Why do people still lie on the internet

and how do you even internet!?

How do people get so bored on the internet they derive pleasure from this kind of posts

because he/they hate themselves

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And i thought Zhu was desperate

have you ever tried to tie your dick in a knot? it gets pretty hard

mind blowing

actually a decent play on words :)

I did that once...
Used a 'fireman's chair knot' if I remember correctly.
Then I watched a porn movie.
It was a really cool experience back then.

I've been to St. Petersburg twice in my life.

do you dance with the stars too

people like cmss should look up to you!

yeah totally.

lets pray to our god Cooller for this to happen.

Jump for a train, best solution for all of us

http://i.imgur.com/2OCb9Wg.gif

Someone who skips legs day can't be that awesome and with great results in the gym. :S

it's not that he skips them, he just doesn't do them in the first place.

hitsu - pics of your "pro athele level results" or we'll (continue to) laughing at you and not taking a single thing you say seriously

so you can jerkoff to my 60cm biceps?

no way

hahahahahaha (continued laughing at you, nerd)

you can't possibly be serious, Chickenlegs :P

ill give you simple brotip, dude.

doing legs is wasting time you could spend on benching. how long you will expose them? few months in summer? lol thats all.

now, big chest and arms are the most important, cause people will notice how big they are for whole year.


and regarding jerking off to muscular guys: i dno, maybe fegets like you. i bet you cant keep ur hands off cock by just thinking of how muscular and manly i am. sorry, this biscuit is for ladies only

sack of hammers

ok, keep being skinny/fat gay nerd, jerking off to vin diesel and the rock

lol'd

p.s. who jerks off to pics of a dude's biceps? weird that you'd even think of that!

I'm in the same boat. Constantly dealing with people not as awesome as you is really tiring.

I'm thinking about building a raft and becoming my own cast-away.

Start comparing yourself with yourself at different points in time.
And start comparing your improvement over time to improvements you did in a similar timespan before.

this redefines masturbation!

Let's recap - you like to drink, you have sex with women, and you work out = being Joe Average somehow translates as "awesome" to you. lol

no. thats what you would like to do in your dream skinny/fat nerd.


i drink finest bevereges(like cristal) till i pass out, then wake up next to 2 super hot girls(somehow always blonde&redhead :S). then i go to gym and bench 150kg on hangover.

and when i get back i get jelly msgs from nerds like you, only proving how awesome i am.

:-D

Yeah I guess. Can't stand cristal tho. :/

Cristal's reputation has been spoiled by peasants who know fuck all about champagne and assume it's a "finest beverage" cos they heard Jay-Z rap about it. You at least could have pretended to drink Veuve Clicquot :c

actually i took it from 4rooms by tarantino

Good movie!

depends on the room :D

but regardless of it, roth's role was a masterpiece

They were all Roth's rooms c:

imo, the only reason why u should be cleaning furnaces at auschwitz isnt what ur doing, it's how ur doing it

and then, H1tSuL3sS was born.

twice the delusion of grandeur, half the ca skill all wrapped in a cunning troll disguise.

yea i know, im fucking awesome.

but i wanna it to end :S

zhuicide?

hitsuicide

so do we

Ditttto

:p

If you need to convince people you're awesome

you're not awesome.

internet skinny/fat nerds are not people

So blunt.

Two replies and 0 plusses? What's going on man?

Hardcore recession.

So you cant handle a drink so you pass out next to the same playboys with a blond And a redhead And then go to the gym to meet other simple minded dumbbels....

jelly much?

Yea i honostly dont know how i could move on.

hit the bench

is hitsu jamerio's stereotype douchebag alter ego?

how can these threads be real if our eyes arent real

SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

shhh no tears, only dreams.

hitsu is just a bad troll. he tries hard and he is persistent but in the end of the day he is only 3rd league. heartless would have hit frontpage with a post like that

yeah, but heartless would anwser to every single comment :b

because he knows what dedication means.

ok, but does he bench?

dont you know hes 2m tall and 120kg of pure muscle? he will fuck u up mate.

120 kg pure muscle?

u must be kidding me :)))

heartless is no joke