1. Upload demos to igmdb.org.
2. Since you will be a free user, download the generated video files from YT via plugin. Don't be scared; there are so many options for you to set in regards of visuals before the render, that you will cry like a newborn subterranean whale in abysmal awe.
3. Edit and cut the downloaded, top-notch quality video files with Windows Movie Maker™.
4. Make sure that the intro exceeds 1:30 mins in length.
5. Make sure that AT LEAST half of the movie is in slow motion.
6. Make sure that AT LEAST 2/3 of the frags are done in CA on dm6 and another 1/5 of the kills are ztn duel vs. 1200 elo nobodies.
7. Use some epic music like Carmina Burana and ofc dubstep for intro & outro.
8. Try to get a hold of some private pics of Cooller™ and his megalodon-sized cast iron dick. Blend them into the transitions with clever effects.
It might be a good idea to work even more on those transitions. For example, a wild fazz™ crossing the horizon riding a white van while wrestling a rocket launcher in the 11 % opaque background can emphasize the deep meaning of being an accomplished philanthropist and a personal hero at the same time. Just pls, apply considerable amount of piety.
9. Add a LOT of gibs too, so Lam will like it. A fine touch of Microsoft Paint ™ can work wonders here.
10. Make 3 paralel threads for the final product on ESR with different usernames, so you can be sure everybody watches it and nobody will accuse you of being a cross-eyed mutant.
+1. Don't forget about the proper lubricants.