I was once asked to pick a couple of records for an interview I was doing on Radio 2. I picked one by Will Oldham and one by Joanna Newsome. Someone on the production phoned me to say that I couldn’t have either record because they were ‘too alternative’ and could I just pick two from their playlist. Now, personally, I think Radio 2’s listeners would dig both Joanna Newsome and Will Oldham if they heard their records, and that the fact they don’t get to hear them contributes to the cultural wasteland we live in. I told them that I’d been to see Joanna Newsome in the Albert Hall a couple of weeks before and it had been sold out. How could she be ‘too alternative’? I asked if Desert Island Discs was chosen from a playlist, and they told me it was, but maybe they were fucking with me.

‘Alternative’ and ‘mainstream’ aren’t strictly to do with whether things are popular or minority interest. They are ideological labels. Someone like Joe Pasquale would be called ‘mainstream’ and regularly pops up on TV, but would play the smaller end of the touring-theatre circuit. If Joanna Newsome can sell out the Albert Hall, why can’t she get played on Radio 2? I would argue that it’s because her work is too layered, challenging and interesting. Think about that. What you get to hear about is filtered, and not filtered to get rid of useless cunts like Joe Pasquale, but of things that might enrich your life.