okay you won

Second vote for me then?

no strawpoll? cmon

Lol ahh come on guys don't be bashful. This is your moment. Who has earned the retard/10?

Democracy is flawed because it assumes all opinions and people are of equal worth. They're not.

Kinda reminds me of Nietzsche's master and slave morality.

I guess what he tried to say is FUCK NIGGERS!

I like how you prove that fact too.

Added to jamerio's percentage.

You're a living proof of this.

Added to jamerio's percentage.

Your post actually proves this.

spoken like a true right-wing extremist.

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.

But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist.

A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.”

-Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

delusions of grandeur, a craving for drama... there's the jamerio i know and love!

that guy who votes 0 on every movie other than his own.

Hej or something? The planetside guy?

Some russian guy

lee/loveme?

I do believe that's the one.

lam if gibs :p

the guy that headbutts his WMOs

Wem420?

let's not give it a name

Hahahah :-D

Already done, like the mice, /end

Joke that persuaded opinion. Added to wem420 percentage.

+'d back baksteen right at cha :)

I appreciate that, heres one headbutted WMO for you!

what happened to CMSS btw?

He forgot to breathe.

I will go ahead and include Cmss as the top runner based on plus feedback. I haven't been around long enough to know what he was about but it is clear he was quite the notoriety around here.

Honestly, he wasn't interesting. Just 15 and attention deprived.

He told me he wanted/needed to leave the scene behind or some shite. I don't remember if he told me why.

And the nominees are:

For his late performance as a whole: pacmanpl
For his whole carrier: cmss
For the best female retardation bringer award: xtuna

And here it's just the cream of the crop, esreality is not being cheap in terms of idiots :q !

Edit: how could I forget Zhu....

'\_(: c :)_/`

Season 9xEpisode12 - The One With Phoebe's Rats.

When google gets this smart, gimmie a call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwScGvHGlvQ

Pointing out a "Friends" episode from a 3 second gif is not something I'd call smart.

They made 236 episodes of friends over 10 years.
Average episode length 20 mins.
Frame Rate 24 FPS.
28800 frames per single episode.
or
six million, seven hundred ninety-six thousand, eight hundred frames.

Being able to see less than 60 (I probably only needed less than 15-24 ) of those frames (which were far from obvious in terms of identifiable actors/locations beyond the one;s you see every show) and know its position out of a nearly 7 million frame timeline is pretty smart to me.

I mean its not like I own a friends museum or something and I was still watching cartoons after school when they started airing the program, so I was hardly brought up on it either.

It just goes to show how much stuff the human brain can retain.
Amazing really...

:DDDD

I've been having a friend's marathon with netflix. You are the most friends savy person on the internet.

The gifs are usually made from memorable scenes.

The one in question wasn't.

All this Friends knowledge hasn't gotten you any pussy.
Has it rain man?

Who needs pussy when you got pluses.

+ for friends gif

cooller

Av3k

expected around 50 heartless votes. was disappointed.

well: heartless

mray557

This.

In b4 mray glorifies his proverbial success as a top candidate.

shitsu

.

SmackGyver 8-)

I concur.

baksteen, because he responds to and plusses my posts on esr :-)

https://twitter.com/Anhjje/status/532209358898466816

it still does apply. some are just unable to grasp pure power of logic thinking.

some are just unable to grasp pure power of logic thinking.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeism

yeah, perfect example. i say something and you jump out with losely connected wikipedia page, in order to insult me. sadly im far beyond such childish behaviour.

<\3

Added to hitsu percentage.

where's the strawpoll? or are these just nominations with real vote coming later?

esr's very own academy award. never thought i'd see the day.

I suppose an official vote would be practical. We do have a strong list already.

Edit: yeah we shall have a final vote.

cmss

Demiurge for preserving the legacy of hundreds of years of wars and revolutions, free speech rights:

"The First Amendment to the United States Constitution protects speech no matter how offensive its content," said Jamel Oeser-Sweat, a New York-based civil liberties attorney.

Those protections include the right to express repugnant views, according to Robert Shibley, executive director at Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE). "The laws don't protect us from feeling uncomfortable,” he said."

Jamerio 32%
mray557 30%

If your comment gets any plus action then jamerio will be added to the poll since mray has already been picked. Nobody has officially voted for jam.

I totally missed the cmss hype.
Haven't seen him going into super long and boring discussions/quarrels (jamerio back in the days), spamming forums with dumb threads and comments (mray) or persistently putting himself on the wrong side of the barrier just for the sake of it (hitsu).
What's his problem?

Rly? He is so fucking dense he would go to jail instead of Av3k if he'd ask for it.

http://www.esreality.com/post/2528005/cmss-retirement/

http://strawpoll.me/854584

Lmao self fullfilled prophecy.

Yeah, I saw this one. What's so outrageous about it? Yet another silly post, some may even find it funny. Nothing out of ordinary. Maybe I missed "his time" on esr.

Tbh i dont remember either. Well i know he has spoiled several online cups by not playing scheduled matches also he has been banned from all pickups etc. But what made him special on esr i dont remember either :( i wish someone made a best of cmss threads collection

Would you consider someone almost ruining a cup by passing off as a pro player on IRC and saying "sorry guys can't play today"... outrageous, funny or both?

Dunno. Depends on circumstances. Would you consider agent an esr village idiot?

Not exactly an ESR village idiot, but certainly one of Quake's nation idiots for sure. ;)

being 12 yo kid, with access to his mom's credit card.

cmss was rather misunderstood persona. i think he wanted to be big name in quake, and well, the easiest way to it is always being a retard,

.

Thank you, memecenter.com

too much competition

I was glad to be on the pole, but disappointed how low i was... middle of the pack.... excuse me I have WMO's to smash

.!.(-.-).!.








Jk ty for the votes

You have a better shot than I. You were actually entertaining people where as I was just being retarded.

It's gonna be tough to beat mray557. Better start getting creative and buy lots of substances to abuse. Or get rich and drive a maserati. Not sure which path gaurentees pure idiocy more efficiently.

Roflmao. Tks. Ill work on it between THE SMASHININGS

feeling pity =/= feeling entertained

I know right its a so.metimes laugh lotta pain pain relationship to watch watch.

On a sife note. I cannot notiKe if i type words twice twice now now now now.

Smash these with your head then;

http://www.rnrassociates.com/wordpress/wp-con...ouse-1.jpg


And live footage pls.

I would definitely be entertaining.

Noooowww if i did a bunch of mushrooms...I could find Harold and Kumars unicon, make it buck, and bam smack through the forhead.....

Hence...why i dont do mushrooms often anymore.

You don't need anything, but this mouse, your head, and a videocamera.

It would be phenomenal!

So as the interview with the coro surgeon.

No the el presidente input surgeon rwar!

Are you capable of writing responses in coherent english? Lately, it's only random key presses.

Just askin.

(Upside down exclaimtitationor mark) No remeber i dont even spak uno languago!

I see. Too many braincells were slayed due to WMO impacts.

dont forget wall, and sterring wheel marks!!! Not like steering, a Sterring wheel :)

Good for you.

gSTRUCTOR went full retard during the world cup. He should be mentioned.

God i loc love
ve tropic thunder.

z4muz's brother, hits harder than toxjq in q3

Uhm, where's that buffed conspiracy zionist/mason/reptiloid piece of wood who keeps posting random 'rap' videos?

CooloutAC?

no lol

the jews got him!

agu_ ?

BR?

http://www.esreality.com/post/2717107/rap-son...on-t-like/

Dug up an old classic trollthread here, this might sway opinions in gSTRUCTOR's favor..

not even a mention for Zhu or xtuna???
Disappointed...

Yes, actually. Someone mentioned xtuna earlier in the thread. Here, I'll send you a link for convenience;

http://esreality.com/post/2720407/n-a/#pid2719569

:)

I'm pretty damn stupid.

Ez plus bait... whatever, here you go.

Never saw you before.


Horatio asks for proof.

everybody forgot about jajaveve ;_;

hi jajaveve

hi :P

Disrepute not mentioned yet, really?

We can do it as a team effort!

A few days on LSD doesn't count imo.

gstructor should get the award for most annoying football fan.

Clueless*

that, too.

miss u :*

pick me pick me

No. <3

How about that bst guy?

Voting for carmac.


http://www.esreality.com/post/568623/who-are-...esr-users/

Plus wave commin

all those nicks ;_;

2003. Was a junior.

New name, Vedasto Layola is now a possible candidate to on the esr village idiot election.

adding to the list

eburbeck.
Vig1lante.
flair.
aXema.
Michael Collins.

Could someone do the honors and make a silly quake mashup photo of Michael Collins? I would but I'm on a phone.

i dont get it

Puff puff pass.

I've included all candidates. The top four on the list are the fellas expected to receive the most votes. Either way it's out of my hands.

gstructor is worse

Why not do it like the old days with a poll on site?

Well...

Okay. =D

How?

i think you have request it. talk to a user admin.

Hmmm. I don't think I'm going to bother. It's just an idiot poll after all. If anyone else wants to request by all means.

I can probably set something up, seems pointless now that most users already voted on strawpoll

Oh common gimme a chance

This is starDUMB We're talking about

Stardumb was moderately good bait. But not with enough fortitude

So far only 44 votes. If there was a poll some months from now I'm sure it would get a far better response. Especially if every esr user is listed.

For now I think we are burned out.

Yeah i didnt do bad at all. Top 4


On lan that would almost be Prize Moneu

Nice, I didn't even make the cut!

Damn Cmss gets more hate. I hope he is satisfied with his accomplishments here.

Jamerio rolling up the field despite his somewhat disappointing starting position!

Jamerio definitely wins the "lifetime contribution" award

wanted to vote for mray, but then I remembered all the Jamerio's contributions.

If it were a vote based on just recent exploitations I'd defo vote for mray, but one can't go beyond Jam-Jam given all his contribs to this website.

edit: TL;DR Jamerio = ESR

im surprised you didnt make the list with your public troll threads dedicated to shadyak

obviously i'm fun, not retarded.

i dont know, i didnt make the list either and im kinda retarded

i should start worrying then.

*yikes*

Jamerio just has to win the election. He's consistently been the #1 erstard for 10 years, over several accounts. CMSS and the others are just noobs that joined the scene some short while ago and their contributions are marginal when compared to Jamerio's.

im quite sure the less time needed to make an impact on community, the better.


Jamerio is just another relic of old quake era, and obviously quakers love being sentimental.

No. Lately, Jamerio hasn't been putting the effort he needs to keep the top spot.

Compared to him, CMSS is a true hero. CMSS gave himself totally to the über stupid cause. He trolled everywhere and every time he could without any limitation: in game, on IRC, on Twitch chat, on streams and yes, even on ESR. One can only wonder the scars and trauma he's left with for the rest of his life for living such an intense experience with so much passion. And he never hid himself like Jamerio did; he wasn't afraid to show his face and always tried to get noted.

Jamerio used to have that passion too. Just look at his past WPM stats. Nowadays, he's not even close to those numbers. All he does now is just scratch his balls, post random retarded shit on dole check day and get plussed just because he's Jamerio.

Due to how CMSS threw himself in all fronts for the cause of full retardedness and how little Jamerio has been doing lately, I couldn't agree less. Jamerio needs to work for it.

Well God damn.... i did much bette than i thought.... i knew if i just tried in life... id get somewhere!!!!?!?!??!?!

First place ,gets ,village idiot aboard award, award second place ,at least get ,shanked thrown ,in the trash can ,up side down or my underwear pulled up over my head. Or one od those dick page posts :p. Hell maybe some old school trolling styke pre 2000? :)

wwwAnyBoy wins this hands down

Meh. Tell that to my mice

This poll is a social experiment. It has positive effects on the forum users.

If this poll has taught us anything it's that jamerio is the kind of fellow that is humbled through life experience and takes a position of notoriety with grace. People love him for it; he is the preferrable punching bag. This is evidence that our community is also humbled when dealing with distasteful folk. The worst of the worst will never be allowed to make an impact here.

gg

Ahhh. Lofe lessons through Quake forum. Refreshininging

all of them!?

ugh, I should make an alt account and see if I can win next time