In all seriousness though, if you REALLY want a job. Actually get off your ass and go outside and hand out resumes. You know, those papers with words on them? And if you can't get a job, then keep trying.
I know you're 15 and you don't realize it yet but you can't just type up substandard HTML pages for $15/hr in your spare time. Life sucks, work hard, barely make it, go bananas, find Jesus.