Despite the fact that you live a wonderful awesome life, you still feel the need to post it on a gaming forum.

To impress who? What are you trying to achieve? The looking good guy attitude doesn't seem to work in real world so you pour your pitiful emotions on, god this is embarrassing, esreality, the shithole of all shitholes.

Hf <3

All this wall of text is really amazing, BUT.. who the fuck on this planet earth wants a personal trainer who can be lifted with 1 arm? I am just curious? :]

so you want a 200 kg's fat PT as your motivation?

look at dem tiny shoulders

If I would want a personal trainer than atleast one with a body like a man not like a tiny boy... :]

I'd prefer a 52 kg "fat" Jessica Biel trainer for my motivation OR the 200 kg guy you are talking about rather than having a possible gay 70/70-yoIWashMyTeethsTwiceADay around me.

god of life zhu

Why ur GF looks like a man on photo?

i thought he was holding his gf in his hand

Correction: I thought his hand is his gf..

haha nice 1, couldnt do better

as a matter of fact he is the other guy. they changes personalities there.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And yet, you're here sitting in a two-tv-set bar in the middle of nowhere-sweden, with you bf by your side, wearing h&m

What's wrong with H&M? Basically all my clothes are from there.

meet sharpe

fast fashion, shitty cuts, shittier material, stealing fashion-forward brand material and making that shit in china

everything not custom/tailored is made in china

good ready-to-wear might be done somewhere else.

Raw denim in japan for example

90% of mass produced clothing is from a cheap labor country

you have to differentiate between where the garments stem from and where it is assembled, there is a handful of jeans producer that use Italian or Japanese denim, those are usually great but you pay for that

H&M has quality garments too from time to time, just think of the organic cotton products and the cuts are usually perfect for lean people

Who mentioned "mass production" ?

Afaik good denim brands like N&F produce in their home country (Canada for N&F).

As for H&M, I just look forward to their collabs. To me it's like fast food, and the quality was never present so I just gave up on it.

In EU the trend is increasingly to produce in Romania and such. From China they get a container-shipment per season, and thats it. A container from China to Europe travels more than 30 days. With nearby production they are able to react to trends more easily and produce more or less just in time for stuff that sells, and they can have more stuff in shops within a week if they need it. Zara for example makes everything that they sell in EU in Romania, also H&M has facilities there, and many others too.

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stopped reading there.

"how my life is right now"
Posted by zhu
No1 gives a fuck. Now gtfo.

JaGGz, JaGGz, you are beautiful. OOoOOOoooH.

<3

this guy really likes to be insulted...
maybe some kind of masochism lol

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

haha gorilla warfare:]

Ghetto warfare, heavy metal warfare, this is war here!

I am trained in gorilla warfare

hrhr, awesome. Must be a real BEAST then!

It's the thing that always get's me about that copypasta...

http://i.imgur.com/xpZwM.jpg

Love it.

your life isn't good at all if you're posting about it on esreality

I go to two universities, simultaneously.

What universities might those be?

well. the ciity he comes from have the worst university (högskola) in Sweden. And that picture is from that city

Wow zhu, using this template that has been copy pasted over 4chan for last few years and posting it on ESR. What a bad attempt at trolling.

This is the same level of lame like when you joined irc under fake nick to spam "hey look at this amazing guy raping spartie" youtube link, but you forgot to change your ident and auth. To make it worse, you did it more then once.

oh my .. xD

Dunno about you guys but I'm fapping.

Ya like chicken, don't ya?

why isn't there some sorta [-] system implemented, certain amount of minuses would result in a ban?

then jamerio would be the last esr user

because you can't minus him on probation

Because we still supposed to live in democracy where everyone is entitled to an opinion, we should not be like that communist Rotten Tomatoes site where all the lamers packed up in groups or tribes to go and vote for the expulsion of Armond White, because he did not fit their mediocre approach toward arts. Zing!

but..

Fucks given: approximately

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It looks to me like you just sold your ass for a chicken dinner to an older man called "slugger" in a sports bar and this is your attempt at trying to undo how cheap you feel.

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explanation of graphics, not both actually saying the same thing:)
actually I observed now the analogy to some music sh1t, ok, plus

ok

http://i45.tinypic.com/317gmll.jpg

naise pidors

I'm happy the mods here didn't ban you / put you on probation. After all, all the trolling is the main feature of esreality.

Level: Probation

Trolling level: ZHU

Anonymous level: zhu

thats a high level indeed

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You should see a psychotherapist about your insecurity issues.

Peace.

hi im your biggest fan

stan

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Dude everyone has a BAFTA here, get with the program.

"my life is actually amazing and theres nothing in my life i would change"
But there is something missing. Isn't there? I assume that is why you post here?

Don't feel bad for me. I got everything you got. Except you don't have quake anymore.

You do realize that if I'd go on with talking here about how smart and capable I am, it would sound quite strange, or more like a contradiction?

Why do you and heartless do this to yourself, feel free to not reply

heartless is an obv attention seeking troll. Not sure about this guy tho.

skinny noob, ill fuk your model gf

You and the model gf riding simultaneously on the ways of pleasure.

Van Damme is amused.

Van damme can go gay if he wants, he is a legend.

how can someone go to two universities lol? they must be shitty universities for babies

is he hertles twin brother? I mean brain-twin brothers. They talking identicaly... You guys both should visit doctor, becose it's obvious now, that you are not trolling :( ofcors 21yo is a dumb age. in 25+ your brains gonna be fixed..

The one on the left looks like a chick, who looks like a boy.

Also you suffer from prognathism, a deformity of your jaw bones.

i dont get it why there are so much trolls like this one here.

seriously its like ESRs cancer.

You haven't met fragerr and runner and GI Jonesey yet, right?

Oh, come on... i'm more creative than that.

Honestly though, what's with all the people from Moldova lately?

I miss your crazy threads.

Post more please - moldowa is nothing more than an economic force in EU right now, probably top#2 in Car manufactur

G.I "'YOLOSWAG" Jonesy!

Acatrinei Jonesy Ionut

cancer? this is hilarious

i dont get it why there are so much trolls like this one here.

seriously its like ESRs cancer.

i see.

chicken bone got more girth than your arms

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In one part of the sentence you tell everyone they are too ugly to show themselves, then you tell everyone its because they are ugly as fuck.

By your own admission they have not shown themselves, so you could not possibly know how they look.

Carry on...

My girlfriend is a model and is related to female singer Laura More (who sings Ai No Corrida by Uniting Nations) I go to two universities, simultaneously.

my god, you really are a talent, we all got you wrong, I bet you can even split your own fart into 2 with your magic wand. You go to 2 universities simultaniously, and the guy next to you does your holes simulttaniously, naw naw dont go bully when your mate doesn't see what you post here, Im pretty sure by one look, that you are the girl in the relationship, but we see his treating you nice, hi calls you a model and stuff, nice of him good lad, take care!

looks like Michael Schumacher

Cause he has prognathism like zhu.

The photo you picked up for this thread is too bright, no technique.
If you would have post some Kafka stuff or write down something interesting I would have consider your words as possible true. No? Eh... better luck next time. Maybe.

So, can we agree making posts like this isn't taking you somewhere neither. Nice try, glhf. Also the fact that you are bragging about your life doesn't get you anywhere in life. So we must agree, you are a nolifer.

This whole thing is really something to take seriously. One person said that Zhu and others here are like cancer. As every cancer patient can attest, to get rid of the problem, you can simply hit the ignore button. No need for chemo, or assisted suicide. Just hit the ignore button, and your melodramatic problems will be solved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeqwDLsZJn8&feature=g-high-u

sure you are right but it's something that you need to be reminded about that there are people worse off than you are.

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We all look like jamerio? Cute

That guys face looks like like your mothers flange.
I wish i could take the credit for it!

dude you need help... please seek help... theres no shame in admitting that you're sick (and yes mentailly ill is also ill)

Erik Hamrén disaproves.

What the fuck.

Deep down, I sincerely hope that there are psychopath killers among the readers of ESR with high stalking skills, so they might go on and kill this faggot with it's family and thereby make the world a better place.

sounds like ur one of them psychopath killers.

You never know :)

Hey you hey sexy I got me some chicken waiting here
/pats bed seductively <3

so he woke up and left 1st?
I bet that was his spirit leaving the body

seriously, I don't see how you can satisfy a lot of women alltogether unless you drink some Nytroglicerine before and then stare like stupid to those women for a few hours (which would make then them squirl all over the place by just pushing your finger inside their vagina, but this is not quite sex)
these uber-viril ego-maniac presentations are quite stupid, even if this would be the case

Christian bale's batman voice is really silly. Even Kevin Conroy's voice acting in the cartoon is still better than his "guy with lung cancer" impression.

Which one of the guys in the picture is Zhu?

"guy" on the left(based on his profile pic at top)

I thought that was his girlfriend.

Hahah well I did walk right into that one...but happy to do so :)

Looks corret now: http://www.quakehistory.com/en/players/0,1981 :D

ahahahHAHahahahahah!

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thats really hard :D

it's the winners that write history

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you forgot to tell us how small your penis is

Boy did I laff in this thread

i still wanna know what two universities he goes to. SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Split personality FTW.

its copy pasta bro

I need some solid masturbation advice.
Thanks in advance.

I was cheated out of my university degree after three years there. I was also screwed over in other ways.

The way I look at it, a lot of professional life is just like a very lame game where the lamest people who grind all the time on the most boring stuff tend to win. Even worse are the social circles you have to try to circumnavigate. If you have family or friends in the same area you have extraordinary insider knowledge and advantages. Now I know if you are successful it's going to be tempting to buy into the idea that it's all legitimate when it's really just a joke, no fair competition at all.

Consequently I disagree with the law's ideas of property and will pay them no respect apart. Keep that in mind as you go to sleep at night OP. You're a fraud and you know it.

excellent points

There really needs to be some sort of mandatory reading list when you join ESR, a primer if you will. This thread would be on that list.

zhu for president

is that ur daddy or do u go out with middle aged men who buy u kfc?

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GOD DAMN DAMN

it was all a LIE!

Honestly, why can't I plus him? The hits this kid brings and the lulz...guuuurl, let me plus you.

totes

Tote bags!

To too to 2 22 too cute!

McGoats

Classic

People believed all my threads.

I am the greatest actor to ever exist

So you don't go to 2 universities that will get you a 6 figure job, aren't a good looking guy and not dating a girlfriend that's a model?

Why are you proud of that :X