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Wrong.

saw the ...GERR - expected fragerr
fuck you

^

There's nothing beyond this. You get one shot at fucking things up as much as you can, and then, of course, you do. After that there are only the consequences.

If there is a finite but incalculable amount of alternate realities, each representing a finite but incalculable amount of minute details differentiating one from another, you'd find that most of them reflect the fuck ups more than they do not, because that shit is pure subjectivity. A chaotic mess of sub-atomic particles that coalesced into a singular chain of events that leads us to believe, due to our so-called self-awareness, that it all has a meaning. Which it does not. It will all go away. And none of us would have know. And nothing will remember.

FOR ONLY COOLLER SHALL REMAIN

is that rlly u in the profile pic?

I like to think so...

yeah, but someone that hot wanking on such a website... unlikely

if that's her, she's quite a freak which would be wonderful

SHE is a guy..

You sure seem to be very knowledgeable about it.

The lighting was bad, everyone had been drinking. You can't really blame him.

You rlly think he's a female?

i dont know what to think with this weirdo. i'm not even sure male and female are the only options in his case

Properly raged.

Yes.

I haven't been so pissed for a long long time.

OOOH HEY LOOK AT ME I HAVE FUCKING BOOBS CAN I GET THAT PAY RAISE?

SURE LOL

DON'T FORGET TO ACT LIKE A COMPLETE JERK TO YOUR CO-WORKERS FROM NOW ON.


FUCKING SHITDSFSDFDSFDSFDSFDSFS






HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

I don't get it.

I don't get her either.
Sudden change of character, from friendly to COMPLETE UTTER CUNT.

How old is she?

Old enough to not act like a cunt.

barely legal.

and how is she acting like a cunt exactly

it doesn't really matter as I'm more pissed about myself being pissed about this rather minor nuisance.

Does that even make sense?
I KNOW this shouldn't bother me, I know it's a non-issue, yet my brain keep telling me I'm pissed.
I'm angry because I shouldn't be angry.

Just need to vent somehow, if I wasn't buried in work I'd take a long fucking trip and get superstoned and have sex outdoors and watch animals and shit.

or just get superstoned and have sex outdoors with animal shit

Or get superstoned and have sex with animals outdoors and then take a shit before coming back inside.

Or get superdoors with sex animals and then shit some stones before coming in their backsides.

animals>shit

Or get superanimals that shit while having sex and pull out before coming inside.

JUTS TAEK IT EAZY BRAH FUCK DEM PONIES RIIL BAD ADN CHILL

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allah mohammed jihad

kill the president

blow up the white house

*NUKED POTAT*

Allahu Snackbar?

more like

patriot patriot patriot
taxes taxes
free freedom
independence

are these lyrics from linkin park?

l1nkin bork

btw if I had to judge her appearance I'd say she's a solid 1350 elo (has a ~1400 body but her face is a 1300 elo at best)

Not saying I'm super handsome 1800 guy, but you have to be at least somewhat attracted to someone if you want things to turn out well.

Also there's a cute guy at work that's a solid 1900 elo, but he's just too shy and doesn't talk much.

thinking about a devil's threesome?

I'd nail dat playa before tha hoe do.

1900>1350 ELO so that's a no brainer. It's the 21st century in secular Europe, and to celebrate the fact people go through with changing their views in order to accomodate understanding, compassion and open-mindness you should have gay homosex with that dude. Also get turbohigh and fuck the chick. Then make a hole in the wall at work while in full view of your co-workers and proceed to fuck that too; ez promotion within a week son.

But yea to gain either focus or inspiration I listen to certain music I like. Or watch brief stand-up comedian compilations. The more obscene and hilarious, the better.





http://www.youtube.com/user/YouGotMalowned/videos

Second wise post ever on ESR (for plusses): Love is irrational. Anhe, like everyone, does have his preferences that make someone 1800 elo to his eyes (tall blonde) instead of 1350 (some indigenous fat girl), but if he falls in love with the 1350 then the heart rules the mind. Can't argue with feelings, probably why cooller ended up with that flat girl instead of the gorgeous razer chick (the no-brainier choice).

Time to ruin it: anhe how much elo do you give the guy on the video, homosex.

If you are in love with her then everything else doesn't matter at all. Sure she is 1350 elo for the rest, but for you, the one that matters, she is cooller.

I bet you hope she has a good shaft...

This is what happens when you have the artistic temperament but you are not an artist.

having your mental breakdown on ESR.

most boring way imaginable.

good luck to you tho, ive got sympathy for the emos