Headz is a girl, and can poo on your car if needed (true story !).

[20:47] <heartlesss> http://www.foopics.com/showfull/9fa69f779b6ebac628e9871ed494990c <--- this is me in ghetto mode
Looks more like american redneck mode.

His head is so fucking big his cap dont even fit..

my head is big because i got a fucking big brain.

why are your pants so small?

Wasn't there a dream, last night,
When Jewro connected.
The unexpected would catch me
off guard, as that day, I lost the battle...

I just couldn't believe that I lost to a boy
He shafted to greatly,
would you mind,
would you mind,
would you mind,
If i call that a cheat...

Brad Pitt? Jesus so handsome, love that facial hair, looks like the hair on my chest, fucking christ.

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

I like you more with funny posts

WTF you serious??? I always wanted to go to Moldova, land of the potat! But I am not a girl to make that clear!

What a fking loser post this is! Just a gigantic blunder! Yeah make a post of it.....LOSER!!!!:-D HAHHAHAHHA

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.

You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.

I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.

Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.

HAhahahahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHH you fking troll...

Not even going read this.....

BUT A GOOD ONE it is!!!!!!

keep the cows out of the argument!

Ischju laying down the law[img]

Own3d h3h3 ^ ^

can we cut back on 4chan channeling?

if you think this wouldn't save the forum thread then.. I don't know..

- up at 4am
- be reading esr
- some betafag says esr is becoming more like 4chan
- mrw

i don't understand or want to understand these stupid acronyms and jokes.... please.... i'm begging.... stop....

Those cows have nothing to do with this.

FOLLOW YUER DREEMS

Wait a minute, this is from http://www.ultimateflame.com/ , you festering anus of a greek mountain goat. May 10,000 Microsoft IT professionals celebrate their Bar Mittzvah in your armpits, you ejaculate of a syphilitic donkey.

Much better.

Like I said to quake is potat on irc...nice copypasta!

And keep the cows out please!!!!!

what's with the red dwarf insult style

Could also be BlackAdder

true

I love Blackadder!

Time to supplement my pad of how to act cool. I wanna be just like you dude.

tl;dr lol

Some ball busting is welcome, but you're doing yourself a disservice here. When you take it to that level you make yourself look like a retard, which is fine if you're Jamerio, but last I checked you're not.

Show some respect for yourself at least.

me ? ugly ?

lies !

i'm handsome and muscular.

at least show a picture of yourself so that we can make fun of you. You're ugly, not me.

best thing i've read this side of eternity

Before clicking the link, I hoped this was by someone else, just to say "Heartless, is that you?"

Thanks, Obama.

give me one good reason on why I had to copy/paste those links just to find my face cringed afterwards

your beard is disgusting dude, I think you'll never find yourself a gf soz

i shave every ~month, and i get a new haircut every month aswell.

my beard actually makes me look like a muslim, i like it!

infidel, go burn in hell!

and... show a picture of your ugly face cause making a post there and saying that i'm ugly is very easy, but at least, like i said, show us how you look like. Pussyboy.

At least we are not that desperate that we send fotos to Male-quakers that are married!!!!!!

Get fucking lost loser! Muahhahahahaha still makes me laugh....pathetic

I have nothing to hide. I'm sure if choosing between you and me, girls would give their preferences for me in 9/10 cases.
http://cs309316.vk.me/v309316564/6c39/wA084FVgcbY.jpg
http://cs424720.vk.me/v424720564/204a/m3WesXcK_4o.jpg to the left from the guy in black

so fuck off

omg you ugly mofo where are your hairs ?

and how tall are you ? 1m70 ?

i'm 1m82 for 85kg of muscles. I doubt you would last any longer in a fight against me. I would break your bones with just 1 fist.

Wtf you ballhead! I am 1m86 for 86kg and I workout too. But unlike you my head doesn't look huge because of small body which makes you look quite idiotic tbh. Although, considering that we're in the same physiques it could have been a decent fight if not for my rapidity.

shockson - he is just a self-confident retard seeking attention. No matter how hard you try he can still reply the same thing for a 100th time, thinking his right. Just ignore him, otherwise you are just wasting your time.

2-3 months ago i was 90kg. I can go up to 90kg quite easily, just need to eat more. then I would be +4kg than you, you wouldn't stand a chance against me.

also, on the photos you shared you look like you are 1m70, i don't believe you when you say 1m86. But anyway, even if it was true, i would still rape your face irl. I watched a lot of fedor emelianenko, anderson silva and jony jones fights, basically i'm a complete MMA fighter. I would submit you or tko you with just 1 arm.

I don't know how you see me 1m70 when I'm just what I said and I'm here to prove you wrong, again.

http://cs424720.vk.me/v424720564/2026/rWmIyvYzwkM.jpg
http://cs424720.vk.me/v424720564/201d/BZEkMFWSkP4.jpg on both photos I'm the one to glare
http://cs424720.vk.me/v424720564/1e1a/j2GWEVBr-Fk.jpg the one to the left, tell me I'm 1m70 there and you're automatically retard
http://cs424720.vk.me/v424720564/1dea/YtBj0at-yxA.jpg to the left again
http://cs10424.vk.me/u6016564/11645149/x_755548a5.jpg
http://cs10424.vk.me/u6016564/11645149/x_c1e548b5.jpg I got bigger hands than yours and you'd be the one to lay under my fist, not me
http://cs10146.vk.me/u6016564/11645149/x_672cb7cd.jpg look, I play water polo too and I do it good

The freshest photo of those was taken 4 months ago and I gained better shape since then, you wouldn't dare to challenge me, despite you seem older. I'm 22, I'm in my prime of life and you'd be surprised how fast I am in a fight.

he needs only 1/10 tho. It's good enough for anyone. :)

Alternative never hurts.

Nothing is imposible. Even gf that's playing quake. Just go out more/meet more people/search for a girl near you. Don't forget not to be too offensive when you meet girl that you like. :)

Maybe a 1v1 Thunderstruck, but only in moderation.

Girlfriends are for pussies. (I love lesbian porn)

You should consider her as an option.

Ffs, need to clear browsing history now.

Again.

Why do you want to show us 6 random pictures of yourself so badly?

cause i'm a beautiful muscular man.

i'm even more handsome than stermy.

h41 > stermy > everyone else in the Quake community > CooloutAC > a bag of shit > Heartless.

heartlesss > h41 > stermy > everyone else in the Quake community > CooloutAC > a bag of shit > 24

fixed it for you

bag of shit, whahah made me LOL hard! [+]

Try XTINA_AGUILERA, you'll have to give the Paradise movie a 10 though...

do you have some pictures of xtina_aguilera ?

also, look at this girl, she's so pretty :

http://www.esreality.com/?a=users&user_id=38662

She's Ania_ from ESR and quakelive.com. I hope she doesn't have a boyfriend.

Actually im sorry but although XTINA_AGUILERA is a hot girl, she has a bf :P
So even if u give my movie 10/10 it wont save u...

1. Get Stendhal's "De l'Amour" and read it.
2. Look for a target-rich environment close to home.
3. Get a date.
4. ???
5. Teach girlfriend Quake.

Just 1 tip, though. Don't try to get them into Quake on the first date.

Btw guys, instead of making fun of me and saying that i'm ugly, you could help me to find quake female players.

otherwise just stfu. Man, i will break the bones of the next mofo who's saying that i should shave my ugly beard and take my meds.

I'm actually a very scary person IRL, everyone is basically afraid of me. I'm 1m82 for 85kg of muscles, basically everyone is very kind with me irl, not like there at ESR where it's easy to spam the forum with messages full of hate towards me.

Most of you guys are ugly and skinny nerdz, never forget that.

shave your disgusting ugly beard and take you fucking meds

already took my meds.

i like my beard.

go burn in hell, ugly mofo.

Change your name in BraInL3sS please......

Br4iNL3sS

but Sh4MeL3sS is more appropriate

agree

Sharp as a bag of wet mice. :)

Your basic premise is that because your are reasonbly good in quake is a quaker girl would find you more attractive because of it.

You could show off playing duel on thunderstruck. You are the man!

Let me give you an advice.










No.

;D

when i show them how i rock at thunderstruck, all the girlz are like :

"oommmmggggg heartlesssssss myy herrroooooo wooooooo!!!"

even cooller and rapha aren't as successful as me with the girlz.

gfs sucks man

ud better fuck different hoes

ofc gf is smarter, u love her, shes special and shit but u still gonna need to fuck a hoe from time to time cos hoes are good for your health (if u dont catch some shit like i once did) but u gonna need to keep it secret and keeping it secret means its gonna fucking COST you and i fucking mean it

fucking a hoe when u dont have a gf cost u an alcohol, taxi and maybe some cocaine if u wish, then u can just forget about the bitch

there are some better hoes that u might be willing to fuck too and they might require a few dates but they re still cheaper than cheating on a gf even if u have to buy her some jeans

when u cheat on a gf everything gets much more complicated and much more expensive

so if u didnt fall in love yet just dont do it

gfs are problems and some of them are really fucking sneaky so u gotta look out i.e. mine sometimes if we dont fuck longer (for the obvious reasons) like to check how much cum i spray on her to see if i didnt fuck someone else

one time i was so drained i had to tell her i masturbated

the best thing about not having a gf is that u dont care about brain of a hoe/hoes u re currently fucking, because u re not spending much time with her

while ur gf has to be little bit smarter and thats the worse fucking scenario to have smart gf. on the one hand shes not stupid so u can trust her with a few things, on the other hand she might play some sherclock holmes with you and thats just fucking annoying cos she is still too fucking stupid to figure anything out but it just fucking annoying



and dont believe any hot hoe is playing quake

good hoe has to worship your fucking dick not a video game

there might be some 6/10 girls playing this shit but i doubt they re fuckable

roxolana from qlforums might be the hotter of them and i still wouldnt fucking bang

thks for your advices man, very appreciated!

;)

I didn't know jamalz moved to Poland.

hard to believe, but there are a lot of 12 y/o virgins pretending to be someone else everywhere

good to hear my post felt so unreal to you, u falsely assumed it must be fake, just to protect your own ego from unpleasant jealousy

similarly some ppl like to assume someone elses rolex is fake so actually what you did there is normal

however this kinda false assumptions might blind you mate so dont let them take over

good to hear my post felt so relevant to you, u falsely assumed it was about your post, just to protect your own ego from the potential possibility that you are not what you claim to be.

similarly some ppl like to assume someone is talking about them when someone elses problems are being pointed out so actually what you did there is normal

however this kinda false assumptions might blind you mate so dont let them take over

would love to go jamerio on u but dont have much time gtg do a few rounds of sparring before i leave town to fuck my hot ass gf in the forest (gonna play some little red riding hood with her)

you should first work on sounding as intelligent as... Jamerio...

BURN!

did it in#52 but didnt care anymore at #56

feel free to ask how was my sex that night

How was your sex that night?

Polish jamalz to the rescue!

what is she?? 12 :/

Age: HOT.

"Most men even masturbate while being in a stable and health relationship" TV-Show, Coupling

Also:

gfs are problems and some of them are really fucking sneaky so u gotta look out i.e. mine sometimes if we dont fuck longer (for the obvious reasons) like to check how much cum i spray on her to see if i didnt fuck someone else


Literally blew my mind.

LOL. You should answer with an attempt to milk her to see if someone else made her pregnant

and sad..

lol, that's pretty sick :P

so you're a ghost now?

whats that obvious reason?

http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/friends/SpartakMSK
Biggest database of female (or not) quakers! GL

d1z

aw shit :\

Well hello there handsome.

thks you very much scopie ;D

<3

I need your love
I need your time
When everything's wrong
You make it right
I feel so high
I come alive
I need to be free with you tonight
I need your love

I need your love

I take a deep breath everytime I pass your door
I know you're there but I can't see you anymore
And that's the reason you're in the dark
I've been a stranger ever since we fell apart
And I feel so helpless here
Watch my eyes are filled with fear
Tell me do you feel the same
Hold me in your arms again

I need your love
I need your time
When everything's wrong
You make it right
I feel so high
I come alive
I need to be free with you tonight
I need your love

I need your love

Now I'm dreaming, will ever find you now?
I walk in circles but I'll never figure out
What I mean to you, do I belong
I try to fight this but I know I'm not that strong
And I feel so helpless here
Watch my eyes are filled with fear
Tell me do you feel the same
Hold me in your arms again

I need your love
I need your time
When everything's wrong
You make it right
I feel so high
I come alive
I need to be free with you tonight
I need your love

I need your love

All the years
All the times
You were never been to blame
And now my eyes are open
And now my heart is closing
And all the tears
All the lies
All the waste
I've been trying to make it change
And now my eyes are open

I need your love
I need your time
When everything's wrong
You make it right
I feel so high
I come alive
I need to be free

actually you don't need a girlfriend. as a certain individual from esr once said, girlfriends are useless. either you are a slave in a relationship and have sex with your girl but that's shit cause you need to be free so that's for losers. or you can choose not to get a girlfriend but rather fuck some girls on the side, but that way you get STDs cause it is known that the girls who are not your girlfriend all have STDs.

either way, it's only logical to be a virgin in your 30s.

relax.

she search boyfriend.... criteria Carmen lomama, muy guapo , moreno y muy cachas , igualito a Torbe....

This thread is only 70 comments with about ~1250 thread hits.

Heartless, you aren't trying enough.

jamerio may be on a vacation ))

Prob somewhere in Eastern Europe. =D

last I heard he was in Egypt

That's deep in Eastern Europe. The capital is Ukraine, I think.

Bets are open when the first female human beeing will be ACCEPTING Heartless shaft!

dear god

Well, that was entertaining.

.

You lost 5 kg?

yeah :(

need to eat more !

May i ask why she must play quake?

What if you find a nice and attractive woman that you like and she doesn't play quake?

not impressive and not sexcellent.....teens are tight

because i want to share my passion with her ! i want to play quake with her :>

Of course i understand that you want to play quake with her. But what i meant was, is it really that important?

If you met a woman that you liked, but she didn't play quake would you really say no to her?

yah i wouldn't say no to her ofc :D

she's already taken...

He4rtl3ss, you are good looking. Might even look better if you cut off 4-6% bodyfat (serious).

>:(

:-[[

wh?

tok.le

1. meet girl
2. right after this a 1v1 thunderstruck with her ( under the pretence of a dinner at your home)
3. if she impresses you and you see potential for more, it's worth a try

I imagine if Heartless ever becomes a dad and has a daughter, the guy who wants to marry her will first have to defeat Heartless in a 1v1 Thunderstruck CA.

omg, all of you are silly

ur standard reaction xd

no way i will read all of this

5.my head is big because i got a fucking big brain.

4.omg you ugly mofo where are your hairs ?

and how tall are you ? 1m70 ?

i'm 1m82 for 85kg of muscles. I doubt you would last any longer in a fight against me. I would break your bones with just 1 fist.

3.cause i'm a beautiful muscular man.

2.would love to go jamerio on u but dont have much time gtg do a few rounds of sparring before i leave town to fuck my hot ass gf in the forest (gonna play some little red riding hood with her)

1.gfs are problems and some of them are really fucking sneaky so u gotta look out i.e. mine sometimes if we dont fuck longer (for the obvious reasons) like to check how much cum i spray on her to see if i didnt fuck someone else

BESTEST THREDE YET!!

sold

ahaha kralju, igras li ti ql?

XTINA_RALGUERA seems your twin soul.

ts3 is great for figuring out somebody's gender.

I read two parts of random sentences on this page but i already forgot them. I'm going to close it now.

lmao

Didn't bother reading most of the posts,
But Girlfriends tend to impede your life rather than enjoy it.

but they have boobs!