/kuklaxklan
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26711 http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/26711
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0gravity http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/0gravity
10inchdck http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/10inchdck
NecPlusUltra http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/necplusultra
keepongoin http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/keepongoin
daddy06 http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/daddy06
neverendingrape http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/neverendingrape
SL0B0Z http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/sl0b0z
Digitaldaddy http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/digitaldaddy
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TheNational http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/thenational
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LaDifferance http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/ladifferance
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XIXthCenturyMan http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/XIXthCenturyMan
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To be continued....
PS - I win. Again. :*
Edited by kkk at 23:56 CST, 16 November 2011 - 64706 Hits