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He was up there so damn fast with a prize winning product. If they had given the prize to someone who had something that could turn on it would have been a gross injustice.

Blinky was a clear winner.

I dont think I could have handled watching him walk away a broken man if he was denied victory. It would have been as sad as the final episode of friends.

I wonder if someone else actually had an alienware product that can be turned on but that decided against ruining blinky's dreams.

if they did they should be rewarded

Asshole.

why would someone go to quakecon, and use some stupid internet thing when you had the chance to be on stage???? that's just WEIRD! wtf. What an idiot.

also this guy making the video needs to lay of the nervous alienware dude, that's not cool man.

On July 23rd 2014, Joe Wannabe Schmo woke up feeling particularly predatory. He did what any man with huge balls would do: he went online to talk shit. His menacing eye catches a socially awkward man at Quakecon. "Yes!" he yells to himself, spewing cheese-flavored cornmeal and Mountain Dew from his crusty lips between the cascading manly scruff that is his Beard In Training. He grabs his camera and goes to work. Making sure to douse himself in Axe body spray (despite the absence of modern technology for Smellovision), he hits that record button and the magic begins. He verbally catapults condescending blanket statements and slippery slope arguments in front of the camera to bolster his own self-confidence. "At least I'm not that guy," he thinks to himself as he watches the YouTube clip. The video ends with a baffling attempt at flirtation with an unspecified recipient (possibly the camera itself), a few cringeworthy swag-scented jokes, and more nonsensical spitting.

This.

Also, his propensity for making every other consonant sound like a vowel.

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wow, h8m3 is a jerk. ban that guy from esreality.

Has to be a WoW player.

"Has to be a Redditor."


fixed your post

He could be both. ;)

Can you please just kill all people who make fun of this guy?
It's not like he is stupid or an ass, he just can't do anything about his ticks and social awkwardnesss. Nothing to make fun of.

Being a douche on youtube is such a great hobby...

What is with the explosion of "youtubers" in the last year? It wouldn't be nearly as bad if it wasn't for the fact that most try to out-do each other by being a bigger asshat than the other guy. Everyone out to try and be a star I guess.

Although human perception and definition of "funny" differs greatly, the perception and definition of "asshole" and "wannabe cool guy that fails at humor" is much more narrow.

This video managed to go through the Gates of Collective Opinion and land in the Asshole Airport. The author of it was cleared thru Wannabe Customs but had to declare "douchebaggery", "lack of humor" and "immaturity" because these three items exceeded the allowed levels of 100% by a factor of eight. He went to Duty Free Shop to buy 6 brain cells which he will carry back with him to Retard Land to sell them to his friends at inflated black market prices. The Faggot Shuttle was waiting for him @ Gate 4. Now he's en route to Hipster Gay Bar where he will mingle with the other bearded, socially insecure wannabes.

Bolo Yeung has a message for h3h3...

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I thought this was funny until the guys rant. To me it made Tim Willits look like a complete asshole.

As if a video has to be made to accomplish that. Tim does a good enough job proving it on his own.

let this be as low as you can go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTc--4jz0GQ

lame, why even repost this