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im in for the rodeo!

dodging bulls/horses

OMG YOU'RE THE PERFECT HEIGHT TO BE A JOCKEY :0000000

Why did I know this was coming

more like a cockey am i rite

nah, he's too short.

if I understand correctly what he means by 'rodeo' that would be the best thing ever. or worst

It would be cool to see faceit cover dh on-site

\o/ !!!

ye i was happy when i heared dh will have quake! ... especialy now when quake competition got new talent.

... about who to choose for the casting team its definitly faceit, since they are the most up to speed about the scene/prod quality and so forth, but i would like to mention it would be awesome to see some kind of integration with the gd couch! :)

For those wondering, a rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...

The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

Protip: slap her on the back. As soon as she bends back her head, insert index and middle fingers in her nose for better grip.

yup, pretty much

you nailed it

So this guy planning to hang around the bars, hoping to be the ugliest dude there so some random chick would pick him up as a pig?

all this in the name of quake

That's just what 2gd said... he might not know they will drop it. Someone get confirmation from blaze and co.

Great, now everyone can sign up and drop out 1 hour before the tournament starts.

it'll be interesting to see how many sign ups and drop outs there will be now that online QL was reborn because of faceit, 102 and other projects.

I hope 2gd streams at least one quake match on his own stream.

All of ESR should sign up, I suppose at least 16 players would actually end up playing then \o/

that's the reason why it was going to be dropped out: blaze asking his relatives to play on a quake lan to fill the spot left by some random canadian that signed up drunk, 10x each year.

Yeah, guess you're right. I'd rather see an 8-player invitational with fucking awesome names than the 16 or 32 nonames (not all, but you know what I mean) that we've had the displeasure of seeing the last few times.

1. Cooller
2 to 8. don't care.

it's not about the awesome names, never was. it's about their (the players) inabhility to schedule and plan a proper lan appearance, cause there was cases where players didnt show up to lans even tho they were very big names.

Yeah fuck those people who keep dropping out of lans.

has ins contributed more to killing quake (dodging like 5 lans) than to reviving it (cup organizer)? I say the former.

cmon want that 90% popularity

:D

:DDDDDD

oh the irony

ins isnt a big name though

i do put myself in the group of unorganized people with a big inhability to plan things

time to shape up mate

no need, i have zoot by my side!

no, actually you are zoot's bitch :)

or he's mine, all depends on how u see it!

Depends on the night, heh?

i clearly see you as a bitch :)

hi :DDDD actually it was my government who refused to give me my passport on time.... an another reason to like my country ...

my passport is in a drawer somewhere, why do u let ur government hold on to urs?

not that i let them hold it, they just keep it somewhere since i made it recently, they gave it to me 30 mins before the QL DH Grand Final lol

nice timing ^^

hehe yea, but im glad i finally got my passport, i hope that i will get invited for the DreamHack summer nothing will stop me from getting there this time :)

Don't get your hopes up yet - 2GD loves to talk about what is possible but is not yet sure (as most of us do). Waiting for confirmation from blaze/hellspawn/whatshisname DH director

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

cause for quake players, it's not that simple

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

Post that again, maybe after the 12th time it'll make any sense.

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

Post that again, maybe after the 100th time it'll make any sense.

How about instead of dh accepting any random sign up, they make a requirement for the player to show proof of travel arrangements ie receipt for airplane or train or w.e before being on the invite list. or they make it so they invite 8 or 16 players that they know will go 100% then sell 16 open passes to fill he brackets. 16 uninvited players will then have to buy a pass which will most likely filter out any other person who trolls via sign up

now i get it! good point.

organize duel tournament, get big names
organize tdm tournament, get big teams
get tdmers to play duel (they can drop silence and hektik) if people miss their flight

success

meh, u know i do love a good team tourney, but i just feel like its not exciting enough to warrant hosting a tournament with prizemoney. Colwn will win anyway :x

]:-E

you might get toxic and stermy in the duel tournament

fap... fap fap ?

oh ye ofc, i will cum buckets if that happens. smt tells me tho that stermy wont just play in a tourney out of the blue, not while working on the faceit brand? tox might randomly join though seeing as DH is usually in sweden, buttttttt its a small chance :<

no way colwn wins anything now

while SM is around it's very unlikely to host a successfull TDM event

long live DH