YOU BETTER BACK OFF MAN, GONNA BURY YOU UNDER LAYERS OF DISGUSTING, WRITHING FAT TISSUE MAN COME AT ME BRO I'LL STEAMROLL YOU WITH MY GARGANTUAN ASS LIKE THOSE SILLY LITTLE BOUNCY TOYS THEY HAVE EXCEPT MY ASS WEIGHTS ABOUT TWO HUNDRED KILOS ALONE ONCE A HOOKER TRIED TO GIVE ME A RIMJOB AND SHE GOT LOST AND SUFFOCATED BETWEEN MY ASSCHEEKS BEFORE THE PARAMEDICS COULD FIND HER OKAY DON'T MESS WITH ME
little story: when disney land was openend the staff was treated and paid terribly so they started calling it mouseschwitz . when the chiefs heard of that they forbid it . from that point it was called duckau
there was once that huge young girl that she was sitting in front of me in the bus, I was all serious till I got the idea to eat smth, at which point I could barely remain serious anymore, well I just smiled and I decided to eat later
still she observed that I was laughing a bit on inside, so she left the chair furiously