The descent into madness...









































began shortly after birth, when he was first dropped on his head in transit to his mother's arms. Welcome to the Zhu chronicles.

gl

Delusions of grandeur

It's obvious he's a troll, if you look closely he cant hold back the smile.

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weak

could someone check if this journal goes along typical zhu behaviour? should he offer help to players afer he was mean to syncE?

also: how the hell im still on probation, when therez zhu?

also: it's possible that there's more than one retard/spastic in the world...zhu's status and yours aren't necessarily linked.

do they give probation for skipping leg days?... didn't know that

seriously wtf? what was the reason?

free hitsu

Added.

clan arena

lol

#freezhu and #freejonesy

#freezhunesy

<3

Reach good elo using cheats, start coaching based on that elo reputation obtained cheating.

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you care too much. get on with your life.

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I'm just saying, you care to much about what ESR thinks. You know 90% of people are going to mock you, and you should just get on with your life, i.e, do whatever you want to do, whether it's giving quake lessons or whatever. nawmeen?

jamalz cross-posting

Nobody cares about you just as much as you don't care about them. Nothing personal, it's just the Internet. ))

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seriously i havent had much time to follow esr lately now im checking out all the threads and there is nothing interesting. only zhu serious cmss bullshit.

you probably missed this good drama

arrogant noob

?:D

hahaha, i love that the little kid didn't get this :)

Did you just choke midway through "oh my god" because you forgot the script?

i think that's what happened

I love u lol.

what is so difficult about getting a new router / networkcard?

Money? No job, and allowance cut off...

tell your ISP your old router is broken.
new network card cost 30$ or so.

In all honesty, all he has to do is keep his mouth shut like 34/Zubich, and no one will care that he's a hacker (that has been caught cheating more than once). It seems like the QL community response to hackers is to just allow it as long as they make a "contribution," whatever that means -- a rule superfluously applied.

i am totally for permanent ban in case of using cheats, dont get me wrong.
he can "contribute" as much as he wants, cheat = ban.

but i wonder if he has never thought of this possibility.
he actually could play QL again if he really wanted to.
but as far as i "know" him from what he is posting here he doesn't want it this way. because he would have to create a new "internet-personality".
all relationships that has been build up for the last years (even if most of them might be of a negative nature) since he posts on ESR are gone.
he couldn't let syncerror know who he is .. he would need a new identity.
and i doubt he wants it this way .. he rather wants freedom for the name "Zhu" and what people associate with this name.
he wants to stay inside the community as who he is or who he became over the years.

and if he would do it the way i suggested (if its technicaly possible) i actually would kind of respect him for that, because only that would show how much he really loves the game QL itself in my eyes.

but as we all know, that is unlikely to happen.

good point

cant change his face tho. :((

Mustache and sunglasses.
That's how they do it in Hollywood!

Grow hair long. Wear makeup.
Dress like a girl.
possible breast implant if it's in his budget.

If all else fails... start a career in gay porn.
He's practically a cam whore already minus the fisting.

Here's a starter kit of gay porn names:

Swedish Fish
Heaven Sven
Skindanavia
beowulf

haha, boom!

"Zhulmira"

Sounds S&M gothy.

didn't know you were that into the swedish gay porn scene.....
Tbh I don't know anything about you... Let's keep it that way :)

didn't know you were that afraid of the swedish gay porn scene knowledge.....
Tbh I don't know anything about you... Let's keep it that way :)

didn't know you were that afraid of the swedish gay porn scene knowledge.....
Tbh I don't know anything about you... Let's keep it that way :)

inb4 serious starts coaching sessions in 3 years

person that couldnt complete b2r 3y ago.

kid alon at home, nothing new

Cmon just give him quake again already.. time to free zhu call the pope.

http://www.qlranks.com/duel/player/zanzan

You know that's not Zhu, right?