How can someone hack OBVIOUSLY but be so bad he fails terribly against other random players?

I have no idea, It was just weird how he locked on to somebody 1:43 and then runs away like nothing happened

This was hilarious and sad at the same time :(

Song was good, have a plus.

=)

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Imagine how easily accessible hacks are If someone that bad is using one and still failing :/
Imagine how many other people are cheating :/

yep :/

This wasn't exactly a humanized aimbot. Don't think anyone is using this particular hack because they would get busted pretty fast, just as this guy.

Checked his profile he still isn't banned ;/

Maybe id guys are too busy working on the standalone thingie.

I think it was someone letting their 5 year old or w/e play, and had the aimbot on to help them hit stuff.

Perhaps they themselves use an aimbot and just left it on. Shrug.

They should actually have some sort of a magnetic aim like they do on consoles like on call of duty for example, however when that's enabled it should be unranked match, it'll give the new starters some semblance of "security" in learning the game. It's also as if 90% of quake players play with a wireless keyboard and mouse with 24 sensitivity, it hurts to watch and that's why I rate this video 10/10.

standard.

i like the song

same haha

Oh my. Playing with a bot and still getting destroyed must feel really humiliating. 2:30 was absolutely hilarious. :D

e: I think Lorfa is on to something, this really seems like someone playing the game for the very first time.

He was registered Sept. 02, 2013, I've seen him around by then

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yes, think Lorfa is spot on, its probaly a kid.
Still, its a big problem with cheaters today.. so many times u experience weird feeling of reading your game even if u change drastically or even with best defence positions u get caught when u silent moving or turning back against a angle.
in all honors to game sence many are very good, but u get it when people are good reading your moves correctly honest ,
and when people are just to eager and going for it that makes no sence(bad positions , low stacks, wrong weapon(midrange rail) and still get u caught off and hit 100%.

"rare"

lulz

Sorry. I don't see anything condemning. This player clearly has raw talent regarding aim. Maybe he is just new, coming from a game like CS or BF? You can tell by the mouse movements that he isn't hacking. It's not like aiming in Quake is hard, especially compared to a game like CS. Quake is 90% strafe aiming, anyway. This is legit.

i figured, now that i know

Perhaps you should ask his brother to make a vid of him while he's playing Quake.

But then ofcourse that vid would be overwritten by a random vid his brother made of the house.

Or ask him to go to LAN. In which he would reply he would go, but then suddenly he can't due [ ] reason.

Or ask him to send demo after beating a strong player. In which he replies he will, but then suddenly has mailbox problems.

But then again, everyone who beats him is a blatant hacker, so that makes him no hacker.


Right?

Incidents mein freund,incidents,

You can't be SERIOUS?

right?

:-[[

I know what you mean, when I first started Quake I could keep my mouse taped on the pad and use A - D only to aim, at first it seemed ridiculous, but then when I saw that my accuracy was over 50% and that the other players were also amazed I just dumped a load right on my chair. It was smelly, but, because I was so curious I kept playing, people wanted to understand what was going on, they all switched to spec, I had bad movements indeed, that is because of my past playing only CS, BF and things like that, not important. I heard they made many posts on a website called RSE something like that, I didn't see it, but they accused me, anyway. The thing is I tried to convince everyone that I was a legit player, which I am by the way, but due to the amount of bad luck I usually have many things happened to me (someone stole my camera my phone and my cam recorder during one night right after I fell asleep, my pc died suddenly without any reason, couldn't take screenshots and send demos, I was invited to play in 30 different LAN and they were all paid for me, but then 30 people in my family tragically died each time a LAN occurred, people asked me to recover the hard drive, of course I tried but the guy in the store who was in charge of doing it suddenly disappeared, it was announced in the newspaper in my city, but I also tried to prove that but the newspaper factory burnt down so now nobody around can deliver a copy, ah what a life).

Yeah, exactly.


Reminds me of that one time I beat that 2300 elo player from Sweden, that doesn't hit harder than somebody else's brother, but still hits very hard nonetheless. I beat him quite convincingly, coming from CS and being only 15 years old I had no idea what was happening to me. People were screaming on chat that I was hacking. But ofcourse I wasn't. The fact that I was hitting 50+ LG vs someone thats supposedly the best aimer in the game (except than the guy that's someones brother obviously) wasn't helping either.

So I was asked to send a demo, which I couldn't because my mailbox had died. Then my brother tried to make a vid of me while I'm playing. Unfortunately that vid dissapeared because he overwrote it with a random vid he made of the bathroom where he was shaving his pubes. As I was browsing ESR where countless accusations were made, I stumbled across a czech LAN; I decided to tell all these filthy nerds that I would attend that one, but not to play, just to visit. The latter would absolutely confirm my legitness, right? But nope, I decided last minute I couldn't go, because the pubeshaving brother decided he had to shave his pubes yet again on LAN-day. This made me really sad. In fact, it made me so sad that I decided to accuse everyone that beats me of cheats. Like that one guy 'Reyka/mc_vagina/damage/dimkK (almost same amount of fakes as I have)' who hits harder than coollers granddad in q2. This made no sense at all, but I did it anyways. That should teach the ESR folks.

So nowadays I just decide to troll people ingame. I just hold back (even against the top 10 players) and let them beat me with big margins. After this I just scream and shout and tell they suck and use WH's and toggles and whatnot. After this little queue of accusations I decide to re and beat them with 20:0. Lol, fucking noobs. Reminds me of that one day I only hit 41%LG, what a sickening little pissnoob I was that day.


But by God, please don't ask me to go to LAN's though. I have flightphobia (seriously!!!) and my parents don't give me permission to go. As a matter of fact; they are absolutely fine with me playing 10 hours a day, but going on a trip with my brothers would be an absolute disaster, since I have 30 brothers (getting a VISA for all of them is a pain in the ass).

Also: K1llsen is a dirty fucking wallhacker. I have a demo where he predicts me coming from a corridor. Don't ask me how all my demo's dissapeared except this one, but it's proof. I sent it to idSoftware. Enjoy your ban, nazi scum.

Maybe we can convince you to take just your 3 favorite brothers with you and play a CA or TDM vs iC. Should be easy for you and your brothers ... online.

Yeah but only if pw protected server. My brother doesn't like to play with specs :(.

Is this because he is very conscious about his bad movement? Or is he concerned that someone might figure out his super secret aim-technique?

Sometimes I don't know what to think Alborz
Your seriousness is questionable :/

8-/

pfffff ouch ouch ouch

lol faget ur just jelly of dat guys supreme reflexes and hand eye coordinations

and 90percent strafeaim 60% of the time hitting everything 50% of the time with 50% lg.

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