'Twas the night before Christmas, and not mouses were silently... but Santa was clad all in black leather, with assless chaps, and his favorite whip. This year, it wasn't just Rudolph's nose that would be red.

For all the naughty kids... spankings and handcuffs. For all the nice kids... giant, two-sided dildos in their stockings. And by stockings, I mean the one's that 'hang' over their 'mantlepieces'.

As a special treat, for all the kids who leave out milk and cookies, Santa will shove the baby-jesus doll down their chimneys. "Who knew Jesus could fit in there?", asked one lucky recipient.

And after a long-night of sadistic-Santa and submissive-Susie, all the kids could wake up and be forever traumatized.

The end.