You missed a few ESR memes:

Thou shalt look at top left
Thou shalt at least hit a solid 9% rail
Thou shalt agree that Jamerio is fat

Jamerio is poor, not fat.

Probably both heh.

Jonesy is fat

There is only one esr meme ;)

Thou shalt not use crosshair.

Thou shalt not use timenudge, for it kinda aims for thee.

Thou shalt not go full retard on ESR forums

Thou shalt not ragequit.

Hey, wow wow wow... Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Thou shall not respect cmss.

cooller is a match throwing fraud who lost all credibility when he admitted he threw matches

when did this happen?

CPL 06 winter

Cooller.

Who's arrw again?

z4muz' little brother, hits harder than

OH FUCK THAT SHIT

Thou shalt respect the paco.

No.

Thou shalt use whole integers.

I will not use WHOLE INTEGERS!!!!

N E V E R
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V
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Thou shalt go spectator when imbalanced teams.

Thou shalt start retarded threads on ESR.

now all we need is a few appropriate prayers


Cooller which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy nickname,
Thy QL2.0 come,
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in heaven of esports.
Give us this day our daily Quake,
Forgive us our camping,
As we forgive those, who camp against us,
And lead us not into bad situations,
But deliver us from spawnrape,
For yours is the Railgun,
The Shaft and the Quad Damage,
For ever.
Amen

church every sunday before faceit show

rol'd

^this.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti,

translated,

In the name of Keel, Tank Jr. and Crash.

Comment of the year?

'Cooller is god'.

No.

Cooller.

Now there was a day when the sons of Cooller came to present themselves before the MASTER, and Evil came also among them. And the MASTER said unto Evil, whence comest though? Then Evil answered the MASTER, and said, from going to and fro in the ZTN, and from walking up and down in it.

How could you equal cooller to a mere god?

My point exactly. :)

I've been in this game for years, it made me a animal
There's rules to this shit, MassMan wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your flags pushed back

Rule Nombre Uno: never let no one know
How much armor you hold cause you know
The red breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up

Number 2: never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know Quads move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips

Number 3: never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Green Keeled and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up

Number 4: I know you heard this before
"Always get high on your health supply"

Number 5: never sell no flag where you rest at
I don't care if EFC want a pounce, tell 'em bounce!

Number 6: looking for help on reddit? Dead it
You think a crackhead helpiing you back, shit son forget it!

7: this rule is so underrated
Keep your team and enemy colours separated
Red and Green don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit

Number 8: never keep all the guns on you!
Your mates can squeeze those cells, and can kill too

Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me:
If you ain't gettin' good stay the fuck from ESReality
If niggas think you bitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'

Number 10: a strong word called "timing"
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got a timer, say "hell no!"
Cause they gon' want they that quad rain sleet hail snow

Follow these rules you'll have mad frags to break up
If not, 24 years on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your framerates shake up

xeroswayre you like biggie of esr now man

Had chills up to number three reading It in my head with biggies music with it.

Thou shalt SPRAYIN' CUM EVERYWHERE

everywhereeeeeee!

Thou shalt not evoke the shaman of team death match?

Thou shalt not play Dota !

Thou shalt when in doubt =]

I know im wrong when reading i notice i broke 3 out of the first 4

I know im wrong when reading i notice i broke 3 out of the first 4

only by shooting the green robot until it dies can your soul be redeemed

Thou shalt push lg you sukka!