Does your resume include cheating in an online game?

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"Troll posts will be ignored."
- ZHU 07:43 BST, 7 April 2014

"Breivik was more sane than you"
- ZHU 15:43 BST, 7 April 2014

Ouch GG.

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You were originally talking about posts not people.
I think adding a fart SFX over your cry for help video is troll worthy.

Too easy.

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I'm not obsessed with you, you're just suffering from some mild mental disorder that makes you think the world revolves around you.

Even this thread was stemming from you thinking your browsers cache was somehow a global sign of your popularity, until you realised it wasn't and pulled the video again (too late). Which is why I backup your videos now to ensure the threads stay relevant. BECAUSE YOU cannot be trusted to be normal and just say something and stand by those words.



Like you said ZHU, all attention is better than nothing.

you do realize he made this thread to bait you

even a barnacle can eat a whale....in his own mind.

"that makes you think the world revolves around you."

lolled a good one.

what the fuck that video suppose to mean??? he fucked a man or what?

He told me he had a girl in his bed, I said he didn't so he proved he did by filming himself waking her up.



Lucky girl!

Unfortunately, the video is not available
in your country because it could contain
music from SME, for which we could not
agree on conditions of use with GEMA.

I got creeped out watching that!

I'm not obsessed with you

Which is why I backup your videos

So if someone makes a backup of something it means they are obsessed. OK!

If you consequently back up one persons videos... yeah, it doesn't look good jam jam :) u really should learn to pick your battles.

I only backup the videos because that person constantly deletes them after he posts them.

If I did not back them up the dialogue on the threads would not make sense.

Every video I have backed up and reupped of ZHU are videos he has taken down.

If I'm fighting a losing battle, how come it feels like I got you by the balls?

That reason is evident. The undelying reason why u are investing this much effort into interacting with zhu is also evident :)

I have over 22,000 posts on this site, the guy accounts for less than .1% of my total communications and there are many other users who I have replied to more than him.

When you apply numbers to your words, only then do you realise the butt hurt ratios you are working to.

I didn't say u didn't have a problem in general :)

you said I had a problem in relation to the time I spent interacting with a certain user. I'll even overlook this is a forum where such things are what its designed for.

When it was numerically pointed out that I have spent way more time with many other users (you had not even mentioned) and the time I have spent interacting with ZHU counts for a fraction of my overall usage, that was it.

See what separates net warriors like me, from shall we say avg joes like you is we don't just say say shit, because anyone can do that, we say shit in a way which makes sense, and gets through to people, and that's really the difference, and its a big difference.

Anyway, I'm bored of you now and I'm off out to watch the footy.

Faulty summary followed by a surrender.

ouch gg!

I didn't surrender anything, I just said I was bored of you and off out to watch the footy. Of which I was and did.

Like I said, you draw huge conclusions from the smallest of things.

It's called desperation. You don't have the intelligence or logic, I can feel it, you know I can feel it, even you can feel it, all you have is petulance, and even a child has that.

U are the master of projecting oh great net warrior. U resort to this tactic without fail when u realize u are getting owned.

I haven't resorted to any tactic.

1) You accused me of being obsessed with user X, when it was shown user X received a fraction of my total comms here.

2) You then accused me of surrendering because I said I was bored of you and going out to watch the football.

this is nothing more than you being annoyed and angry at me, and trying to engineer a situation where you can unleash some of that resentment, especially by using terms I installed into your vocab like projecting.

That's control.

How about you stop posting in this thread? That would be control.

I still think there is a bit more to take from his gaming soul.

I'm sure deranged stalkers currently residing in mental institutes claimed the same thing.

"I only stalked her for a total of 112 hours, that's merely a small fraction of my time on earth!"

Good job stalker boy!

How's that public proxy working out for you, existing user of ESR?
http://87.106.143.252/

man i love watching u squirm and try to re-tell discussions u fked up. also, I wasn't aware u were responsible for the term projecting. That's amazing!

I think we both know where you heard it first, and I'm confident on my stance regardless of what you say :)

If you think dedicating less than .1% of my total communications on a website to a certain user constitutes terms obsessed then I'm happy for your weak mind to work to such ratios.

MEEP MEEP!

I'm not obsessed with you

Which is why I backup your videos

I backed them up because he kept deleting the videos from this threads, so I'm just providing a service by ensuring the threads stay relevant to what his initial videos generated.

That's just giving something back to the website.

You should look for a job somewhere other than a gaming forum imo:D

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zeroql's buddy needs cheat testers

not having formal education is a bitch. GL ZHU!!

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excuse me just an assumption, but you sound quite desperate, brah.

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u`re unedukat!?I know.

He doesn't. He also never had a job. So the company that fired him only exists in his mind.

Shocking, I know!

I heard there is tons of dollars to be made doing the dirty work in Scandinavia's fishing ports.

Norge.

*scoffs of to a Scandinavian fishing port*

Lol, Zhu I don't know what you expect when you make these threads...

if you treated job hunting like quake, you wouldn't be posting this

your resume is ztn, your interview is aerowalk, your cover letter is t7

go study/learn/practice

i heard macdonalds is always open for new blood :-D


but srsly, what are your qualifications?

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You could make frag videos for a living for the guys at dreamhack.

He have to go though the interview process with me first then... impossibruuuu

I'll pay you $25/hour to coach me in Quake. PM me.

Sounds more like a cry for help under the guise of an apparent worthy cause.I hope some equally lost weirdo adds you to skype and you become buddies to help you through your nightmare.

so what skills do you have. what was your last job?

how bout your rap career?

c'mon why you do this?

Nothing about your post even suggests you are half serious because you haven't listed any indication of what kind of job you want.

There's no trolling attempt, no youtube video to cash on, nothing. Why???

http://www.radiolab.org/story/180166-why-be-bad/

13:50

If I was someone looking to employ anyone, I would have already decided against you.
The amount of effort put into looking for a job shows me the kind of work ethic you would have performing it.

He'd probably cheat on his timesheet anyway.

I said I would pay you for Quake lessons. plz respond

Gravedigger would be nice, since you are already on that topic ^ ^

http://littlewhitelion.com/20-of-the-most-rid...xist-ever/

You're welcome zhu, go get them tiger!

I'm looking for a job, but what I can do and want to I'll leave for you to figure out. Also my qualifications are secret. You can ask for them once you figured out what Job i want to do.

>_<

TOOKE DURRRRRR

BAKUUURKKAKUUR

UUUUUUUUUUUUU U U U U

That was pretty gud, thankyou.

koOma is not amusing!

stop bullying!

esreality is full of shit lately

Yea and your adding to it