Probably the most retarded thing I've ever read.

to guard: http://vk.com/doc40216926_190132998?hash=3a9c...6ec3b4121e
to 125fps: http://vk.com/doc40216926_190132873?hash=08ed...6ec3b4121e

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no need to thank me

ew?

it's not really about chicken legs tho.

i'd rather see another pony thread

Yeah seriously, that's an attempt to save a thread?

Have some hardcore ponies instead:


FlutterShy naked
FlutterShy swimming in water
FlutterShy kinky
Various ponies
Funny pony image

Oh, my!

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Most of the SG models are so hot!

these are like 5/10

lemme delivar again



http://i.imgur.com/jv9Bbyu.gif

boy tits. fix up man.

lol

Ds or GTFO.

Jeah!

http://youtu.be/v9am7P9pWo8?t=2m42s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7zLrlX-T0

Dafuq's wrong with her legs?!

Probably photoshop or side effects of using it to accentuate her bottom.

Or maybe she's just 14

Or maybe she's just...A MAN

would've fapped is this was barefoot

hi quentin tarantino

feed it! feed it a burger quick!

amen

Is this a joke?

unfortunately, not :D

virus

Also, there was a poll on ql ru community on vk regarding doing something about it or not, results:

yes, guard did wrong: 13.4%
no, not worth it: 81%
no, i dont care: 5.5%

well eventhough one guy voted 400+ times on one of the answers with a botnet still more than a half are either against or don't care

don't worry m8. we're not dump enough not to be able to distinguish russian community from 'russian community'

"one guy voted 400+ times on one of the answers with a botnet"

Overly dedicated russian doing his thaaaaaaang.

ESR individuals aren't even close to russian trolls ;o

keyboard got jammed ))

btw where is this poll?. link

http://vk.com/id451537?w=wall451537_1270

Woooah there slow down, this guy is 27 years old and wrote THE LETTER OF COMPLAINT on map (ztn) for "Guard"?


And I thought heartless is a deluded psycho.

so, 767 ppl voted, ~80% said that nothing serious happened, you see...
)

Pathetic bullshit, what's the goal here?

Get over it.

don't sign yourself as a russian community if you don't represent 100% of it.

hahahahahahaaha

rofl

mmmmmpffffffffhhhheeehaHAHAHAHAHAHA

uhm.. i need her name for research purposes

cheryl cole

rofl.. srsly?

link above expired.
fixed link

Holy shit that's one pretty woman.

bottom right

HA HA HA

swimming in dramapool

fckn pathetic...

– repeated world champion of Quake 3, Quake 4, Quake Live.

Cooller never won an international title in QL.

Champion of Europe is kinda international.

Shame on me indeed. Mixed up international title and world title.

He won the european championship which is an international title.
He didn't win a 'world' title though.

Trying to send me a pdf on the fricking internet?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Lookit, you are reading text right now, no pdf required! Mind blown!

Maybe rename to trojan.exe, would at least be funny.

Am I reading a letter now?
No.
Do I want to read a letter?
Maybe.

Posting in thread.

Russian people are masters at looking pathetic before other nations (talking as Russian myself).

Poshel nahuy

Thanks for nice demonstration of my point.

Not really that much of a demonstration, but you have a point. I mean what are the components for a great viral video? Yeah right, a drunk male russian with a video-cam and the great idea to do some stupid fucked up stunt...

Way to overreact.

I thought coollers brothers name was Andre or Andrey, not Eugene.

Someone actually took time to write that shit?

you find time to write 10,000 shitty posts on the internet

you ought to be ashamed of yourselfs

reading "...your behavior is extremely abusive and disrespectful..." when Agent is beeing defended is quite the irony with his "GG Hitler" in mind that was WAY more disrespectful than what Guard did there. want the german quake community to write letters too next time? /golfclap

Problem is, even for me living in Germany "GG Hitler" isn't something I would see as disrespectful but rather hillarious :D. Also I don't think that the whole russian community stands behind this shit ;).

i pissed my pants on "gg hitler"

Total fucking bullshit.

shkolota vzrosleet

kak raz net

degradiruet ?

lol these russian morons, takin shit too far since they separated from prussia.

also, if i might add to point 1.

Anton Cooller Singov is a well known match fixer (off the top of my head, letting jibo win so he can go to finals v czm and fucking over z4 at wcg) therefore it wouldn't be odd if he has done something immoral again.

+ cooller's brother seems to be the biggest idiot in this whole incident, coming uninvited and starts trashing guard, yet you demand an appology for that moron as well?

3.We don't pay attention to your dirty, rude words and outrages, which were directed to Anton
“Cooller” Singov and his big brother.

Apparently you do.

priceless.

Agree. If anything, Cooller and his brother have been much more insulting than guard ever was in that situation. In fact he only responded in a harsh way when being insulted.

Cooller asking 3 times "hey agent ash, ready ??" "ash agent ready ??" obviously both of them responding was only made with only one purpose..make guard rage. To finish with that crap ash saying during the countdown "plz anton win".
All that juvenile shit was said just to make guard rage and lose his focus which he did according to how he played that ztn imo.

The russians have been massive dicks on that server and shouldn't have been allowed to say half of the crap they said eventhough guard's request wasn't going to happen because they were "official streamers". An admin should have been there to stop all that right away.

about ''plz anton win'', it was only due to _ash and guard history tho, afaik. ash described it on stream like the fact, that guard will always use an advantage in the match and go for the win no matter what, referring to some cup match, where they meet, and could've played on russian server, where both would've have pretty much equal ping (since ash pings 40ish or 50 on ru, dunno for sure), while guard, demanded to play on eu server (with ping adv obv), since it was eu tourney and it was in the rules or so, therefore not being the most fair or friendly player.

Not sure what's lame about refusing to play on a russian server. Even being forced to play on swedish ones pisses me off. :X

Also, I don't really care if they have a history or not, as an "official streamer", he should shut the fuck up on the server and not make that obvious attempt at pissing guard off to make him lose his focus.

not saying that so called official streamers acted professional, which clearly they didn't, but
the ''lame'' is to force someone to play something, knowing god damn well you will have an upper hand (ofc ping, and probably not some 10-20ms dif). tho, i dunno why i'm speaking about it with you, since you were the one who forced 102 to play on double higher than yours team ping at cb :xx

was wondering what will happen on faceit 4v4 cup this saturdays, when (if) you guys meet, and if pavel will be still ''banned'' for his ''bad attitude''.

Yep for once we weren't the ones getting pingraped. Can't say I regret how it turned out to be honest.

ofc you don't ^^

I have played russians in russian server with 40-50 ms back to late 2010, but after routing changes, even with vpn program I get min 80 ms to ru, it's sux for EU cup, play with this ping and lose.
And as I remeber few times , pavel or ash (don't remember who) , I have asked, will your next match will be played in RU server too? I remeber one or few times next enemy was killsen, and he refused to play on RU server. So conclusion. I am "good guy", playing ~70ms vs 40-50ms on ru server, got owned. Next game same guy plays other in eu server with 90 ms vs 25 ms and got owned 20 0. WHATS THE POINT? He stands no chance in next round, but I do with better ping in eu servers... Shit situation, but It happened not once with Killsen especialy and strenx few times.

Hey, hey, calm down. See how you just jumped from discussing Cooller/ash/agent behaviour to ping accusations? Very well played.

Even being forced to play on swedish ones pisses me off. :X

here i even found out french version : http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair-play

i would love to see your face smashed by russians @ lan... sadly tdm is dead :|

looking at last tdm lans, russians have been the ones getting smashed. ec champions and all.

i would love to see your face smashed by russians @ lan... sadly tdm is dead :|

Asif..

Just when I thought your posts couldn't possibly get any worse...

P O N I E S
O
N
I
E
S

says the pony troll

Ahahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahahahhahaha =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

playing with 55 ping compared to 70's must suck yes.
and if guard could just ignore the fucking chat he might've eliminated cooller who was acting like a faggot anyway

that's very true, cooller is a cunt.

Reminds me of 7th grade.

The fact that even Russians find this incredibly retarded makes me believe you guys are actually mentally stable and have had the misfortune of being blessed with a bunch of loud-mouth lunatics that put the whole nation into bad light.

I'm also digging the transition between formal letter and a preschool project.

Dots in the title, randomly placed dates across the letter, horribly broken Rusenglish, emphasizing the fact that he lost a map, using cooller's wikipedia as reference, signing the letter with "Russian Community"


I just hope this is a very good joke and I'm waiting for the glorious punchline. Otherwise this is just depressing at this point...

No punchline I fear, Russia is a big (and mostly great) country and as with every big country you have your good share of morons, retards and idiots.

Judging by the amount of drama generated by just one tiny incident, I don't think you guys would have the fortitude to survive the Australian Quake Scene. ggwp.

We, the Mexican community, we demand that they stop calling the Ins dwarf because it is only slightly lower than average and is turning to the mad sexy it is. Furthermore, when you call this family suffers very little because since you say he is not dwarf and only a little lower than usual. Stop it please, muchas gracias.

- Mexican Community

but......it wasnt ins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_...eRBFkxgG7g

We demand that you use the flag of our country correctly, or else we will apply some punish measures.

With respect from
Austrian Quake Live community

Throw another bratwurst on the kachelofen would ya mate?

Let me just finish this kangaroo schnitzel

theres no point of throwing the bratwurst on the kachelofen, because that one only warms the room. you should throw it into the bratpfanne instead or maybe lay it on the holzkohlegrill

Noctis approves of this lesson in proper Australian culture.

Would plus twice if I could :C

Its not russian bad, its just one-two guys do that. Cooller have a big ego, also, he have a big authority. Now you see the results. I dont supporting Guard, I agree with Cooller, but this letter is too much

LMAO

Anton veri cool many win turmament so we say 2 u that everything you've said is rubbish and unfounded-crying slander

Yep, Russia is definitely the new Poland.

LoL. Was it cooller's idea? Without any hate i must say that cooller and his brother are very dumb guys. I know them both in person. I don't know what's happening now in russian community, i guess everyone is liking their asses, but back in the days he was kinda respected as a player and hated as a person. Even his close comrads (like jibo and mikes) were instant facepalmed about him. We have a defenition in russian for such people - "bydlo". Ill-bred, arrogant, uneducated, dumb, agressive. And it's allways very awkward and embarrassing, when such guys allways trying to say "smart" stuff, but failing permanently without realising it (in russian his fails are even bigger). Same for his brother. I remember some stupid stories about him, but i wont tell it. They are just a bit retarded (in a good way, like autistic or smth.) Sure i will receive my portion of hate, but it's my humble opinion. And please don't say such moronic stuff from the whole community, even though i'm not a part of it anymore. I believe everyone is ok with guard's behaviour (now), except cooller's fanboys. But i must admit, that a huge part of esr community is extremely russophobic.

as a cooller fanboy i can tell you that most likely every cooller fanboy is pretty aware of him beeing an arrogant prick. its exactly the reason tho why he is popular - theres always drama and trolling involved when hes around. him beeing an a****** is the reason why hes entertaining, even more so when his english was even worse back in the days.

every "famous" quote of his is actually some ru-english trolling and sometimes hilarious situations happen with him (like receiving the "fair play award" from carmac at that one IEM.. everyone was like LOL). its the same reason why players like agent or bulat are somewhat popular.

those shouldnt make the mistake to confuse popular with respected or liked tho. if those pricks actually complain about guard beeing unfair im all like "bitch please.. look in the mirror D:" what we have here are a pack of jerks that gathered around their trollgod and suddenly feel butthurt when someone actually complains about their crap

Good point. The funny thing is, that agent is not cooller-like as it seems. I've watched 125 fps stream and his speech and thoughts were pretty clear. Was a big surprise for me. I don't know him in person (Gott sei dank), but my first impression was ok.

it looks to me right now that russian stream/chat just wants some drama.

Deletion requested by user.

this is pure ESR gold.

agreed.

golden potat

HRRRRRRRRROSH!!

Oh jesus i don't think i can read that

Video games...

hey mby u meaet me in rial??? i hav mani no problem i nou inlesh spek weri vel so i breik ure feic 2 u???

Blya, poconi, nu vi sami eto chitali voobshe?

Leksika, budto pyatiklassnik text sostavlyal.

Nahui takoi pozor, kak deti, e-moe.

This thread is so good that turkey stopped protesting

pure gold =)))

Unless this statement can be confirmed with Arro, it can be considered a declaration of a Turkish Civil War.

I'll be following that from esr coverage because even here beats the turkish media.

The Russian part of me wanted to change topic as soon as the national medias have been mentioned :D

"So Let's discuss freedom in media" is basically the Russian "BAWL THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NIGGA, FIVE-O"

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awww the turks on the first screen are so cute.

well,

http://imgur.com/Yt5KPut

But one plus to give, alas.

wtf... if I was cooller, I'd be more angry about this letter from, apparently, unknown leader of russian community, than about that stupid accident, caused mostly by missunderstanding.

this letter is from cooller and his brother http://c58.ru/site/news/96720/

translate to english

translate.google.com

just did. what a bunch of dolboebs.

omg, what a shame, I'm disappointed

Holy shit thats sad. :(

4e za huynyu napisali?

That's why tend to stay away from the 2 Russian quake portals: all the ambitious people tend to be part of both Russian and West Europeans communities (and even certain people that face a language barrier or don't speak another international language are known because they are still good people to network with and have a level of professionalism and maturity to them) and can be reached privately, while Russia's equivalent of the official QL forum fodder is there and in full glory as well and comprises the majority of the populace: gopniki (Russia's answer to the Chav), dolbaeby (a sort of cross between a degenerate and a fuckhead) , padonki (a sub-group of steampunk/coolhakx00r that deliberately choose mis-spell every word phonetically for some Godforsaken reason), KASTRAMA))) (kind of the mix of all 4) and so on, so forth.

So, yea, entertaining once in a while, but ultimately cringeworthy.
MOTHER RUSSIA DOES NOT DELIVEREING(((

Have my plus, that's the reason why I never, ever played on Russian servers. Sad to say, but no country has that amount of retarded quake players. Except maybe Poland and ex-USSR.

stop stop, guys, dont continue pls ), any country have enough numbers of bastards, no matter east or west ;)

Yes, you are right. But if say Finland has one bastard among 100 cool dudes, Russia has 50 gopniks among the same amount of people.

Am I wrong? Take any Russian server. People are 90% aggressive, uneducated and arrogant.

You are shiting on your own country? dude...

Big fucking deal.

I thought France hated nationalism.

it's i has taught them

Esreality at its' best!

Gonna bookmark this, such an entertainment

blyati

cooller vs guard, trashtalk conflict poll
http://strawpoll.me/82546

so bad

CHINA IS UNDER ATTACK , GENERAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (c) C&C:Generals

http://www.esreality.com/post/2431162/from-ru...pid2431163

Neither

So, lets summarize. Some idiots wasted their time, and other peoples time with absolutely pointless demands, while claiming to represent 'entire russian community'. More idiots decided to point fingers at the sad display, pointing out how stupid it is, while approving of the premise that the sad idiots represent the 'entire russian quakelive community' while spouting racial slurs. This is like idiocy cubed. Congratulations everyone.

pretty accurate except i don't think anyone really mistakes this dumbfuckery with russian community's stance.

Well, apart from the original post creator.

rusia best ))) tako gavno

Guard is the Tony Guoga of the QL world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_o_Xrw-Qo

i dont get it

Tony G is basically the troll master race of the poker community.

guard isnt, by any margin

Its more Cooller then who is Tony G. He makes Guard rage and lose his focus, which is like Tony G.

maybe we should start writing letters to European players too. looking in your direction strenx

another thread interrupted by ponies

esr admins still asleep