the chat is always full retard, who gives a crap

twitchtv chat usually is, but thats due to it being open to the publci and not only quake community

patalka u dump?

u chust mahd dat moldova top 3 is))

Wooow Moldova straikes again)))

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thraed now is officialli propietaritat of republik of moldowa))

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gah, piktur of potat shaeped lik a non-erectat pinis not aprovated. Now rememberink why stoppet postink her in furst palace (

LOL

Oh my, look at that dictator.

butthert alerd ))))

raged daitro axax

They likely won't be censored or banned, however I advise you to ignore these people, just as you would do in real life.

what they are poosting doesnt bother me personally. my issue is that they ruin the chat for everyone who wants to discuss content on the stream :/

absolutely. nothing more to say. ban them, pretty please.

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as if anyone ever discussed stream content.


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WTF THIS IS QL?
WHEN IS THE LOL FINAL?
LOL > THIS!
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THUMBS UP IF DAY9 BROUGHT YOU HERE XD

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IS THIS MINECRAFT PVP?

pelotka relaks men))) u inseltet becoz now noboody see ur "OMG LOOL" in moldow chat ? u litol intirnet hiro))))relax and it potat!

permban

this isn't golf
agent=polos?

POLOS IS RULEZ))

POLOS > *

I've never seen these guys seriously insult anybody. They are actually pretty clever slipping in and out of the Moldova broken english personas. I laugh my ass off every time. "U dump?" is an insult? rly??

It's funny for sure... if you're twelve or something. I mean sure I did this shit too 10 years ago I guess, they'll get over it.
Personally, I just cba reading this complete waste of time crap, making my braincells scream in agony, so my disposition remains -> permban. Same applies to most heartless and cooloutac threads, and other garbage like that.

Oh and, twitch>own3d.

"U dump?" is short for "are you dumb?" and "faggort" is "faggot"

You find that bullshit clever? And funny?

well it's basically improvisational comedy, of which I'm a huge fan. I've seen Aayinach "moldovize" replies to multiple people in some surprisingly novel ways...and not just -ink'ing verbs either.
I'm sensing an elitist attitude among some posters: The late, legendary film reviewer Pauline Kael of The New Yorker loved the sophmoric slapstick of "Dumb and Dumber" and rated it highly.
She could see a consistent, sincere but very self-knowing effort to be dumb for everyone to enjoy and laugh...but never at anybody's expense.
Again I've never seen the 'Moldovan Moron Mob' dudes go for laughs at somebody's expense.

They actually do, Aayinach in particular. I wouldn't mind this dumbfuckery as much if large part of it wasn't aimed at other people and ruining chat experience for people tired of it in the process. If they like it so much they should create themselves an irc channel on quakenet and go for it. I wonder how fun it would be and how long it would last if nobody else besides from participants was affected by it.

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u dump?

+ for "dumbfuckery" first time ive heard that one. there may be a hairy little Moldovan in you somewhere :)

I assure you there isn't:] I have a sense of humor (very bleak, crude and sometimes even rude), but I find the 'moldova situation' waaaaaaaaay over the line of being funny and acceptable. And I don't want to block people on the chat or leave, because I'm there to interact and this crap is in my way.

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Dear Asperger Men in boat on purple background,

If you don't like the chat, don't watch the chat, since own3d gives you the freedom of choice whether to manually connect to the IRC channel or just watch the stream in peace with nothing but your own thoughts, the action on the screen and the commentators' take on the said action.

Besides, in streaming services for a niche FPS game with a close-nit online community full of in-jokes, friends and either creative people (or, sometimes, people that think they are creative) shit like that always happens, has happened and will happen: Before this, some Pole pretended to be av3k for the 2nd face it (and was really good in character, even to the point he could fluently reply in English and Polish, and a bit in Russian with the grammatical mistakes that a Polish person who can speak Russian would make, etc) with the only thing making him obviously not av3k is the fact that someone of av3k's stature wouldn't get wasted and start badmouthing strenx in front of 2000 people on chat like a pissed-up troll. Like ins said, chat is always in full retard mode, and to be perfectly honest I doubt you've ever contributed any insightful facts or stories on stream chats relevant to the on-screen content anyway.

Basically, if a couple of people impersonating Moldavians on chat for a Vidya Game bothers you, you're in for a shock when you take a step outside c:

well thats not fair to me, or to anyone else who wants to chat about the games, or anything going on during the stream. yesterday, as soon as that ambush guy said anything he was flooded with "U dump???" by 5 or so different users, and they keep doing the same to everyone who doesnt appriciate what they are doing.

someone who pretends to be av3k doesnt justify what youre doing ::D thats just childish to think :D but as i told you before, content of what u posting doesnt bother me, just that u keep spamming. also, comparing what youre doing to a single individual is weak. multipli fake av3k by 5 is fair no?

shit like this doesnt always happen. it happens, but u might wanna consider yourself and your mates as the cause =)) twitchtv chats during quakecon and dh often ends up in quake vs. cod or halo, but thats a whole other problem. at least they come with sincere questions that might be better suited for forums =)

You might actually have a point it weren't for the fact that 99% of your posts on ESR are off-topic, purposefully typo'd, patronizing, half-assed pseudo-enigmatic wannabe-riddler lines of complete and utter shit. You're just dump.

i hurt absolutely no one when writing those posts. its harmless oneliners that nobody takes a second look at. nobody on this site has ever given a shit about them.

im honestly surprised they actually bothered someone :DDD

im honestly surprised they actually bothered someone :DDD

once again, its not the content, its the amount

so dump

"i hurt absolutely no one when writing those posts."

Who are they hurting?
Only you, it hurts your feelings because you're not party of super-cool internet club.

get over yourself

After you, my lady.

You're the one who started this "i'm better than you" thread.

better? wtf are u on about? all i want is a chat clear of shitspam

first you accuse me of being jealous, now that i think im better than u? :D get the fuck over urself, honestly

You don't have to directly say it - your posts reflect it.

Anyway let's make an agreement, you stop posting crap and moldowans stop spamming chat...

Holding my breath since this won't take too long before you get back to your ordinary routine.

ill happily make that deal! thanks

Deal, I won't post anything incoherent moldova sentences on stream.

Let's see where this takes us.

"Anyway let's make an agreement, you stop posting crap and moldowans stop spamming chat..."

that gave me the impression u all would stop :DDD

I can't control the herd - I'll do my part and see who going to break faster

nah, no thanks. deals ridiculous enough to begin with :D you would hold me to that, only so you wont spam a chat :::::::DDDD

UTTER NO MORE BITTER CRIES NOW

stop trolling, it's not funny.

Agree on the part that the liberty of expression should be respected but obvious spam should not (found quite recently some yahoo articles with interesting comments ruined by some Romanian fucks spamming the pages with hundreds of useless crap).

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it's actually an improvement over the regular idiot talk on stream chats, no disrespect

So first Shady way aynach, now it's me (despite being active in chat while he was there?), who's the next aynach? Maybe you're next, I don't know.

You're a god damn hypocrite anyway, when you're writing like a fucktard it's HEHEHE FUNNY I'M SO HILARIOUS, BEST TOP#3 COMEDIAN IN WORLD, ALL WORLDS.

If other's do it and you're not part of it (feeling excluded little faggot?) then you post threads like this and cry about it all day?

Give me a break, go grab some fresh air and stop posting.

kk bb

never said aynach was anybody but you, its very apparant in the thread u posted. youre the only user who mashes enter twice between each line =)

also http://www.esreality.com/post/2343820/#pid2343853

when i said shadyak is the ring-leader of you guys i ment that he and madbringer are always doing stuff like this, you and whoever else is now doing too just follow their lead :D

You're wrong and which thread did I post?

It's funny how you think you are so foresighted)))

And yes, Moldova make tyme))) threde was posted by me under Aynach's name. Is ok?

p.s. and who the real Aynach from twitch chat is still remains a mystery, at least for me. Maybe you are? OH LAWRD

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I could waste my time here and write that for one, I don't personally flood stream chat with Moldova spam, like, ever, and that yesterday, for the times I was present in the stream, I was able to exchange either insightful or funny observational comments with Anhedonic, Arronax and so much more, and just drop in a few interesting stories in regards to either player in question, and I didn't personally notice anyone unable to post or comment to any extremes, but cannae bother the noo sonny.

As a de jure ringleader of Moldavia, I order this bellend to be taken outside and shot.

GG NO RE thank me later people.

i just referred to as "you and your friends" because its so much easier, especially when most are under fakenick =) sry about that, but u are usually the first one to start immitating pole/russ/moldowa english =))))

youre the only user who mashes enter twice between each line =)

dat irony lol

A treasure is our tongue that surges
From deep shadows of the past,
Chain of precious stones that scattered
All over our ancient land.

A burning flame is our tongue
Amidst a people waking
From a deathly sleep, no warning,
Like the brave man of the stories.

Our tongue is made of songs
From our soul's deepest desires,
Flash of lighting striking swiftly
Through dark clouds and blue horizons.

Our tongue is the tongue of bread
When the winds blow through the summer,
Uttered by our forefathers who
Blessed the country through their labour.

Our tongue is the greenest leaf
Of the everlasting forests,
Gentle river Dniester's ripples
Hiding starlight bright and shining.

Utter no more bitter cries now
That your language is too poor,
And you will see with what abundance
Flow the words of our precious country.

Our tongue is full of legends,
Stories from the days of old.
Reading one and then another
Makes one shudder, tremble and moan.

Our tongue is singled out
To lift praises up to heaven,
Uttering with constant fervour
Truths that never cease to beckon.

Our tongue is more than holy,
Words of homilies of old
Wept and sung perpetually
In the homesteads of our folks.

Resurrect now this our language,
Rusted through the years that have passed,
Wipe off filth and mould that gathered
When forgotten through our land.

Gather now the sparkling stone,
Catching bright light from the sun.
You will see the endless flooding
Of new words that overflow.

A treasure will spring up swiftly
From deep shadows of the past,
Chain of precious stones that scattered
All over our ancient land.

moldavan tonk bester then urs) dont mad!

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wauuuuu nokea3310¿¿¿ is teknologity finest! wher buy i say you¿

tubi whonest this is not reail 3310 - my china faike (((((( no moneh on reail 3310 :'( sell 2 cow's to bui gsm cellphone XXI-centuri teknologi

is gret adwentur))

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amazink.

You were amazing on stream today :D

keep it up, I'm watching lvl up even where there's absolutely no games going on.

Switch to duels you bastards!

That shit killed me :D

now my name will be forever cherished in moldovia!

my... god. i can't stop laughing. moldovians probably the best thing to ever happen to the internet.

lovinked gtw and missink it on death. (

where is [ - ] button for Potatka? ((((((( Admin esrealitiks plz do!

you cheapo try fore a pluz

TBH sometimes this is even funny. I would never ban someone for doing this. Even if it's annoying... zis is internetz, man! deal with it
it's all like it should be

I hope rapha doesnt mind all these jokes about his homeland

hall of fame)

head over to heroes of newerths forum and u will find threads just like this in the 100's >D

HoN forums?

Dude I don't think you could physically manifest yourself to be a bigger cunt even if the Westboro Baptist Church gave you paid lessons

oh pls, im no bigger cunt than anyone else in this thread :=D

Tell that to your le HoN /b/rothers

havent played hon since 10 months back, when i got dota2. game was junk, community was beyond is this thread on regular basis.

trust me when i say, i ran away from that as soon as i could

sheeet, i run awayh frum ur non-moldovan non-top3 mom

Anyone TL;DR this whole moldawian potat thingie?

started on adroits stream chat apparently, out of nowhere afaik...
people will find it funny for a couple weeks more I reckon.

I'm pretty sure that shady Shady'AK character had something to do with this. I see flashbacks from another community where this spread like aids :D

All signs point to it, yet "no".

I DID jump on the bandwagon, but only in the last weekend to share a couple of jokes (the one you were thinking of as well), however, I'm making pre-production moves for a weekly panel show on gaming to find my own spot in the limelight, and any large exposure in a negative light, be it any potential tie-ins to retarded communities or the flooding of stream chat with impromptu Eastern Euro spam can end up to be a form of promotional suicide.

+When I contribute to the chat on streams, I actually provide legit questions or stories/opinions/views relevant to the on-screen content. (except when it's the GD show when I get starstruck like a mofo every time and start shouting "OMG IT'S MR FLORIN" when you are overheard or switch the camera to yourself)

What u haf egeins potat foot? Mower forcink u it potat 24/7 @ u yang childeron? Anger moldawians put big potat in ur FIAT's myffler and it explosink ??? or maiby potat causink u +60kg overveight? Thets note potat failur onley urs!!!

ehelo sml)) iknor trense, trense infiltrat romeniens, jelos of moldowan linguistik superioritat, nothink mor¡¡

i sink transe is good gui)) he helpeng quk eliv !

XAXAXAXAXAXAXA

who cares what some nerds from moldova say on stream chat?

Wow! You said nerds.

RESPECT THE PACO

can someone tldr this moldova thingie to me?

troll in twitch chat.
people jump on it.
moldowa to stronk potat top in car.

thxie

t1re liyke)

BTW Moldowa top5 ESR-threde, top3 Ekonomik end top1 400hp kar !

http://static.mellbimbo.eu/files/2012/11/19/7...t50HEf.jpg

funniest title I have ever seen on a library was "man on man rape"

What's the title of the book on the left? Seems also potat-related. ;)

egual book bat older))) OFC book with such lots of ppl want to buy, lots of editions)

u hav 2! mast sharink viz lessest top pipol in maity Moldowa! anticommunist scam!

And I thought I was a nerd........the amount of time on the other dump nerds hands

gotta say this shit is hilarious. ESR is a hotbed for comedic gold sometimes. even my workmates who know nothing of this place or quake found the term 'potat' amusing.

It is the Global Potatization!

P O T A T
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moldow society helpink lessest top#ekonomiks ppls

bulsheet! I si onle cuple negros, in moldow advanced ekonomic so potat taken by robots not black ppl. Mor like its america.

old

Personally, I welcome our new moldovan overlords.