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A youtube guy that shouts a lot.












Could be anyone tbh.

he is mad cause bad, and he earns money with it

so he talked about cases and that you never get a decent drop? hes right. the game is good though, thats what matters most.

guy spends fair amount of money buying things he doesn't understand then gets emo.

i thought it was the other way around

Don't suppose he's ever done anything with doom/quake/reflex etc?

Lol you guessed right. He only does bigger titles. This isn't at all like his typical game reviews.

$35 for 10 elite cases is pretty much cost of a brand new game. I'd rather if they charge for full game than have this bullshit in.

The problem is that it's not 35$ and not even 350$. There're currently 12 mercs(classes) and each merc costs 10$, 2 of them are initially free and another 2 are in free rotation which is changed once a month or smth. So basically already at least 100$ if you wanna play every character from start. And more mercs are coming each month. There's another way to get them though: ingame you can get points, around 1k-5k points a day depending on how much you play. You can either buy mercs for those(30-50k each, so basically at least a week of playing to get one) or also spend them on loadouts(cards) for those mercs.
So loadouts... It's basically a card which defines 3 weapons(melee+pistol+primary) + 3 various powerups/auras for each merc(like 20% faster reload and stuff like that). There're several levels of those(iron-lead-bronze-silver-gold-cobalt-obsidian): lead has 1 aura, iron 2, bronze 3, and the rest are also 3, but got different cosmetics and could be unique. So basically there's a FUCKTON of those loadouts in the game. http://dirtybomb.teamfate.us/ (this is old though) You could buy a starter loadout pack for the chosen merc you want for 20$(100k ingame points) which includes 9 bronze cards - 3 cards with each primary weapon(so basically 10$ for char and 20$ for decent loadouts for it) or get the random cards from cases which get dropped almost after every game(or buy for 1k pts) most of which are shitty lead ones and upgrade them into better cards for the merc you choose. For example 3 iron cards into 1 lead card, then 3 lead cards into one bronze card and so on. But that is still random as fuck as you cant choose anything other than the merc you want a card for(and weapons+auras might be fucking awful). So you would need a LOT of gametime OR a LOT of money to get the perfect loadouts. The game is basically P(L)AY TO WIN.

Can you summarize this please? How much does it cost minimum to be able to play competitively?

Depends on how you wanna play, you may not spend a single cent and just use free mercs, slowly get better loadouts and other mercs for ingame points. It's not like worse loadouts are unplayable disadvantage. I mean for example 20% faster reload time is not something crucial. But getting a freedom in choosing any class and a more suitable weapon+aura combination would take some time or money. I dunno how much points is given for a new account, but generally you could upgrade your free mercs to decent loadouts in a matter of hours and then get a new merc for points once a week or two if you play actively. I was also lucky to get a starter pack(5 mercs + 35k points to spend) on fazz' stream.

if you want to specialize in one merc assuming its not the free ones obv. You will need 30k cred (rhino and kira cost 50k) for the merc+ 17.5k cred for choosing exactly which loadout you want and you are good to go.
Getting to lvl 2 gives you 12k creds, and getting to lvl 4 another 12k creds if im not mistaken.

dont tell DB fans its p2w they go mental

this is bait :3

Wots DB

World of TankS: Dragon Ballz

why do anyone care what a fat person think

Fat people lol

no wonder he so angry at vdieogame most no pussy in a loooongg time ago hah!=]

lol

welcome to the future of gaming boyz, hope you got the cash kappa

P2w? Can top every game with just the ones you start with, who cares about most of the perks.

p much

augments increasingly nerfed to the point where the gains are subtle and practically insignificant. fun game, merc unlocking needs work though i've never liked this approach of having a huge grind wall or pay lots of $$$ ($10 a merc is stupid).

Yeah you can unlock one hero but unlocking another takes forever.

What a terrible review he didn't went through the menus how can you review something without looking at everything? If he went to the store he would easily see that he can buy a bronze card of his choosing for 17k and you make that in 3 days or less.

The point is to play not gamble, he could rant about other wrong shit and this is the thing he cries about? All of this could have been avoided if he had done his job correctly.

It wasn't a review. He just streamed the game

I tried to went through the windows, but, did not work.

The game looks fun and all but I don't care for the donuts and cocaine system loadout cards. Just silly.

angry joe is an idiot and everything he says is wrong

I played a bit. My first comment would be that the whole press shift to go fast thing is annoying. Why is going fast not the default? :(

WOW...you never succumbed to the temptation of playing COD??
Much respect


I believe is ike cod, where you need to ress a button to "sprint" for a short period of time until your character uses his stamina and needs to recover.... but i could be wrong, i never played dirty bomb

I played COD. The first or the second one, I can't remember precisely.

iirc Dirty Bomb let you run as long as you want. No stamina. You will need to keep that button pressed though.

if thats the case it indeed makes no sense at all... :-/

How does a casual fat fuck like this get relevant? seriously you only need to swear and shout to be a youtube celebrity

I quite like his proper reviews. He puts alot of visual effort to them and plays the games throughoutly, making his videos 35-40 minutes long. I prefer his reviews over ign/gamespot.

I agree with damian, his proper reviews are detailed, thoughtful and he shows that he knows what the aspects of a good game are. And he has called out big game rating sites on their bullshit before. In my books he is a critic I would trust with my money.

He works for himself and isn't a corporate shill. If he isn't a quality person then the we really are a society of spoonfed idiots.

I dont question his integrity i just question his judgement

if he lacks the intelligence to fix his fat, his judgement is lacking.

Hes too happy to be anything else but fat.

Fat? Where is he fat?

his face is kinda fat

i'm not sure why it makes any difference though

Just for you to know that you can unlock any Bronze card you want with in game credits. Any Silver, Gold or Cobalt cards have his equivalent in Bronze in terms of perks. So there is no "Pay to win" or RNG in this game if you know what you want. The only RNG is for rarer (silver, gold an cobalt) skins for your mercs.

There are 30 000 and 50 000credits mercs. With the new missions system, you can get 30 000 credits in a few days. 50 000 in a week.

played this game for 10 hours or so in total, purchased 3 mercs (game money yo) in the space of time as well as fucking up and wasting 35k (game money yo)on some random card, so yes it's easily unlockable without spending $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

http://www.reddit.com/r/Neverwinter/comments/...the_devil/

Waiting for his neverwinter review.

I used to like this guy and some of his videos like when Total War Rome 2 was released, but after i saw Dirty Bomb rant video it looked asif he woke up on no sleep with a hang over and was just spurting shit out of his mouth, his eyes and whole face just said hangover and grumpy.

If he were actually good at games i would probably take it more serious but you can see he is noob so no worries.

its not that hard to max out a class without paying. bronze is the max in terms of gameplay

Havent played dirty bomb myself and basically dont like cs/cod type of games. But just wondering are there any weapons in this game with little to none recoil at all like some kind of smg or shotgun maybe? So i could just pick it and abuse like ql lg/sg style :D

Yes it has very little recoil, and its a pretty decent fps, has trickjumps and stuff. Try it.

Thx ill give it a try

all guns are like that basically

Joe really goes his way to research some games :D