ztn 4 sure

ztn > ur mum

ztn < turds

That's 30000 minutes of time played which is 500 hours. Now imagine what would happen if you have invested it into guitar lessons or learning programming for instance?

int main(){

cout<<"You would have invested 500 hours in guitar lessons or learning programming." ;

System("pause");
return 0;

}

You forgot a linefeed or a flush so I'm not sure that would display anything :/ and what is System?

i'm gay

That was on puropose not right, the right one will incude:



#include <iostream>
Using namespace std;

Int main() {

Cout<<"I like ananas";

}

That's the simpliest code ever, I didn't write about libs just because I tought it was obvious..

Also, system pause, pauses the console and waits for an input to close the console.

Ouch gg!

That one wouldn't even compile (and not even because of the "libs").

gg no re

Tell me why Mr.

Or you want me to prove that it works?

Here we go,

Ouch gg!

why pineapple?

why is there life?

You cheated and changed the case of the C.

error: 'Cout' was not declared in this scope

No I didn't, I'm using DevC++ just use the lib <iostream> and don't forget about "using namespace std".

There is no cheat.. :(

By the way, it's "pineapple". Yes, it's sad.

I see! Thanks for the correction :) !

Damn! I expected something with a way more critical style in German..

Like... I don't know.. AZTUNGFIELENGZELD!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVwZmROjALU

You wrote "Int main" in your original post (in the screenshot you've changed the case). So I was right, it wouldn't have compiled.

I've just 3-0'd you

Ouch blyad zomg gg suka harosh !!!

I wrote it this morning from my phone.

My keyboard has Auto Capital Letter at the beginning of every sentence. Once again it was my fault thinking that it was OBVIOUS.

But once again... you just proved that I need to explain everything. Even the simpliest code ever made, even if it was just a joke.

Anyway, I didn't mean to compile any program and I had no interests on making that code work. It was just a simple code to answer that drammatic guy in an "ironical" way.

But in the end I proved that I know how to write that code (which again is probably the simpliest example ever: "Hello World").

So Sir, have fun with your "WIN" (.. again "win"), I'm sure you will be drastically happy now !!

Um... Never mind

For sure I won't :)

Have a nice day Sir :) !

Sure, but overall look at how many months I have playtime on my account. And then consider that I am playing quake since 2000. If I would guess, I probably spent over half a year, if not more in total play time playing quake.

That might sound sad but its not like I dont have a job, girlfriend, travelled the word, studied abroad, and so on...

show off

>bragging with trivial shit
>not bragging with his farm

ISCHJUU PLS

=/

Don't forget talking about farm work and animals.

I hate milking cows. Its boring and when you pre-milk them they want to kick you. Also cows like to take a shit while you milk them. Not cool


// Off topic

i was happy with u not answering this bullshit, no im still happy but not as much as before

It's your hobby, no need to justify! ;)

I only have around 630 since qlranks... it didn't really create any incentive for me O_o

I just play duel cause its an accessible DM mode to play vs a friend or a good player out there randomly. TDM is 1000x funner but its not played as much so you gotta settle for duel a lot. FFA rules also but the quality of players is so low its just not enjoyable. CTF is boring as fuck and ca is for kids... so its DUEL.. here and there :D

Qlranks made a difference in quake live. Funny thing about every player is. Everyone is saying "I dont care about elo, fuck elo". I wish:) everybody care about elo. Anyway, now make another 3k duels:)

I donated to QLRanks so as to get autocrawled and updated immediately.

I like the ELO system and I support what it means to the QL community.

But I don't care about ELO in the sense that it indefinately signifies and reflects my skill.

Almost everyone cares about ELO in one way or another, but saying "I don't care about ELO" could also be a way of saying it isn't the end-all be-all in terms of defining skill in numbers.

Less pew pew, more moo moo.

I once had to keep the vagina of the cow open with my fingers. It was really tight and really hard to do it. Its really slippery and when the calve out its really insane how much pressure it puts on the muscles etc. Its better than cutting the itthough because then you have to call the vet.

I need your expert advice. Is that possible?

Aww... So sweet! :)

If you know what "palpation" means then it makes sense. If I read correctly, two people had both of her arms in a cow. I am not sure this is that easy as it sounds but is definitely possible.

that looks intense

ah 4chan. a heaven sent creation

i play duel to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

7/10

why so low?:<

its perfect quote in perfect thread :<

Huligany

7.5/10

why did u give me 0,5 more points than city?

half-gay ?

Because you used "lamentation".

I've played a total of 930 duels since 2009.

:(

you mean 036 since 6005

seriously, why isn´t there a single sodomy related comment on this topic?

http://www.esreality.com/post/2495601/just-fi...pid2495622

Because this is a serious topic.

awful fact: whenever ishju stops playing, the cow and the goat get nervous and try to escape

Here's me, avg hobby player in US with only few hrs play time a week.

ctf is dead
tdm is barely alive, and not that attractive

thinking i should try 1v1
Checking first known person - 35 duels a day on maps i never heard of

f this, ca it is

Yeah because it takes so long to learn a map. Play a couple of games vs some bots, then you know where all the armors are, BOOM! You're ready to play.

how wrong

...or you could just put a bit of effort into it, try it for a while and if you still hate it after a few weeks, go back to that CA garbage.

And how the fuck did this become a thread about cows again?

http://tinyurl.com/pt2x9ob

ammuu!

Cows(e) it's a cool thing to talk about cows!

M O O L L E R
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yeah i remember so much of that adrenaline when you're losing in last seconds, my god, you just can't describe that feelings, there isn't anything beside quake that would provide me such deep emotions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

lol tl;still watcheded

SONG NAME?

Lorfa is afraid of Cyriak

Who isn't? :)

Competitive Quake should have a heart rate monitor

They used to have one at either eswc or wcg on the big screens

rapha the android would never allow it.

What about a Prayer meter and a Divine Intervention meter?

second one - over 9000

let's have the dreamhack final played in the midst of a séance as rapha's purity of genius will expel the dark forces. unless evil is his opponent, in which case they will surely find a host.

rapha after dreamhack:

Now waiting for "Just finished my 3000th FACEIT co-cast" thread.