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Most pluses on Esr.

Seriously though, the most plusses I ever had on a single post was 50% and it was a one word post without any image.
http://www.esreality.com/post/2332703/n-a/#pid2332703

well..

If it's about amount of words times percentage or smt, then..

http://www.esreality.com/post/1849782/n-a/#pid1849747

this user is good

i think melechesh have something to post here again and again

cba, but I guess this is a sufficient portfolio))

This list.

solid 10% [+] innit

It's not about the amount of plusses, it's about looking through your "plusses received" and picking out some stuff.. I could post links to my movies, as those posts gave me most plusses, but that's not the point.

I recall a plus avalanche when you offered to make avek a fragmovie COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** COUGH ** how's that coming along?

As it is a huge project, I recently asked a very good friend of mine to help me out with it. I want to finish one more project before starting the work on the av3k movie. I also have to get in contact with av3k himself and ask him for all the demos he has. I'll probably begin capturing footage on the summer vacation.

1337

man, i can't fucking wait for this one
better make it awesome as hell or don't even try to release it plz... you can have next decade for making this one, but make it the best fragmovie of alltime as av3k is one of the show-deliver players, not really the one who's entertaining cause of winning everything and being unbeatable. ;)

being fucking awesome

this helped: http://www.esreality.com/post/2211411/talking-it-with-russians/

storytelling: http://www.esreality.com/post/1789821/n-a/#pid1789933

11/10
Worth the read.

Not mine but I just came across this and it truly deserve more pluses!
http://www.esreality.com/post/2376580/n-a/#pid2376580

Go Deadlynoob go!

I'm gonna use this opportunity to raise awareness.

http://imgur.com/P72x4px

This is ego-friendly recycling Old crap for new plusses

And failing while doing so.

I made this thread after looking through my received plusses. I actually didn't remember making those pictures. I'm pretty sure that people could find lots of amazing forgotten stuff this way, but they're too lazy to go through all them plusses

u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Alright bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions.

From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up.

So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it.

Phaggot.

this reads pretty easy knowing exactly what people are gonna say from the first few words

probably my best one
http://www.esreality.com/post/2212612/n-a/#pid2212612

these 2
http://www.esreality.com/post/2376242/n-a/#pid2376242
http://www.esreality.com/post/2124320/n-a/#pid2124475

http://www.esreality.com/post/2379340/#pid2379340

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Probably this post that made fun of players who take CA super seriously. http://www.esreality.com/post/2376580/n-a/#pid2376580

that was just so goddam hilarious

saying im retarded stupid shouldnt be allowed to live etc etc will give you insta 50pc rating

There is this one:

Cooller facts
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1027351

Or this one:

How to Aim
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1768284

But the one I got like 100% for I can't find, I reported for ESWC or CPL or something. As in I added and edited the news post and posted the scores as they happened. There was no one else to do it.

Here's a blast from the past:

A Look at CPM
http://www.esreality.com/post/329950/a-look-at-cpma/

However it looks like a lot of posts from when I was very active don't exist anymore.