As a male gamer I am proud to announce that the Boyz! clan is now recruiting!

It's really easy to join, all you have to do is to say your in game name in this thread as a reply. If you for some weird reason doesn't have a name that sound very manlyish, you will need to prove that you are a male by sending a picture of your penis to my private mail.
Don't worry, the pictures won't be leaked because I know it is a very sensitive subject, I keep them safely stored in a box under my bed!

But why would you create an account that doesn't immidieatly reveals that you are male? Makes no sense...

However, since I am in charge of this clan, and the leader of the opressed male gaming society, I want to be treated as a god. If someone starts flameing me I want my whole pack come and rescue me, and if I starts losing I want my best players carry me.
Together we can make this game a better place. For all races. Maybe even Polaks... But remember, I am not a dicktator, we are all equals. I'm just slightly more important than the rest of you.

So why do I make this clan now, after years of submission in the gaming scene? The answer is simple. Soon QL will be totally retardified, with lots of new noob blood. And I want a strong army to hunt down them all. Together we can make my stats a little better, so I can look a little bit more elite. Together we can make me a god. I mean, I don't really need your help. But you know, it's an honour playing for me. Also... I'm very sexy looking ;)

Furthermore, as we evolve, there will be fragmovies. YES. Clanmovies! with afk frags and.. who knows.. maybe even some wh and aimbot clips. It will be awesome!

Heres our themesong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baY03yOJmGo

ALL HAIL MALE GAMING COMMUNITY

btw I'm not racist I'm pianist. I press down both black and whites..