Cheating in quake is like using a giant dildo rather than your own dick to fuck a girl. - Transc3nd

Transc3nd AKA Necrophagist

Why am I not surprised?

Just look at the guy its fucking hilarious xD

Haha I see your point;

"I wonder why not many people play it…
…in Town…
BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR…
… BR? Sorry I'm not Brazilian, this is the North American version of the gam..
Gimme Moni Ploz
Sorry I only have a few portions…
I report you
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE ! ! !
…9999!!!"



This is deep poetry.

Too much weed?

Some fag removed the original video of it.

Some retarded made a another without the original voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHQ52v3gps

Just like Dota 2.

Sorry I didn't get the point, why Dota ?

7-1

poor guy, living in a country that the people love the game and haven't seen a title in a while, more than 30 years, this is almost 2 generations. despite that brazil have 5 world champions, i think we became hated by people thats why i see these reactions by time to time. even we haven't won the world cup and we had a crap squad(not a national team, a guarantee you that, we have the best players in the world still) and despite all this we are the biggest foreign country to prove the most players in the Champions League, check this out.

take a Newcastle Jersey, go to a pub, watch the "best moments of UEFA" and enjoy some beer, you guys will need it.

The Scolari curse strikes again. ;)

I can see the good quality from somebody, he has a good knowledge on motivation, he knows on how to get the best from the player, and to make the players as a team. But he sucks at strategy, he is too stubborn, and he is not arrogant but he is a kinda of a dick (he is old, some old people behave like that).

And now we have Dunga again, so do I really need to say something?

And our coaches kinda don't "learn" much from other people, they only care about on how to win in the Brasileirao. Cruzeiro has the best squad in Brazil, and in the Americas.. NO DOUBT and still they lose in the Libertadores, cuz they coach sucks.

You guys should have learned from our experience with him. :)

Brazilians coach aren't open-minded, I have a friend who knows A LOT about football, he is a really talented coach but he can't coach because he has "no influence" over the most popular clubs. So he keeps coaching Universities's teams and teams from schools and so on. I hope he gets a chance in a big team.

Jorge Fossati once was the coach of Internacional, he wasn't having much good performance in the Brasileirao, but in the Libertadores? he put Internacional in the quarter-finals, so what Internacional did? kicked him off and they hired Celso Roth (he is famous but not that so good, in my opinion). Then Celso Roth "won" the Libertadores and he had like the same performance of Fossati with Internacional in the Brasileirao. At the end of the year they played in the FIFA World Cup for Clubs, guess what happened? they lost to MAZEMBE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP_Mazembe).

My hometown team have a young and so damn talented coach, he is going so great with Nautico, despite that we are playing the Brasileirao B with almost half the full-squad with players from our academy, which isn't that so good tho. His name is Dado Cavalcanti.

Individual:
Best manager of Campeonato Pernambucano:
2010
Best manager of Campeonato Paulista:
2013

"Após a boa campanha que levou o Mogi Mirim às semifinais do Paulistão..." (After a good campaign with Mogi Mirim in which he put the team in the semi-finals of the Sao Paulo state championship...)

Do you have an idea of playing with Mogi Mirim against teams such as: Palmeiras, Corinthians, Santos, Sao Paulo… ?

No idea, man. I hardly know who currently plays on my own team. ;)

But when I saw The Sargentão dealing with the players of the team as if they were small boys, wasn't hard to conclude that they wouldn't be up to the occasion if things got a bit tougher. Maybe the guy is just getting too old. :)

I see, you mean "Sargentao" as Scolari, right?

Yes, it's one of his nicknames. :)

And they hired psychologists hahahaah which makes it more pathetic!

If it makes you feel any better, in our case, the Federation decided that the national team's performance was some doctor's fault (because Ronaldo wasn't fit to carry the team to the finals) and so they fired him. :)

dude, ronaldo never "carried" our team alone, besides the only "guys" that did that were Romario and Bebeto (from where i ever watched). When Ronaldo played for Brazil.. uff f***! man we had ronaldinho (the tricker/cheater), rivaldo (magician/cheater/the guy that decides a match in a single second), cafu, roberto carlos, lucio, marcos, alex,cesar sampaio, man.. no i don't agree with you at all! so many i would write a quran here.

Hehehe...

I was talking about our Ronaldo (CR17) and our national squad, not yours. ;)

Omg man I'm sorry, you must say C. Ronaldo man, even not me will get confused if you start to talk only with "Ronaldo" hahahaha! ok i got it then!

thats part of the new physics...

back slide... sorta like crouch slide.
More farting though.

Too me it's seems like lately there has been an influx of cheaters.

they're here to build Quake's clown car

Agree with this. Literally a few obvious as fuck cheaters in AUS community who are dumb as shit thinking no-one will know...get called out and then 2 days later another random non-prem user hitting 60pc LG on you, or if they learned then you only see the little mouse spazzing out when they toggle, or when they hit 10% RL and 50% LG...c'mon.

Has nothing to do with the update, just retarded as fuck shit.

No-one gets banned even with the demos and statistics. Yet some random who aborts 1 match in a rage gets a temp ban instantly.

names?

Yeah, was hoping QL would have an update for steam regarding this.

CMSS you only get 60 fps in QL?

at its highest on certain maps

feels bad man

he is bad

i ran it on a 10 year old machine and got stable 125 on 99% of the maps. i doubt yours is as old, so just format the thing and use a sandboxie when youre out googling and learning bout boobs and vaginas little fella

Vertex lighting? Resolution?

rofl... thats shit

get a new pc

moving ur mouse on 60fps must feel like horse shit

Yh when it drops it down turn Properly

I see something dark and huge (tankjr)? raping Crash.

Onboard gfx should keep 125fps

No. There are loads of older ones that can't.

I just got a new pc and am enjoying 250fps, before that I had a 32 bit XP with onboard graphics and 1Gb ram which maintained around 100-125fps on most maps, about 40 on asylum or if there were lots of projectiles.