Here I am, reporting live from death-central. I'm snowed in, and the power is supposed to be out for a whole week. I'm writing this from my cell-phone - the only civilization left. I've already been forced to eat my neighbors. They weren't bad, with a little tabasco sauce. I'm a very picky eater.

Once again, I was almost killed by a falling tree. It destroyed part of my house, but failed miserably to get me with it. Stupid trees, they have no accuracy.

I suppose I will play some Mario Kart on the 3ds. What else is there to do when you're living on candlelight like in the 18th century?