nice column

thanks, i put a lot of work into it

b1onic is a toggling idiot. such trashy people are attracted to quakelive. he hangs out with another guy, sianspheric, who is a skinny crackhead. they're all buddies with porkage, who is a child molester. these guys spend more time speccing duels and talking shit than actually playing. this game isn't dead, as everybody says, rather it's lying on the floor recovering from a crack binge, heroin needle still hanging from the skin between its toes. the people who manage and develop this game are incompetent and lazy, half-implementing only the simplest features on top of an engine with all the modernity of a rotary phone.

rotary phones are pretty cool though. rrrr.......ing.... rrrrrrrrrr...... ing.......rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ing..

Used to hate people that had zeros in their number, fucking bastards.

lol@porktits

Get well soon b1onic, however that may be

I watched the whole video expecting I'd get to see some rage. God I'm an idiot.

I always laugh at what b1onic says only because of how he plays the game, but really... what's the point of this thread when the video doesnt have any of his shit talking on there?

also:

b1onic: God you're so fucking bad.
b1onic: oh look, you got your first kill on me