ESR - Things Quake players don't say

<< Comment #1 @ 13:25 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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ihve

"he totally didn't warp"

"i'd really appreciate that if they didn't play ztn for once"

"race is a welcome modernization of defrag"

"clan arena is a refreshing and intellectually demanding gametype"

Edited by ihve at 13:26 CDT, 7 April 2014

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<< Comment #2 @ 13:31 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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vinkieee

Nice frag.

You are better then me.

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<< Comment #16 @ 14:23 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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!nFerNo - Reply to #2

People don't say "ns" anymore?

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<< Comment #82 @ 10:34 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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gluttony - Reply to #16

I often see guys says "ns" for shotgun frags last standing CA
:D

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<< Comment #170 @ 16:14 CDT, 11 April 2014 >>

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amalik - Reply to #16

I say "ns" when I make a good shot.
It's good to let people know sometimes.

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<< Comment #172 @ 12:34 CDT, 12 April 2014 >>

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ihve - Reply to #170

so i bet you don't write much in chat.

BURN

<< Comment #3 @ 13:32 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Retribution

"please spectate until another player joins server"

"you have better aim"

"1v1 theatre of pain"

"ELO is a good thing"

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<< Comment #5 @ 13:40 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #3

"Zoom is a great feature"

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<< Comment #4 @ 13:38 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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goodbye_world

"gg"

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<< Comment #6 @ 13:44 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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atfab

"i actually have good internet connection, good game man"

"you have good LG skills man"

"nice rail accuracy bro"

"i convinced your NOT a cheater"

"no hax, i believe you"

"my aim sucks, your better"

<< Comment #7 @ 13:45 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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hitsu

agent is such a great player

<< Comment #8 @ 13:51 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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megaman3

theres no bugs in quake

<< Comment #27 @ 14:54 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Anonymous (79.185.90.172)

play less promode

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<< Comment #9 @ 13:55 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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T1E

"have a long nice and fulfilling life"

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<< Comment #102 @ 18:53 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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butcher_kgp - Reply to #9

quake aint star trek nigga.

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<< Comment #10 @ 13:59 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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goodbye_world

Quake Live is so innovative compared to Quake 3. It's easy to see the developers put a lot of time and effort into it. I can't wait for Quake Live 2.0 if it is anything like the progressive leap between Quake 3 and Quake Live.

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<< Comment #51 @ 19:09 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Nuked User - Reply to #10

* N U K E D *

<< Comment #54 @ 23:11 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Anonymous (79.168.62.163) - Reply to #10

you're on a roll

<< Comment #11 @ 14:04 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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ihve

hitsu is a great guy!!

<< Comment #12 @ 14:09 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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sonic

"these new maps are great"

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<< Comment #13 @ 14:15 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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qwih

CS:GO is entertaining and exciting
I love dota

<< Comment #14 @ 14:17 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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gienon

"Those are seeds, not groups."

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<< Comment #15 @ 14:19 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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higgs

"lf 4v4 tdm pcw pm"

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<< Comment #17 @ 14:25 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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!nFerNo

/callvote stay InFerNo

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<< Comment #18 @ 14:26 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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qwih

that's a very skillfull move

<< Comment #19 @ 14:29 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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function9

"I really hope next year we get to see more mini games and hear more from Tim Willits."

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<< Comment #20 @ 14:31 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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qwih

i'm happy to have this etherosexual and smart newcomer in my team, so i can make him fall in love with quake and we'll have a bigger and better community

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<< Comment #21 @ 14:36 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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*creep

"I'm a man quaker"

"I'm too sober"

"Wow! Cool you survived 3 rockets in the face (lolca)"

"Orbb is best poni."

"I admit, I'm a cheater."

"Pls don't die in anal cancer"

"Where is the nadelauncher on this map!??!"

"I actually happen to have 100 other accounts"

"I'm stacking my team so I can win easy and get nice stats on my profile because I'm a noob. I also have 100 other accounts."

"*teamchat* pls camp more pillars with your great 33 percent rail, else we will for sure lose (lolca)"

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<< Comment #23 @ 14:43 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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ihve - Reply to #21

"pls don't die in anal cancer"

my favorite!! haha

<< Comment #22 @ 14:41 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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cityy

"I'm really happy CS:GO is growing and I think it's gonna help FPS esports extend in general."

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<< Comment #41 @ 17:04 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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zb0t - Reply to #22

Didn't some people from here say that? xD

<< Comment #42 @ 17:22 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #41

Then they don't qualify as Quake players.

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<< Comment #70 @ 08:13 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Nukm - Reply to #41

well its certainly the most successful monetization of a shooter, it wont directly help any other game but overall its probably a good thing because it will encourage future development

<< Comment #135 @ 11:52 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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takesix - Reply to #70

the most successful monetization of a shooter

I'm afraid that award has been won by Team Fortress 2 a long time ago. Still, valve monetization is best monetization.

<< Comment #150 @ 18:38 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Nukm - Reply to #135

well the tf2 environment is much more casual and im not sure how much it would apply to a competitive arena shooter but you're right. (tf2 has a crazy good revenue per user / http://www.superdataresearch.com/blog/mmo-arpu/)

Edited by Nukm at 18:39 CDT, 9 April 2014

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Rothaarig3 - Reply to #22

i would puke saying that xD

<< Comment #24 @ 14:43 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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malk_

Can't wait for new features.

There is no skill in primary school maths.

<< Comment #25 @ 14:44 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul

"Your timer goes in the right direction, good job Zoot!"

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<< Comment #28 @ 14:54 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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sonic - Reply to #25

Edited by sonic at 14:54 CDT, 7 April 2014

<< Comment #147 @ 18:09 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Laskiy - Reply to #25

Not cool dude...

<< Comment #26 @ 14:52 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Dammaj

"I don't care about stats i play for fun only"
"Please don't come bridge"
"your mother is a good woman"

Edited by Dammaj at 14:54 CDT, 7 April 2014

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<< Comment #29 @ 14:54 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #26

"We were all at bridge last round, great job guys!"

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<< Comment #30 @ 14:58 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Dammaj

"My team is full of great players"

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<< Comment #31 @ 15:07 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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pacmanpl

"sieg heil" oh wait...

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<< Comment #34 @ 15:27 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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aeoL - Reply to #31

gg Churchill

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<< Comment #32 @ 15:21 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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mammon

disrespect the paco

cooller worst player ever

bottom right

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<< Comment #40 @ 16:50 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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wrong person - Reply to #32

bottom right :D:D:D:DD:S:DS:ADSDASd

<< Comment #60 @ 03:14 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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d1z ' - Reply to #32

pretty undignified 9% rail by matrox innit

<< Comment #33 @ 15:27 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Klijngsor

"I can wait until after the game with my cigarette."
"Okay we can start, because I'm not rolling a joint right now."

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<< Comment #35 @ 15:33 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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goodbye_world - Reply to #33

Those people are so cool. I will always remember the weight of their words before going AFK for ten minutes or more, forcing me to reevaluate my life, though deep down I knew I could never be as cool as they.

Edited by hello_world at 15:37 CDT, 7 April 2014

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<< Comment #154 @ 19:47 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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doped - Reply to #35

hahaha wtf ))

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crea* ' - Reply to #35

I will always remember kickvote after 30 seconds

<< Comment #36 @ 15:45 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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G4rlock

'i love counterstrike'

<< Comment #37 @ 16:02 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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danstar

sup afro-americans

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<< Comment #38 @ 16:03 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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melechesh '

+forward faggot

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<< Comment #39 @ 16:04 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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twister

brain only

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<< Comment #43 @ 17:24 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul

"All-maps wonder."
"Rocket-whore"

Edited by FlashSoul at 17:30 CDT, 7 April 2014

<< Comment #44 @ 17:38 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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rehepapp

do intelegent (c) vanbka

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<< Comment #45 @ 17:46 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Pawulon

-ztn

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<< Comment #46 @ 17:48 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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losty

"i sincerely hope no illnesses or high speed automobile collisions befall you."

<< Comment #47 @ 18:14 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Dammaj

"I love my connection"

<< Comment #48 @ 18:17 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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kk-super_koziol.pl

'man i had so much sex today'

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<< Comment #55 @ 23:37 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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qr - Reply to #48

Ah beat me to it. Actually, I was surprised no one said anything like this yet.

<< Comment #171 @ 19:55 CDT, 11 April 2014 >>

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MK12 - Reply to #48

I'd correct it to 'man I've had TOO much sex today' :D

<< Comment #49 @ 18:36 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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Anonymous (213.47.47.124)

quake what? fucking warsow clone

<< Comment #50 @ 18:48 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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tom - Reply to #49

lookin forward to that next warsow update

<< Comment #52 @ 21:04 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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XpArTy

Zhu died

...

<< Comment #53 @ 21:31 CDT, 7 April 2014 >>

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XpArTy

cl_timenudge doesn't make you warp, as it is all clientside. In fact, the user is susceptible to experiencing other players exhibit warping, contrary to what a lot of players believe

<< Comment #56 @ 00:20 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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yoyoman

all aim no brain
C O O L L E R
+back moar
lg whore

<< Comment #57 @ 02:41 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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earth - Reply to #56

I think you're on the wrong thread..

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<< Comment #63 @ 04:04 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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yoyoman - Reply to #57

You're right. Those aren't things quake players say on a things quake player don't say thread.

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<< Comment #58 @ 02:48 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Lave

quakecon is the lan with the best casting & coverage. i could watch the spinning logo forever. lets hope its dates get announced super early as always.

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<< Comment #59 @ 02:57 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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earth

"fite me in ffa then faggoot"

"these teams are surprisingly evenly matched"

"wow my mouse is working perfectly, and my headphones are great!"

"/cv kick all_unready"

<< Comment #62 @ 03:45 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Anonymous (85.234.37.158)

i went to spec 'cause my ego doesn't allow me to lose

<< Comment #78 @ 09:55 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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gSTRUCTOR ' - Reply to #62

haha nice one anon!

<< Comment #61 @ 03:39 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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CENEk

Imagine what a nice place Quake would be if these were true =)

<< Comment #64 @ 04:56 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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mouse*

I accept that your skills are superior to mine.

<< Comment #65 @ 05:22 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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r1ddler

"you don't hack"

<< Comment #66 @ 05:48 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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sonic

"i wish i had one of those fancy netcabo.pt connections"

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<< Comment #67 @ 07:30 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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kevz

meet at pillars

<< Comment #116 @ 03:30 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Lave - Reply to #67

also 'dont meet, just adapt to situations'

<< Comment #71 @ 08:14 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Anonymous (37.24.148.114)

The CTF community is the best!

<< Comment #77 @ 09:41 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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a3724726 - Reply to #71

I think you didn't understand the principle of this topic.

Your sentence should have been: "The CA community is the best!"

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<< Comment #79 @ 09:55 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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melechesh ' - Reply to #77

I think he understood the topic perfectly.

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<< Comment #92 @ 13:55 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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goodbye_world - Reply to #77

The Quake community is the nicest, most accepting, most understanding, proactive group I've ever known. It's the best!

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<< Comment #68 @ 07:36 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Pill_

"I don't blame 2gd for starting to cast other games"

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<< Comment #136 @ 12:14 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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wem420 - Reply to #68

haha, im guilty of this lol

<< Comment #69 @ 07:56 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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kK_Storm

plz not in my mouth

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<< Comment #72 @ 08:20 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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nex1 '

Do it online

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<< Comment #107 @ 20:56 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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pecka_ - Reply to #72

prague tdm lan 2013

Edited by uber9petska at 20:57 CDT, 8 April 2014

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<< Comment #73 @ 08:40 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Lakitu

"lets not meet and camp at the bridge on dm6!"

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<< Comment #74 @ 08:42 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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cityy

I really miss ESL IEM for their superior stream quality.

<< Comment #75 @ 09:30 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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ffx

Great dodge ffx you didn't warp at all :kappa:

<< Comment #76 @ 09:30 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Dammaj

"lolduel"
"ca is real quake"
"stream doesn't lag"
"lg dammage should be increased" (c) random t3 player

Edited by Dammaj at 09:47 CDT, 8 April 2014

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<< Comment #80 @ 10:09 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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zoot

"Wow, Agent has incredible sportsmanship!"

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<< Comment #90 @ 13:51 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Freiya - Reply to #80

Well, it's incredible in a way.

<< Comment #91 @ 13:52 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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goodbye_world - Reply to #80

Agent has incredible aim, though he needs to work on timing.

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<< Comment #176 @ 17:26 CDT, 12 April 2014 >>

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hitsu - Reply to #80

oh the irony

<< Comment #81 @ 10:13 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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cityy

"I wish slasher would grow a pony tail again."

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<< Comment #83 @ 10:35 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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supermario2k

"Thank you Syncerror"

"id software is awesome"

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<< Comment #84 @ 10:40 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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gSTRUCTOR '

"Stermy must be the ugliest quake player ever"

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<< Comment #158 @ 08:26 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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Crotazzo - Reply to #84

"Stermy and ddk go to totally different hairstylists"

<< Comment #85 @ 10:56 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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tom

we meet again

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<< Comment #86 @ 11:35 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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gaiia

"pan and ele are the nicest gents around, and they're also pretty good at Quake!"
"I bet gaiia is sober."

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<< Comment #87 @ 11:55 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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vo0da

"Fuck!" (only in case of Polish players)

Edited by vo0da at 11:56 CDT, 8 April 2014

<< Comment #88 @ 13:46 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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!nFerNo

"I have tried Militia."

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<< Comment #89 @ 13:50 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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cityy

"Silence's green color makes it stand out tactically among all the QL duel maps."

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<< Comment #93 @ 15:36 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #89

Well it DOES stand out. You might have wanted to specify "stand out in a good way" or something.

<< Comment #129 @ 09:36 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Tsubaki - Reply to #93

its implied
tfw canadian cant english

<< Comment #133 @ 11:20 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #129

I didn't know it was implied. But thanks for informing me.

Being Canadian does not grant magical knowledge of English though, sorry. A majority has it as its native language but that still leaves out a good proportion of the population, including me. It's been years since I used English to communicate with someone (not over the internet).

<< Comment #149 @ 18:31 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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XpArTy - Reply to #133

voulez vous coucher avec moi?

<< Comment #151 @ 18:41 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #149

There's a mandatory hyphen between "voulez" et "vous" as well as a capital letter in the beginning of a sentence. But in any case :

Non.

<< Comment #156 @ 20:57 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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XpArTy - Reply to #151

I got excited.

<< Comment #103 @ 18:57 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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butcher_kgp - Reply to #89

if you could change the color and add more lights in certain parts to make it less dark I (and I know for sure many others) will play it.

<< Comment #110 @ 01:32 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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cityy - Reply to #103

I'd rather spend the time on a new duel map.

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xero- ' - Reply to #110

Can you maek cpm version of silence :]

<< Comment #127 @ 09:14 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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cityy - Reply to #126

I'm sure there is some hacked together version like the one of cure!

<< Comment #128 @ 09:14 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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xero- ' - Reply to #127

C'mon give us a proper version ;}}}}}}}

<< Comment #94 @ 15:44 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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trippy

"i like zhu"

<< Comment #101 @ 18:52 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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nkh

LG is underpowered

<< Comment #95 @ 17:07 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Gobotz

"You're right I am warping. Even though everyone complains that I am warping and ruining their fun, I will continue to just that because I am a selfish prick."

"QL has no bugs"

"Phrantic was a highly anticipated map!"

Edited by Gobotz at 17:07 CDT, 8 April 2014

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function9

"Ins is head and shoulders above the rest."

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<< Comment #97 @ 17:30 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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myT

"We need less sharks"

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<< Comment #98 @ 17:49 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Sylver

"I once saw a cow getting harmed"

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<< Comment #99 @ 17:52 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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jakkuspecs

CMSS
M
S
S

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<< Comment #100 @ 18:05 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Heartlesss

"heartless is playing what quake is supposed to be, thunderstruck 1v1 CA all brain no aim"

"serious is the most amazing young quake player, 100% legit"

Edited by He4rTL3sS at 18:07 CDT, 8 April 2014

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<< Comment #119 @ 06:31 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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cha0z_ - Reply to #100

He outaimed hard stermy(while he was streaming :D) few days ago with his "goya" account. We are talking about 10% more lg(45vs35/50vs40/etc). Outrailed him too. :D

Edited by cha0z_ at 07:04 CDT, 9 April 2014

<< Comment #104 @ 19:14 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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xero- '

rail only hetrosexual

<< Comment #105 @ 20:29 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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megaman3

jonesy is fit jamerio is rich

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<< Comment #132 @ 11:16 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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goodbye_world - Reply to #105

There it is.

<< Comment #106 @ 20:48 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Naghokez

"zis is someone else than rapha"

<< Comment #109 @ 22:31 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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Anonymous (5.184.54.48)

I like quake live

<< Comment #108 @ 21:37 CDT, 8 April 2014 >>

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skulp

qw is for noobs tdm doesn't even make sense

<< Comment #111 @ 01:48 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Latvietis

You have 400 more elo than me, but let's play anyways!

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<< Comment #112 @ 01:57 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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cityy - Reply to #111

"I never check my opponents elo before a duel game."

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<< Comment #114 @ 02:10 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Latvietis - Reply to #112

"I like losing"

<< Comment #121 @ 08:16 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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ihve - Reply to #111

actually i played you yesterday. although I didn't say that =)

<< Comment #122 @ 08:19 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Latvietis - Reply to #121

Hello Mr. Ragequit))))))))

<< Comment #124 @ 08:49 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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ihve - Reply to #122

:D :D

i kind of didn't expect 1.8k elo so i was like "how is this turd hitting those stupid shots". and the telefrag sealed the deal for me \o/

Edited by ihve at 08:50 CDT, 9 April 2014

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Latvietis - Reply to #124

it was planned, i swear.

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<< Comment #113 @ 02:05 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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r1ddler

wmo is shit, logitech for life

<< Comment #115 @ 03:27 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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Lave - Reply to #113

i would actually say that. from all the ones i used the logitechs always had the highest build quality, doing their duty for many years + having a very pleasing shape. maybe its just that i care shit about sensortech nerdthoughts but the 3 logitechs i had (dual optical, mx 510, g300 now) were/are awesome.

so yeah, /nocare wmo, thx logitech for your products

<< Comment #117 @ 03:34 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Phyrigian

I have my headphones on, I'm not listening to music and I have quake volume on

<< Comment #118 @ 05:56 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Snapphanen

Please Mr. QuakeCon guy, let us see yet another party game and car winner!

<< Comment #120 @ 08:06 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Anonymous (123.211.122.62)

all aim no brain (in ca)

<< Comment #123 @ 08:25 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Pill_

can we play something else than dm6?

<< Comment #131 @ 10:48 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Swyfty

"I'm sober"

<< Comment #130 @ 10:47 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Anonymous (98.145.115.7)

'Just had to let everyone know, my poor performance is unrelated to my new and/or old mouse.'

'I wish more female quake players would take the opportunity to alert others to their gender. Like, constantly if possible.'

'Imad?'

1%

<< Comment #134 @ 11:47 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

lukee

i definitely want to rematch you after barely winning last game

12%

<< Comment #137 @ 14:27 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

goodbye_world

"ESR is a multi-gaming site without a specific focus on Quake." Come at me.

17%

<< Comment #138 @ 14:34 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

danstar

it's not my teams fault, its my brainless and egotistical gameplay that lead us to defeat. good game

14%

<< Comment #139 @ 14:36 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

maza

gg yes re

22%

<< Comment #140 @ 15:51 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Serious

Roccat Kova [+] is an awesome mouse.

:(

<< Comment #141 @ 15:58 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

mdv

"i had no sexual intercourse with your mother last night"
"dont get well soon"

20%

<< Comment #142 @ 16:24 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

*creep

"ql forum > esreality"

"full homo"

"Cheaters isn't a big topic in our community"

"I like spacectf " :c

"No blood certainly keeps this game safe to play for kids"

"Replacing the lightninggun model with a model of a penis totally wouldnt look gay in any way"

I'm done

4%

<< Comment #159 @ 08:29 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

Crotazzo - Reply to #142

[+] for the blood comment

<< Comment #143 @ 16:36 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

FlashSoul

"Making a frag movie won't help you redeem yourself."

<< Comment #144 @ 16:47 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

ProT '

"Cheating is a fair way to balance the playing field."

<< Comment #167 @ 00:54 CDT, 11 April 2014 >>

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By

24 - Reply to #144

Actually that's a thought to consider. If everyone had aimbots there would no longer be aimwhoring 'cause everyone aimed great. Games would depend entirely on brains.

Also, in our society, we do help the unfortunate, right? Like poor people, jobless people, retard people get all kinds of social aid, so why shouldn't we help awful aimers?

<< Comment #168 @ 02:05 CDT, 11 April 2014 >>

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FlashSoul - Reply to #167

Plenty of console FPS already do it. Perhaps we should follow their example.

<< Comment #169 @ 02:27 CDT, 11 April 2014 >>

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ProT ' - Reply to #167

Sure, use handicap.

<< Comment #145 @ 17:07 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Teen Queen '

The systemz movie was kinda good, I especially like the non-afk frags

4%

<< Comment #146 @ 18:08 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Laskiy

nice highsens faggot.

2%

<< Comment #148 @ 18:26 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

kevz - Reply to #146

na you cant say faggot, since you shout that at everyone already

6%

<< Comment #155 @ 19:59 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

doped - Reply to #146

but they be mad when you jump all around them with rockets trying to catch up with 12379827cm/360

<< Comment #152 @ 18:51 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

Snapphanen

raythepro

7%

<< Comment #153 @ 19:02 CDT, 9 April 2014 >>

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By

MaGGoTkil

there is no luck in quake

15%

<< Comment #157 @ 07:36 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

mdv

i forgot:

"it doesnt matter what mouse do i use, every one of them are the same. let us not discuss them in several topics."

"i want to create my own config from scratch, i don't need special pro player cfg's cause quake is not about cfgs"

<< Comment #160 @ 08:30 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

Crotazzo

"I got a lucky spawn"
"it really was ok that rail didnt hit"

Edited by Crotazzo at 08:35 CDT, 10 April 2014

<< Comment #161 @ 08:47 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

Tsubaki

you don't use autotrigger

<< Comment #162 @ 11:32 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

Pill_

"I understand that I am warping and not my opponent"

<< Comment #163 @ 12:44 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

goodbye_world

"The monthly map rotation was a great idea."

"Updates are plentiful and substantial."

"Quake 5 will be the best game ever. What do you mean it won't happen? How can you say id Software has been irrelevant since the 90s? Rage is a really good game. Yes, I understand Carmack left, but it's time the winds of change blow a refreshing breeze through the company. I know they are owned by Bethesda. That can only mean good things. Have you ever heard of The Elder Scrolls? You're just a hater."

Edited by hello_world at 12:44 CDT, 10 April 2014

8%

<< Comment #164 @ 19:13 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

Fr0zzen

Thinks Qu�kers never say:

"Jdbanwveabdnsvrjwvsv"
or

"HabcdlcalCMSSkdvaldvs"

<< Comment #165 @ 23:56 CDT, 10 April 2014 >>

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By

maltyplaya

"This team is great!"

"Man, I love playing CA on Longest Yard so much!"

"I am enjoying watching these two players miss each other with rail from spectator, and I hope that they continue to do so until the round ends in a draw."

4%

<< Comment #166 @ 00:49 CDT, 11 April 2014 >>

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By

ProT '

"I'm gonna kick you if the game doesn't go my way."

<< Comment #173 @ 12:36 CDT, 12 April 2014 >>

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By

ihve

"I am quite surprised CMSS did actually retire."

9%

<< Comment #174 @ 14:19 CDT, 12 April 2014 >>

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By

ischju

aren't u that farm guy?
fitta (mostly in q3)
bratkartoffel kugelschreiber hitler
sure
... all lg. *ate a rocket

Edited by ischju at 14:21 CDT, 12 April 2014

<< Comment #175 @ 15:39 CDT, 12 April 2014 >>

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By

zb0t

"Let me check my ELO, I need to make sure I didn't lose any points"

"I wish QLranks was designed for mobile too, so I could check my ELO even at work/school/in my bed"

"Sirax can you make a QLranks app please"

Edited by zb0t at 15:39 CDT, 12 April 2014

<< Comment #177 @ 11:51 CDT, 13 April 2014 >>

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By

Something

You have some interesting points Zhu, please do tell us more.

5%

<< Comment #178 @ 01:34 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Anonymous (83.251.220.194)

"This new update is great, the LG is such a good weapon now"

"The steam release is the best thing that has happened to Quake since the nerfed LG"

"The new announcer is suberb, the game has a much better atmosphere now"

"I respect the new players and I will not join their servers to own them"

"RELLOOC
O
O
L
L
E
E"

<< Comment #179 @ 02:50 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Tripleight

"Your twitchy aim is so comfortable to watch"

"Not fair, he had Rocket Launcher and I did not"

"That absolutely wasn't a lucky shot, it definitely wasn't a random prediction"

<< Comment #180 @ 05:05 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

hauer

"Loudouts was a great idea."
"You can really see cmss improving his game."

<< Comment #181 @ 05:25 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

whiskey

More bawls chugging and marriage proposals please. The grand finals can wait. I'm perfectly content watching this stuff for another hour or two.

<< Comment #182 @ 06:48 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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Anonymous (98.145.222.33)

"I'm a real casual quake player. Despite having zero investment in this game, I continue to insist that the game 'mature' and update itself. I will never shit my pants if ANYTHING ever changes...like literally, it could be the console typeface, and I won't rage...I promise."

also,

"I don't play duel, but this update didn't really f'up duel, or touch it at all as far as I understand, which is why I'm really mad..."

<< Comment #183 @ 06:48 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Pill_

"rup"
"Sponge is a very competent dev"
"Weird is right"

<< Comment #185 @ 07:06 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Weird - Reply to #183

such a shame isn't it...

<< Comment #187 @ 08:19 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

dem0n - Reply to #185

I had a good laff at it

<< Comment #188 @ 09:54 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Weird - Reply to #187

you laff at antisemitic jokes as well...

<< Comment #189 @ 10:05 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

zb0t - Reply to #188

Haha I also laughed, never thought you were wrong though D:

<< Comment #191 @ 10:31 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Weird - Reply to #189

I found it quite amusing as well tbh :)

<< Comment #192 @ 12:17 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

dem0n - Reply to #191

Yes, I also laff at homophobic ones, anticatholic ones, islamophobic ones, antiwhite ones, anti latinos, chinese, american indians, martians and the aliens from jupiton 50000 light years away.

<< Comment #193 @ 12:18 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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dem0n - Reply to #192

Ouch guess that makes me a very hateful person :/

6%

<< Comment #198 @ 13:35 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

faerie_ - Reply to #193

antisocial justice warrior

7%

<< Comment #200 @ 14:07 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

CrazyAl - Reply to #193

And you use scroll wheel to choose weapon. What a horrible person.

<< Comment #184 @ 06:55 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

noacc

"your LG is somethingK on LAN"

6%

<< Comment #201 @ 15:54 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Anonymous (82.137.10.91) - Reply to #184

"your LG is somethinAK47 on LAN"

<< Comment #202 @ 16:28 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

FlashSoul - Reply to #201

10/10 would read again

<< Comment #186 @ 07:41 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

SwarmDMX

A G E N T
G
E
N
T

<< Comment #190 @ 10:06 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

zb0t

"Spamming use item key is such an adorable thing"

2%

<< Comment #194 @ 12:58 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

_agu

"You are noob, btw what is your nickname?"

(after you rape the guy then he asks:)
"Lucky! �another one?"

"Cheater."

(I had a fake nickname VuVuZ3L4 while I was playing in Argentina, when I was hitting the buy I used to have a bind like:)

"BZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZBZZZZZZ!!!"

<< Comment #195 @ 13:25 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Fattyboom

"Please keep taking my items" - Flagdef

1%

<< Comment #197 @ 13:27 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

CMSS

want to be friends?

<< Comment #196 @ 13:27 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

CMSS

want to be friends?

<< Comment #199 @ 13:37 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

Dammaj

"welcome steam players"

2%

<< Comment #203 @ 17:05 CDT, 20 September 2014 >>

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By

M1zzu '

"jeez, zoom and nudge really make it hard to aim"

<< Comment #204 @ 13:45 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

*deleted* 20200318

"Cooller is the worst player".

"I use railgun in moderation."

"My ping had nothing to do with how bad I played."

"You won, but you are so gentle I will congratulate you for this victory".

"French players are very polite."

"I appreciate the frequency of the updates."

"ESReality is full of gentlemen."

"Quake is not dead."

"Jamalz, Hitsu, or Jamerio for President, I can't decide."

Edited by Antology at 18:50 CDT, 7 September 2015

11%

<< Comment #205 @ 15:34 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

Gobotz

these servers are so smooth.

1%

<< Comment #206 @ 15:36 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

Shin-obi

Edited by Shin-obi at 15:37 CDT, 7 September 2015

8%

<< Comment #207 @ 16:14 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

Hawklaw

"Wow, you're better than me"

2%

<< Comment #208 @ 16:51 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

son1dow

"hitsu makes some good points"

6%

<< Comment #209 @ 17:56 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

wem420

"I wish quakecon would go the same every year. I was so excited to almost see chance in the finals...'

Quake is not addictive

Sparks is a nice,honest, upstanding citizen and human being.

Rapha isn't defensive enough, learn to +back, dude!

Dahang is not gonna choke, and is gonna win this next lan.

I wish I could jiggle and wiggle like jigglywiggly

<< Comment #210 @ 19:53 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

qr

Almost a whole year

"I'm really excited for these new games coming out!"

<< Comment #211 @ 22:37 CDT, 7 September 2015 >>

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By

Anonymous (5.254.97.88)

"Oh wow, loadouts! I always thought Quake should be more like CS"

<< Comment #212 @ 02:15 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

gojira_

"I respect and admire all esr users".

"Quake isn't a popular esport which makes sense, it's a terrible competitive game and it's too easy".

"Reflex is better than quake live by a long shot"

"Balanced ca games are unnecessary"

"dueling makes you a much worse player overall"

"i love csgo"

"lol requires more brains"

<< Comment #213 @ 04:39 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

Grota

lol'ed more than I should have reading this thread

<< Comment #214 @ 06:03 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

Meph1stoo '

I can't wait for qcon quad damage tourney.

Elder is nice

<< Comment #219 @ 09:24 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

radalopovica

I play quake from 1999

I live with my parents and I am gonna die in poverty

K1llsen is best player but his wife dont let him play quake

<< Comment #224 @ 10:45 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

cityy - Reply to #219

I live with my parents and I am gonna die in poverty

I think you misunderstood the thread's topic

<< Comment #215 @ 06:36 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

e-overflow

"elo means nothing"

<< Comment #216 @ 07:57 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

x_poker

"Last year's QuakeCon was amazingly well organised"
"I love this map pool"

<< Comment #217 @ 08:05 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

wwwAnyBoy '

my ping lower, so i'm cheater, excuse me.

i cant use quakelag soft, because i'm cheater

no champs for equal elo and pings, just for pro who is 1% of community

<< Comment #218 @ 09:09 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

yoyoman

A complete
C O O L L E R
O
O
L
L
E
R

combo in an esr thread

<< Comment #234 @ 20:15 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

qr - Reply to #218

I believe I had one

<< Comment #220 @ 09:36 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

Bob

.

Edited by Bob at 20:35 CDT, 27 June 2024

<< Comment #221 @ 09:36 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

Bob

.

Edited by Bob at 20:36 CDT, 27 June 2024

<< Comment #223 @ 10:44 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

Crotazzo

"Im not here to tier-slam, im here to teach lower skilled players how to become better"

<< Comment #225 @ 10:48 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

Pill_

Yes, it's another evil cypher final! I wonder what's going to happen this time!

1%

<< Comment #226 @ 11:03 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

hit_cpm

I dont have lags today

<< Comment #227 @ 11:17 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

stary_prase

cant wait for another dizzle thread

<< Comment #228 @ 11:20 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

hit_cpm - Reply to #227

Hit tha beer =]

10%

<< Comment #230 @ 13:42 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

Linkyyy - Reply to #228

rofl

<< Comment #231 @ 13:50 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

dizzle

i does not respect dizzle =]

<< Comment #232 @ 19:09 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By

zfred

When i play an amazing map, i never watch my stats

<< Comment #233 @ 20:15 CDT, 8 September 2015 >>

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By $\0/$ hc '

you got unlucky

<< Comment #235 @ 05:28 CDT, 15 September 2015 >>

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By

Frazer

"thank you"
"hello"
"nice to play with/against you"
"this game makes sense"
"you are all great players"
"Im sorry, I suck and I won't blame my team for it"
"You are better than me"
"Lets be friends"
"Kiss me"
"Passionately"

1%

<< Comment #236 @ 16:13 CDT, 16 September 2015 >>

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By

Anonymous (79.202.79.143)

I have a job
I'll take a shower
brush teeth
you're welcome
thank you

<< Comment #237 @ 18:47 CDT, 16 September 2015 >>

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By

Hawklaw

"Can't wait to play doom"

Edited by RefuGee at 18:47 CDT, 16 September 2015