Pretty weak april fool jokes this year. If I was Cypher, I'd make a retirement post on twitter after losing to evil 3-0 and nobody would know if it's serious or not hehe
haircut: cutting or shaving of hair in such a way, that a monkey could not do it. But nvm I wish I had the headshape to just wear very short hair, the eastern european style.
Thanks for clearing that up for me!