2st

3rdst!

thirst?

got milk?

best protein source: goat milk (c) COOLLER

think I've heard that before -- remember my ex talking about her friend's problem with bottle feeding her baby. Her baby seemed to only like goat milk, and he WAS one strong little kid!

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Kelson plz sign up just once!

Spart1e playing?

Winning*

drinking*

*Spart1e

ENGAGEMENTrd

OPPORTUNITYth

What did I miss? :) Where is the joke in this?

G.O.A.T.st

agricultural

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how about you start posting sunday cups as a scheduled event ...

CAN'T BUT BE FIRST TO SECOND THAT

if someone explains me how

1.take a random dude
2.charge him with a routine
3.provide regular payment/compliments
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5.profit!

http://www.esreality.com/post/2455156/faceit-...pid2455171

:D?

1nd

QULA IS IN

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* smashes wall with peanus *

hahaha

* smashes wall with penis *

killer, psycher, kook, sportie, fiend, matrix, trixter, tiny_yet_brutal_horse, reagent, $teen...
...macabric massacre oncoming!

Cooller?

As George Takei would say.....



OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !

Holy fuck this might be one of the best lineups for a Sunday Cup yet.

Cypher, Cooller, Agent, Ash, Poni, Demon, Pavel, Spartie...that means the awesome matches start as early as Round-Of-Eight!

So excited I could pee. Wowsers.

ye, if only we'd get to see it..

isnt stream suppose to be up now ? isnt it sunday today ? fucking sucks that i never know what day it is and my pc calender isnt correct.. unless its 2nd Jan 2010 ?

Still no stream... :)

http://www.twitch.tv/102ash

As the Update in the post says, we're currently streaming the DH Bucharest CS:GO tournament. Once this is done we can go live with QL.

Stream for CS:GO?

http://www.twitch.tv/nipgamingtv

http://www.twitch.tv/nipgamingtv

gay ..1.6 for life

ha ha ha quake live saviour streaming cs:go :D

i'm happy faceit is streaming stuff for dreamhack, it means they are finally growing and going the right direction, doing what's good... Fuck it, it's a LIE. GIMME MY QUAKE FIX

thats what they want u to believe ... next thing we know ..faceit streams only dota2 and cs:go ..heared it here 1st ... aka GD studio II

nah they won't. I just overreacted because i needed to watch my weekly high level quake. Now i saw QLR on QLRanks and i'm feeling better already

Actually they should get rid of cs:go (piece of garbage which is way more cod than cs) and just add dota2.

give me this fckin stream!

http://www.qlranks.com/tv/

culah - twista warming up

Where is faceit? any official Information?

lol ql ranks showing eye2eye game .. only losers play that map

What? Its a great map for quick aiming warmup.

u didnt see what i did there

It's funny coz amphe is almost amphi

and because its my most played map ..think like 1.5k games or so there..amphe stands for something else though .. didnt know original was called amphi theatre only found that out like a week ago or so .. was my destiny all along

oh its on .. didnt see cause of the gg instead of the ql

http://i.imgur.com/gdQFV9w.jpg

Sums it all up.

u know watching that intro vid on twitch now ..showing the highlights of games ..makes me wonder how can any1 not love this game when they see that .. imean its fps at its finest ..this world is fucking messed up

lol shit graphics no dogs no scoping lolololol

Sup with mics? Sound aweful.

Why is there so much hate against Spart1e? He can be top 3 EU if he wants to. He is the true and only Peter Pan of quake! Give him some respect.

if he wants to .... sure bro ..sure...

Roy, could you alter the settings so it says 'playing quake live'? I can't view the stream on the disgusting twitch android app unless it's attached to a game...

Much appreciated!

Yeah sorry, got reset for some reason :/

Thanks!

If i were a girl, I would tickle ddk's ears and say silently: give your proteins to me baby.

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http://i.imgur.com/1O0af7M.png

This map voting system killed NA duel.

There's never anyone playing.

Here's a list of shit that should be restricted/pay for and instead let maps and modes be free.


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NO WARMUP. ya bitches you heard that right, fuck that shit.
You wanna shoot around or fix your sensitivity? use fucking practice mode son.

What I mean is, you join a server and join the team and you are in ghost mode - with a message saying, 'you will spawn when game is starting

So the other guy who has prem is able to shoot around like normal, but your ass is going in cold, to whatever game mode.

Yes I know - this is fucking BULLSHIT. However it is so annoying that it would force people to buy prem - but won't break the game
too much? (maybe)

NO Accuracy STATS - You still get awards for shit, but all accuracy stats are disabled, even in game with +acc. And you still get wins/loss/ratio


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Warmup mode
- Ability to 'switch' a standard player out of the game and join the game (before the game starts) So when game is in warmup mode, you can switch out 1 of those standard fucks and take his spot.

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Ability to /callvote mode ON THE SERVER.

Fuck moving to other servers to change the modes, you got a good group of people that just finished a TDM game? LETS CALLVOTE FUCKING CTF AND GO AT IT.

Ability to 'reserve' a spot for 10 seconds.
Like when you join a team mode and you want to play but it is filled. After the game is finished - if there is a spot empty - it will be reserved for you for 10 seconds. (it is based on who joined the server first with PRO account)

(you can still remove standard players)


DAMN SONS GET ON THIS SHIT>

I bet everyone this post was intended for read it and took your comments to heart. I imagine we'll see some big changes in QL soon because of this post, so thank you for your contribution.

Just to summarize your important points for those that tldr'd it:
NA
NO WARMUP
BULLSHIT
NO
STATS
PREMIUM
PRO
ON THE SERVER
LETS CALLVOTE FUCKING CTF AND GO AT IT
PRO
DAMN SONS GET ON THIS SHIT>

(this assumes that you EMPHASIZED the important points)

I've posted variations of this shit since 2009, nobody ever listens to me :(

Would it be appropriate to equate you to a minister that is preaching to the choir?

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mythik00: hey I just met you... and this is pOni, but here's my LG, so call me maybe

mobile_low only quality setting which is not lagging for me. GG Twitch!

source is workign pretty good here, even when using a VPN. minor lags only like twice a game.

toxicity guaranteed loss for cooller?

ohhhhh the pro caster skill prediction...

you just can't predict cooller! that said!

I like the fact that casters always looks like real men and wear shirts and ties. Its look so professional (for example in moba games they are always in gay/childlike tshirts).

rød grøt med fløte

How someone with the fighting skills of agent can compete with the best is still beyond me.

~1870 viewers... not bad!

1864 now

2050!

I wonder if the people that use livestreamer are included in that number. personally I would love to support them by watching through the twitch ads but if I can't get a smooth stream with decent quality any other way, it's livestreamer and mobile_high for me.

Run a browser in the background on lowest quality so it plays the ads. Support those hard workin mofos!!

not the worst of ideas

yeah, i've had worse, and i'm sure others have as well

:/

School preparation..

2500 at the end. Compared to Zotac Cup back in the days it has 4-5 times more viewers.

today was DH bucharest @ CSGO, finals got ~20k max... faceit picked up LoL, so numbers for faceit will jump, I am just hoping they won't drop QL in near future :(
FPS games are doomed :(

fps games are doomed because lithuanians dodge DH

except for fire_bot

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I was in DH 2 times and I was in swe few more times, nothing new to see , I met rapha, cooller and other old/new quake players, nothing new to expierence. I was waiting for stermy's lan in ITALY for some time now, I woud love to visit it. I will talk with LoL team from ltu, if they are going, maybe I will come...

so you will go to DHW2013 yes!!==!!)!=")!?=)!"==)?!"

Lol, so You r attending Lans to meet your idols instead of showing some good quake actions? R U dumb?

don't be a bitch

lithuanians love bitches

Not everybody was aware cooller was back otherwise there would have been much more specs. A cypher cooller final can draw 5k easy.

gj casters talking about irrelevant crap and missing out on some epic moments.

I wasnt paying attention to ddk and ischju this whole entire time i was paying attention to dat tv

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Isn't DDK always on the left and the guest commentator on the right? Why did they change?

wat

I think only ins was on the right.

dats rite

Yes sorry it's me being totally wrong here. It is the way it's always been.

IGNORANCE!

the left pc is the streaming rig (pov of the stream) while right (ddk) has the ability to switch povs all the time, check skype to figure out ips, infos and what not.

Only because of your constant little-girl-like actions toward me do I feel obligated to point out how useless this comment is. Say something useful/interesting/funny or keep your mouth shut, little girl.

If you say so, "Mister I kicked a really good player out of my server because he was beating me 10 to -1"

Not useful/interesting/funny or even relevant....

So rather than spewing irrelevant crap, are you ever just going to duel me like a normal person? Or will you just continue keeping a safe distance, talking shit in ESR, and holding a stupid grudge that only a little girl could hold for longer than a week?

I will once i get a new monitor...

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NA sign ups:

rapha, chance, sparks, whaz

cooller pls T_T

"im gonna dutch"

wow dat final

ggs

HOW DID CYPEHR STAY ALIEV?!@$

Incredible final , omg if only cooller , cypher, rapha and evil will go to DreamHack ^^.

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Please go to DH PLEASE!!!!!:P

toxicity delivers yet again at the very last.

GG

https://twitter.com/indacypher/status/379315028840570880

it hasn't really delivered enough to state "yet again" imo... more often than not it brings what is otherwise an extremely intense final to an anticlimatic roflstomping finish.

hes so right

so who go to facey finala in 2 weeks ? !? (will be easyto say it after the last cup on stream ) : >

need to do kelkulatieans when I have time

hehe lolo

So cooller won?
Closed the stream when he was something like 12-5 down and 2 mins remaining...

cypher won by 1 frag at toxi , 3-2 at maps !

watch vod, amazing tox

lol raffer

what happened, I missed it.

things got a bit unexpectedly ugly on t7

EUROPEAN FACEIT SUMMER #9 VODS with timestamped links :

http://www.esportsfrance.com/actualites/31020/

Amazing European tourney, i only managed to catch the semis and finals but all really good games.

Such a shame that there's only a couple of really good players signing up to the NA cups since Qcon, every week seems to be Rapha >>>>> Chance >>>>> the rest.

so what's the final rankings for the Summer season? seems like Rapha is going again from NA.

Yes, it's him for sure

We're not flying a US player to Europe this season :(

Will there be a yearly final? Will one NA player be flown by facey?

Ooohhh so much good action.. ggs

Stream is fluid on my twich app using my ipad. Medium quality on my PC keeps lagging.

But anyway, some great matches yesterday!

Summer Season top 8 (players need to be confirmed):
1 | cypher | 92
2 | ash | 90
3 | agent | 70
4 | p0ni | 60
5 | evil | 36
6 | baksteen | 34
7 | pavel | 30
8 | tox | 30

TOX TOX TOX

cooller? ((

He's fumbling around somewhere with 22 points. Breaking a finger and not playing for the entire season is apparently not the best idea. :()

Very sad cause hes on great shape, hopping some player cant participate and hes chosen as replacement.

Yeah, I had the same thought, but there are four players with more points than him so I doubt he'd be first choice.

Who am I kidding, Cooller is always first choice!

if only he had won that toxicity yesterday.. ;)

but he won our hearts (which he already owned anyway)

This is what invites are for. Cooller = viewers.

Cooller could be equal only to Cooller.

and DatSheffy

shouldn't it be a top7? The 8th is raffer isn't he?

Read #126. It happened once desn't mean you should take if for granted.

Guess I know what i'm watching tonight!

Hey, is it possible to watch Twitch VODs on an iPad? Is there any way around the "Need fucking Flash to show video" thingy?

have the same problem with android. tried the twitch app but it won't show vods

Download photon. Its a browser with flash, its quite shit but it works..

Great, I'll try that!

Youtube vods + demos here http://www.esreality.com/post/2480302/faceit-...ods-demos/

FARMIT jam by ischju

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkgOlUnQx5U

OMG, those are cheatless... :)

Thanks for youtube, highly appreciated.

Before the finals they were talking about some 15-minutes movie from Quakecon, did I miss it, or it wasn't streamed at all?

waiting approval from ID

id

damn... i missed it this sunday!!! just when it was cypher vs cooler :(...
fuckit im watching the vods at work... if i get fired it your fault F A C E IIIIYYYY

Yammy jammy for mai tammy...

sounds dirty

That's because it's all natural...