Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination[...]And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face[...]the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
Oh man, that is exactly what the world needs right now! I mean everyone should have their own tropical rainforest to offset the carbon foot print, you have a bright mind fellow!