It's the new novel by Leo Tolstoy. It involves 20000055y93983 stereotypical characters. Half of them come from the movie, 'Independence Day'. The other half come from your mom's basement, and by basement, I mean, your mom's vagina. I'd say asshole, but I think that might be going a little too far... even for Leo Tolstoy. Yes, it is a new classic of ancient literature. Aliens decide the United States is too fatheaded, and so decide to visit China. They enjoy the food, but are quickly raped by the ravenous Chinese sex-ring. Immediately, they understand why China has such a large population. They next try Japan, but find all the girl-on-dog action a bit to their distaste. After that, they go to Africa. Upon arriving, they realize they forgot to bring their jive translators, and so they alien apologize to the African people and make their way elsewhere.

I don't know why no one has spoofed Independence Day. It's such a stupid movie. All the characters are pathetically shallow. It's perfect for spoofing.